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RustRocket
02-19-2004, 02:33 PM
From the trailer park boys website

If you missed our LIVE chat with the one and only Ricky from Trailer Park Boys you can now check out the full transcript of the 45 minute long Q&A, when the Sunnyvale celebrity told you what you wanted to know.



Ricky:
How's it goin' everybody? Hope everyone is in the right frame of mind for this chat!

Trevah:
Ricky do you ever get sick of eating pepperoni?

Ricky:
No, never. When I get sick of one kind, like the hot, I switch to another, like the mild, and then I'm good.

Trailer23:
Are you doing a better job than Mr. Lahey at being Trailer Park Supervisor?

Ricky:
Absolutely. Mr. Lahey's a dick, everyone loves me, I don't f--- around, it's like a big party.

Sikbert:
Smokes!

Ricky:
I love cigarettes more than sunshine!

Andrea:
Hey Ricky, I just got married this weekend and my husband and I are looking for a new home. Are there any trailers in Sunnyvale we can rent?

Ricky:
There's a couple, but as long as you're cool, and you like to smoke d--- and like to get drunk, we can hook you up!

BoTTleKid:
RICKY! Good to see you on this big calculator thing. When are you going for your grade 11?

Ricky:
Well, hopefully soon, right now I'm too busy, because we grew a huge crop of weed this year, and I had no time for school.

the_incredable_rosso:
How are Bubbles and Julian?

Ricky:
Bubbles has gotten away from the cart business to help me and be assistant supervisor, and Julian's good, he's drinking as much as ever!

Newfdog:
What happened to Lahey?

Ricky:
Lahey went to jail, and he got out of jail, so I gave him a trailer lot because I felt bad, and he's been living out of his car on the lot.

Fuhkofflahey:
Who in the park is worse, Cory or Trevor?

Ricky:
Cory and Trevor are both dicks, but I like Trevor more because he gives me smokes, and Cory doesn't smoke.

Shake:
Did the trailer park survive the hurricane?

Ricky:
There was a lot of damage, lots of trailers were F---ed over, but nobody was killed, and all of Bubbles cats were ok. So all was good.

Andrea:
Where are your sidekicks tonight?

Ricky:
They're both in PEI getting drunk!

Travis:
Ricky, who buys your shirts for you man? You don't really have that good taste yourself do you?

Ricky:
Normally I go shopping with my daughter, and I get her to pick out my shirts for me, because I'm always in jail, and I don't know what's cool or what's not.

BoTTleKid:
Ricky, how are things with Lucy?

Ricky:
At this point, we're not getting along very well. I had an incident with another woman, and she's not cool with that.

Sikbert:
What do you think of Julian's girlfriend, the cop?

Ricky:
Well, we didn't get along, and really, what the F--- was Julian thinking? She's a cop!

Fuhkofflahey:
What did you do in the park during the blackout, it lasted days?

Ricky:
Ah, we hooked up a video game system to a car battery, we smoked lot of d---, we got drunk, and we had a big BBQ for the trailer park.

Sikbert:
Any new car engine recipes?

Ricky:
Yeah, some fresh haddock fillets in tin foil, they cook in about 13 minutes.

old-boo-radley:
When the Trailer Park Boys tour gets to Saskatoon, are you going to bring your own d--- or buy it there?

Ricky:
I'll probably bring some, but I'm hoping people will give me some, because you can't take much through the airport.

Sikbert:
Ricky, any news on a new vehicle?

Ricky:
I don't need a new vehicle, I'm fixing my car, I've got a new door, a new hood, and new rims.

businessmuthaf**ka:
Have you and Trinity enrolled in any sort of 12 step programs now that you are trying to be a better father and f--king with Lahey's supervisor job?

Ricky:
I finally got Trinity to finally quit smoking, even though I haven't quit myself, and we're helping each other to read better.

RickRemixx:
Does Ricky like April wine more than Rush?

Ricky
I like April Wine and Rush about the same, sometimes I'm so st---- I don't even know the difference.

CaliforniaTPBFAN:
Hey Ricky - what's up with the rum and colas?

Ricky:
My dad always drank rum, so when we're 7 or 8 we started stealing his liquor, and we've been drinking his rum ever since.

J-RoKK:
How do you get that Pompadour to its perfect state?

Ricky:
When I wake up, it's just like that. I don't do anything to it.

Fuhkofflahey:
Do you prefer Chicken Chips or Jalapeno flavored?

Ricky:
Chicken chips were always my favourite, but when Jalapeno came out, it was something new and they were really good when I was st----.

Sid:
Do you have any other kids?

Ricky:
Uh, no. Not that I know of, anyway.

RickRemixx:
What kind of smokes do you smoke?

Ricky:
I usually roll my own out of old cigarette butts, or I bum them off of whoever is around.

Grace:
Ricky, my boyfriend is totally obsessed with the goings-on of Sunnyvale...what do you suggest I do so that he doesn't drive me crazy??

Ricky:
Leave him.

Newfdog:
What kind of music do you listen to?

Ricky:
Rock and alternative.

Guest:
Do you think you're always going to live in the trailer park?

Ricky:
I'll always live in a trailer, but someday I'd like to have a big piece of land to put my trailer on.

BoTTleKid:
Where are you accessing the Internet from?

Ricky:
The library, I'm here with my daughter.

cindy-lou:
How are you going to make money this year?

Ricky:
We're gonna bend the law a little bit, do some small-time crime, and grow a sh--load of d---!

TonyLahey:
Ricky will you ever act in a porno again?

Ricky:
I don't think so. I had some difficulties getting excited with some strange women around.

Hunnerbun:
Are you pissed that you didn't get to go on the cruise and had to hang around in the park instead?

Ricky:
I was disappointed, but when it comes right down to it, all that matters is my daughter.

the_incredable_rosso:
In your opinion, is Elvis dead or alive?

Ricky:
He's definitely alive, and he's probably st---- on a tropical island somewhere.

businessmuthaf**ka:
What do you think of J-Roc's obsession with "sexual rhymes" and hand cream?

Ricky:
I think it's a little weird, but everybody's different, and he's still one of our park residents, and he's still our friend.

old-boo-radley:
When you paid $5,000 for those encyclopedias for Trinity, why didn't you just buy her a computer and a CD-ROM encyclopedia to save money for d---?

Ricky:
Because I'm stupid, because I'm really stupid, and I didn't think about it at the time because I was st----.

Sid:
Are you going to need a smoke break? I don't want you smoking in the library and getting kicked out!

Ricky:
I'm smoking right now, so hopefully I won't get kicked out.

BoTTleKid:
Will you and Julian ever get legal jobs? You could work at the gas station with Jacob.

Ricky:
At some point I'd like to get a legal job, but it's a lot easier to make money illegally.

Ras:
Hey Ricky, will you finally get around to kicking Cyrus's a-- one of these days?

Ricky:
Recently we embarrassed the f--k out of Cyrus.

Fuhkofflahey:
Would you ever consider rapping with the leader of the ROCPILE, J-ROC?

Ricky:
I'm not a big rap fan, and usually I'm too st---- to rhyme, so probably no.

Sikbert:
Ricky, do you think Trevor should get a haircut or just f--k off?

Ricky:
Trevor should get a haircut AND f--k off.

Bajjer:
Where's Treena been?

Ricky:
I'm not sure where she's been. I haven't seen her for a while.

RickyJr.
What age did get perfect at growing d---?

Ricky:
I've been growing d--- since I was in Grade 6, and I've been really good at it since the second time I did Grade 9.

Fuhkofflahey:
Don't you feel bad for Jacob, considering you got him fired from numerous jobs?

Ricky:
I feel a little bit bad, but all the jobs he had sucked anyways, and I've given him a lot of free d---, so we're cool.

TonyLahey:
hey Ricky... do u watch wrestling?

Ricky:
Yeah, I'm a big wrestling fan, but I hate how fake it's become. I liked it better when guys used to kick the sh-- out of each other for real.

old-boo-radley:
Did Julian ever tell you about the time he caught Lahey and Randy performing sexual activities when getting your porno tape back?

Ricky:
No he didn't, and what the f--- are you talking about? I'm shocked!

BoTTleKid:
Have you tried that new d--- flavoured rum?

Ricky:
I have, and it's not as good as I thought it would be, but it's still better than anything else besides rum.

Guest:
Is Sam Losco still in the park?

Ricky:
He's out of jail, and he's got his practice up and running again, and from what I hear he's still a big time d---.

the_incredable_rosso:
Will the Maple Leafs ever win the Stanley Cup again?

Ricky:
They f--kin' better. I love them and they better win the cup before I die.

BoTTleKid:
What did you think of the book Animal Farm?

Ricky:
I didn't understand, but my daughter explained it to me, it was pretty f--king cool.

niffty friggins:
Hey Ricky....did they teach you how to type in Grade 10?

Ricky:
I took a typing course, but I failed, so I'm back to typing with 2 fingers.

Slayme:
You visited Julian in jail any?

Ricky:
I've visited him once, and I sent him a bunch of d--- inside of a birthday cake.

Bajjer:
How would you rate hurricane 'Juan' on the sh-ticane scale?

Ricky:
It was 8.5 out of 10 on the sh-ticane scale. It blew my f---ing mind.

Jade:
When's the last time you got shot?

Ricky:
About 3 weeks ago.

Flastaar:
if you lose your job, will you go back taking contracts on hitting pets?

Ricky:
I hated that job, but if I'm stuck for money and I can't pay the bills, I guess I'll have to.

DrunkenRedneck:
What's the longest you been in jail for?

Ricky:
18 months, it was a f--king nightmare, but at least the d--- was good.

Sid:
I'm thinking of asking my girlfriend to marry me, any romantical advice?

Ricky:
Holy Jesus. Roll a big j----, take her out for some Chinese food, and then ... aw f--k, I don't know.

OurManPeace:
What were you and Lahey doing behind the tree when Bubbles and Julian were looking out the window?

Ricky:
I had poison ivy on me, and Lahey tricked me and made me take my shirt off, and then he f--ked everyone over. What a dick.

cindy-lo:
How did you get shot this time? Sorry to hear about it.

Ricky:
I got shot with a bow and arrow, by some jackass that was drunk, but supposedly he was shooting at somebody else.

Racer:
I got the good chicken fingers! Lets get drunk.

Ricky:
As long as they're white meat, and you've got some rum and some d---, I'm in.

J-Rokk_daReturn:
What do you miss most about jail?

Ricky:
3 meals a day, movie night, and the good d--- you get from the guards.

Jade:
Where did you get Bubbles' go-kart?

Ricky:
I bought it from a guy that had an ad in the newspaper. I traded some cash and some d--- for it.

niffty friggins:
When you and randy fell in the pool of vodka...do you drink any of it in the scuffle?

Ricky:
Yeah, a lot of it went into my mouth, that's when I realized it was vodka, that why I drank so much from my pants.

Creemore Fan:
What do you think about Canada's new pot law, will it eat into your trade?

Ricky:
I think it's good because less people will go to jail over pot, but it's gonna f--k up my way of making a living.

Shake:
Do you think Lahey put the poison ivy on you on purpose so you would take your shirt off?

Ricky:
The thought of that disgusts me, and I really hope not, but he's so f---ed, who knows?

Fuhkofflahey:
Your father, Ray, said living in a car was the best nine years of his life, did you feel the same way while living in Julian's car, which he gave you?

Ricky:
I love living in cars, especially old cars that are big. They're cozy, they have lots of cigarette lighters, and good heaters.

BoTTleKid:
If you could go back in time and change one thing, what would it be?

Ricky:
I would've finished high school.

old-boo-radley:
Why don't you just live with Bubbles in his shed instead of living in a car?

Ricky:
Bubbles like to live by himself, and he doesn't like to smoke d--- as much as I do.

Snipez:
Mr. Lahey is a punk; set his trailer on fire in an upcoming episode.

Ricky:
I'd like nothing more than set Lahey's trailer on fire, but I'm living in his trailer right now, so that wouldn't be good.

businessmuthaf**ka:
Since you are so good with stealing power, did you help get the Park's power back up after the sh-t-cane?

Ricky:
Actually, I did. The power company said it would take 3 days, so I stole the power from a subdivision next door, using extension cords.

the_incredable_rosso:
What should I name my future son?

Ricky:
How about Richard?

Fuhkofflahey:
Ricky, Before you go, if you could say one thing to Mr.Lahey, What would it be ?

Ricky:
Um, go f--- yourself for all the bulls--t you put me through, but it's been kinda fun fighting with you my whole life.

TonyLahey:
Does Ricky love Canada?

Ricky:
Absolutely. Canada's the greatest country in the world, and they also have the best d--- in the world.

Jade:
I wish you the best of luck Ricky and the rest of the cast. Favorite show!

Ricky:
Thank you so much. The fact that anyone watches us is a surprise. Thank God for the many people who smoke good d--- in Canada.

Ricky:
Thank you so much for talking with me Canada! I've got to put my daughter home and take her to bed, and smoke a 2-gram j----

Ricky:
See ya later!


LOL 8)

TheCanadian
02-19-2004, 02:54 PM
8) Trailer park boys one of the best shows

RustRocket
02-20-2004, 08:45 PM
Bubbles>everyone

TheCanadian
02-20-2004, 09:43 PM
Bubbles>everyone

:nod: 8)

Anonymous
02-20-2004, 10:31 PM
ive watched a little bit of it, but probly less then 10 mins total.

RustRocket
02-22-2004, 06:39 PM
You should watch it more often, its the best :nod:

TheCanadian
02-22-2004, 09:32 PM
You should watch it more often, its the best :nod:

another_crx
02-23-2004, 10:22 PM
I just despise the show, it gets so boring and predictable.

The one guy pisses me off that he always carriers that glass.

I once saw him break into a house with that fucking drink in his hand, lol just so stupid, funny at times but 95% shit

RustRocket
02-27-2004, 12:12 AM
He's never seen without a rum and coke in his hand haha

Rooster
02-29-2004, 07:39 PM
i have never seen this show is it in canada only :-?