View Full Version : 2007 HHU Award: Best Quote

12-23-2007, 09:31 PM
Double R

If I'm still alive the day Bush dies, I'm going to buy a bigger flag pole so I can fly it higher than it was the day before.


I'll fuck basically anything of the female persuasion that walks, possibly even some pariplegics and quadriplegics.

Even Steven's "I Have a Dream" speech

I have a dream that one day this website will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "Bitches post nudes, newbies die, and I need more porn passwords."

I have a dream that one day on the Post Anything forum, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together and finally see that Catholic school girl getting railed like we were promised.

I have a dream that one day even the virgin god Siegler, a man sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into a porn god who rails Sonia, Nikki, and Danielle all at once.

I have a dream that four little sluts will one day visit this site where they will not be judged by the color of their skin, but by who is the hottest and who posted the best pussy/ass hole from behind picture.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its FknTkn having his lips dripping with the words of "man sex" and "I'm going to New York" -- one day right there in Alabama we can finally have that HHU Southeast meet with a Barrel of Jack Daniels. I heard it's only 2,000 bucks now.

I have a dream today!

I have a dream that one day oreo will realize that Hawaii stands no chance, and every tooth of falders grill shall be perfect, the rough places will be made plain, and the crooked places will be made straight; "and the glory of the Lord shall be revealed and all flesh shall see it together."

This is our hope, and this is the faith that I go back to the South with.

With this faith, we will be able to hew out of the mountain of despair a site of hope. With this worthlessness, we will be able to transform the jangling discords of our nation into a beautiful symphony of brotherhood. With this faith, we will be able to laugh together, to argue together, to struggle together, to go to jail together, to share porn together, knowing that we will get free Playboy and Round and Brown subscriptions from Boske.

And this will be the day -- this will be the day when all of Boske's children will be able to sing with new meaning:

My shit lounge 'tis of thee, from L-A to Dub-V, of thee I sing.

Land where my hours died, land of the Dan Stealth's pride,

From every fool in sight, let dumb shit ring!

And if HHU is to be a great shit hole, this must become true.

And so let Punisher shoot up someone's car because we all want to see it from the prodigious hilltops of Pennsylvania.

Let Pizz and Stealth continue exposing illegal chinamen from the mighty mountains of New York.

Let Chris aka Del Sol finally stop lubing up lego parts to insert into his gay anus from the stores of Maryland.

Let C-Murder make me throw up for the third time from laughing at HHU while drunk from the cigarette state of North Carolina.

Let Bleek share his thoughts without biased....well that's not going to happen

But not only that:

Let reposts reach an all time high with the likes of ender and cased

Let couches burn in Dub Vee when the domination does begin led by RR and Terror and let nhlfan continue his good taste in party rap for a canadian.

Let Ray and jdm accept their Guido responsibilities and Adam dominate the much smaller japanese.

Let Quik7 get attacked by the ten 15 year old girls that he fingered and/or entered for not delivering on the goods and let bad brain wish he was in quik7's position.

Let Logan hold down his OG status because he's older than all of us and we must make him feel young again.

Let Tom send me some liquid codeine postal service and shaaaaady continue his out of context rap quotes.

Let supra teach us all how to smoke weed like he does because he smokes weed all the time. i hope he's choking on a blunt while he reads this.

Let P-Spec continue his 100% effeciency rate of ass hole with style and boosted continue his napoleanic adventures in asian HIV land.

Let Puma have his Patriots because Washington...well.

From every mountainside, let freedom ring.

And when this happens, when we allow freedom ring, when we let it ring from every college and every business, from every state and every city, we will be able to speed up that day when all of HHU, black men and white men, Guidos and Virgins, whores and the girls they think are other whores, will be able to join hands and sing in the words of the old HHU spiritual:

Free at last! Free at last!

Thank Boske Almighty, we are free at last!

12-23-2007, 10:17 PM
lol holy shit I don't even remember that.

12-23-2007, 10:47 PM
ehh thats the best we can do? +1 for steven's just because he obviously tried so damn hard

12-23-2007, 11:06 PM
ehh thats the best we can do? +1 for steven's just because he obviously tried so damn hard
nominations thread was up for fucking ever, i didn't see you suggest anything better, so STFU

12-24-2007, 02:07 AM
hey fuck you....i did nominate something that was way better than all those combined go check again....i nominated RR's Quote on Smegma Pizza

Bad Brain
12-24-2007, 09:05 AM
yeah i'd like to change my vote to a write-in for the smegma pizza line

12-24-2007, 09:10 AM
voted for steve

12-24-2007, 11:22 AM

12-24-2007, 05:57 PM

too late, it'll lose.

12-24-2007, 06:21 PM
whatever it wins the people's quote award in my mind

12-25-2007, 12:15 AM