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    This was in an American Newspaper...
    Will We Ever Be As Cool As Canada?
    I know its a little long but...
    An American perspective on Canada
    By Samantha Bennett: Pittsburgh Post-Gazette

    So you live next door to a clean-cut, quiet guy. He never plays loud music
    or throws raucous parties. He doesn't gossip over the fence, just smiles
    politely and offers you some tomatoes. His lawn is cared-for, his house is
    neat as a pin and you get the feeling he doesn't always lock his front door.
    He wears Dockers. You hardly know he's there.
    And then one day you discover that he has pot in his basement, spends his
    weekends at peace marches and that guy you've seen mowing the yard is his
    Allow me to introduce Canada.
    The Canadians are so quiet that you may have forgotten they're up there, but
    they've been busy doing some surprising things. It's like discovering that
    the mice you are dimly aware of in your attic have been building an espresso
    Did you realize, for example, that our reliable little tag-along brother
    never joined The Coalition of the Willing? Canada wasn't willing, as it
    turns out, to join the fun in Iraq. I can only assume American diner menus
    weren't angrily changed to include "freedom bacon," because nobody here eats
    the stuff anyway.
    And then there's the wild drug situation: Canadian doctors are authorized to
    dispense medical marijuana. Parliament is considering legislation that would
    not exactly legalize marijuana possession, as you may have heard, but would
    reduce the penalty for possession of under 15 grams to a fine, like a
    speeding ticket. This is to allow law enforcement to concentrate resources
    on traffickers; if your garden is full of wasps, it's smarter to go for the
    nest rather than trying to swat every individual bug. Or, in the United
    States, bong.
    Now, here's the part that I, as an American, can't understand. These poor
    benighted pinkos are doing everything wrong. They have a drug problem:
    marijuana offenses have doubled since 1991. And Canada has strict gun
    control laws, which means that the criminals must all be heavily armed, the
    law-abiding civilians helpless and the government on the verge of a massive
    confiscation campaign. (The laws have been in place since the '70s, but I'm
    sure the government will get around to the confiscation eventually.)
    They don't even have a death penalty!
    And yet, nationally, overall crime in Canada has been declining since 1991.
    Violent crimes fell 13 percent in 2002.. Of course, there are still crimes
    committed with guns -- brought in from the United States, which has become
    the major illegal weapons supplier for all of North America -- but my theory
    is that the surge in pot-smoking has rendered most criminals too relaxed to
    commit violent crimes. They're probably more focused on shoplifting boxes of
    Ho-Hos from convenience stores.
    And then there's the most reckless move of all: Just last month, Canada
    decided to allow and recognize same-sex marriages. Merciful moose, what can
    they be thinking? Will there be married Mounties (they always get their
    man!)? Dudley Do-Right was sweet on Nell, not Mel! We must be the only ones
    who really care about families. Not enough to make sure they all have health
    insurance, of course, but more than those libertines up north.
    This sort of behavior is a clear and present danger to all our stereotypes
    about Canada. It's supposed to be a cold, wholesome country of polite,
    beer-drinking hockey players, not founded by freedom-fighters in a bloody
    revolution but quietly assembled by loyalists and royalists more interested
    in order and good government than liberty and independence.
    But if we are the rugged individualists, why do we spend so much of our time
    trying to get everyone to march in lockstep? And if Canadians are so
    reserved and moderate, why are they so progressive about letting people do
    what they want to?
    Canadians are, as a nation, less religious than we are, according to polls.
    As a result, Canada's government isn't influenced by large, well-organized
    religious groups and thus has more in common with those of Scandinavia than
    those of the United States, or, say, Iran.
    Canada signed the Kyoto global warming treaty, lets 19-year-olds drink, has
    more of its population living in urban areas and accepts more immigrants per
    capita than the United States.
    These are all things we've been told will wreck our society. But I guess
    Canadians are different, because theirs seems oddly sound.
    Like teenagers, we fiercely idolize individual freedom but really demand
    that everyone be the same. But the Canadians seem more adult -- more secure.
    They aren't afraid of foreigners. They aren't afraid of homosexuality. Most
    of all, they're not afraid of each other.
    I wonder if America will ever be that cool.
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    96 civic si....stock for now

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    wtf, that guy knows not what he talks about

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    So what's the final deal.....are we or are we not letting the fags marry each other?

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    Canada, Saskatoon, SK(The Original Toon Town)


    I thought thats been legal for a little while now

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    A friend of mine lives there and is very satisfied with the city.

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    I have a relative in Canada, and I'm guessing that it a good country.

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    Got access back to my account, the email just never sent to my inbox for some reason...

    Dont know why it said I was online 13 hours ago?

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    Default Where is Administration ??

    Can I contact admin??
    I'ts important.

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    Default How to change my password ??

    Can't change my password ??
    What am I doing wrong?
    Please help.
    Thank you.

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