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Thread: Dr. PENCIL - Life Lessons: Volume 1

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    Default Dr. PENCIL - Life Lessons: Volume 1

    This will be updated every thursday btw. Straight truth people. Straight truth.



    guitarSgood (3:13:22 PM): http://www.hondahookup.com/forums/sh...d.php?t=157405

    Auto Response from Falderfaile (3:13:22 PM): I am away from my computer right now.

    guitarSgood (3:13:24 PM): yeesssss
    Falderfaile (3:14:06 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:14:06 PM): stfu
    Falderfaile returned at 3:14:10 PM.
    Falderfaile (3:14:26 PM): Atleast I admitted my ignorance before saying anything
    guitarSgood (3:15:28 PM): I know... fortunately for you it's not as bad as it seems... I was considering cutting that part out of the quote.
    guitarSgood (3:15:29 PM): lulz
    Falderfaile (3:15:39 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:15:54 PM): eh w/e lol
    Falderfaile (3:16:00 PM): atleast I learned a lil something
    guitarSgood (3:16:07 PM): you did indeed
    guitarSgood (3:16:22 PM): but i am still using the quote regardless
    Falderfaile (3:16:30 PM): lol fine
    guitarSgood (3:16:31 PM): i still lub you tho
    guitarSgood (3:16:33 PM):
    guitarSgood (3:16:35 PM): fag
    Falderfaile (3:16:35 PM): You just wanna ride my cock
    Falderfaile (3:16:39 PM): queer
    guitarSgood (3:16:48 PM): true.
    guitarSgood (3:16:57 PM): not really
    guitarSgood (3:17:08 PM): how old are you by the way?
    Falderfaile (3:17:10 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:17:11 PM): 18
    guitarSgood (3:17:13 PM): hahahahaa
    Falderfaile (3:17:16 PM): you?
    guitarSgood (3:17:24 PM): ok.... before i asnwer....
    guitarSgood (3:17:33 PM): we are establishing rules right now
    Falderfaile (3:17:36 PM): lol
    guitarSgood (3:17:36 PM): i will explain..
    Falderfaile (3:17:39 PM): wtf
    Falderfaile (3:17:42 PM): u 47?
    guitarSgood (3:17:46 PM): first of all. i am 23....
    guitarSgood (3:17:49 PM): second...
    guitarSgood (3:17:59 PM): every week you will get a life lesson on women
    Falderfaile (3:18:06 PM): lol
    guitarSgood (3:18:06 PM): you will pay attention
    Falderfaile (3:18:10 PM): from you?
    guitarSgood (3:18:15 PM): you will follow and live by these lessons
    guitarSgood (3:18:16 PM): yes
    Falderfaile (3:18:19 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:18:20 PM): sure
    guitarSgood (3:18:24 PM): don't mouth off bitch i have senority
    Falderfaile (3:18:28 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:18:33 PM): How old did you think I was?
    guitarSgood (3:18:39 PM): 18-ish
    guitarSgood (3:18:43 PM): just guessing
    guitarSgood (3:18:48 PM): basing that off nothing whatsoever
    Falderfaile (3:18:55 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:18:58 PM): ok
    guitarSgood (3:19:06 PM): ok.. pay attention... your first one is now.
    guitarSgood (3:19:22 PM): are you ready? these will be very valuable to you one day i swear to god
    Falderfaile (3:19:47 PM): Go ahead
    guitarSgood (3:19:48 PM): First lesson will start with a question. savy?
    Falderfaile (3:19:57 PM): sure
    guitarSgood (3:20:13 PM): How do you feel about fucking a girl in the ass? And before you answer, there is a lesson in this.
    guitarSgood (3:20:27 PM): lol...
    guitarSgood (3:20:30 PM): i am being serious tho
    guitarSgood (3:20:56 PM): you also are required to answer questions promptly. this advice is free at no charge so take advantage of it
    Falderfaile (3:21:03 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:21:06 PM): you're a joke
    Falderfaile (3:21:08 PM): I'd do it
    guitarSgood (3:21:16 PM): GOOD
    guitarSgood (3:21:25 PM): k here is why that is a good thing...
    guitarSgood (3:23:08 PM): first of all... girls who are down to fuck in the ass are usually into some pretty kinky shit. On top of them being kinky, they are usually very good at giving blowjobs. I base this completely off experience btw. The two girls who are neck and neck on my "ability to give good blowjobs" record were also the only two who would let me piitb
    guitarSgood (3:23:50 PM): I drew the conclusion that the reason why they were different, and how that related to them blowjobs based on the fact that if they are down to fuck in the ass, they have done a LOT of sexual favors for men.
    guitarSgood (3:23:52 PM): it's fact.
    guitarSgood (3:24:21 PM): So, what you can draw from that as your first life lesson is this...
    guitarSgood (3:24:36 PM): and write this down btw you cunt
    Falderfaile (3:25:13 PM): So, what you can draw from that as your first life lesson is this...
    Falderfaile (3:25:18 PM): Was that a question?
    guitarSgood (3:27:32 PM): "It is reasonable, based on evidence and quality of sexual encounters from others, that a girl who gives you a very good blowjob is probably at some point in your relationship going to agree to have madbuttsex. It is also reasonable to assume if she lets you fuck in the ass, she gives good blowjobs. However, if you are getting poo on your dick before she has had her cock in your mouth she is probably crazy. Thus, you should not continue in a relationship with her."
    guitarSgood (3:28:00 PM): cause seriously who the FUCK would let a guy ram her poop shoot before she blows you?
    guitarSgood (3:28:01 PM): wtf
    Falderfaile (3:28:11 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:28:19 PM): ya I see what your saying
    guitarSgood (3:28:30 PM): Or she is a slut... which is worse
    Falderfaile (3:28:32 PM): Thats just not the order of things
    guitarSgood (3:28:36 PM): it's really not
    guitarSgood (3:28:51 PM): if you are piihb before her mouth then she has some sort of mental issue
    guitarSgood (3:28:53 PM): srsly
    guitarSgood (3:28:58 PM): So there is your life lesson.
    guitarSgood (3:29:05 PM): [email protected]
    guitarSgood (3:29:09 PM): that is my paypal account
    Falderfaile (3:29:13 PM): lol
    guitarSgood (3:29:13 PM): sessions are 100 bucks each
    guitarSgood (3:29:16 PM): lulz
    Falderfaile (3:29:17 PM): shit
    guitarSgood (3:29:45 PM): don't worry. i will be your source of knowledge for these things. you come to me with questions from now on
    Falderfaile (3:29:54 PM): lol
    Falderfaile (3:29:57 PM): yes sir
    It's no different than men and maggots or wolvs fighting dragons. Or men riding dragons throwing wolfs at maggots... We can team up, you and I. We will rise out of the ground ourselves. We'll build our own tripod but ours will have 4 legs.

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    Should have known.
    RHS 4-0

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    wallof.txt



    DO NOT WANT

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    I get it... some of you are trying to deny that you fuck girls in the pooper. Stop kidding yourselves.
    It's no different than men and maggots or wolvs fighting dragons. Or men riding dragons throwing wolfs at maggots... We can team up, you and I. We will rise out of the ground ourselves. We'll build our own tripod but ours will have 4 legs.

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    lol i dont do asses.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Shaaaady View Post
    lol i dont do asses.
    agree

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    shit thread.

    "bitches love me cause they know that i can rock"

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    i don't have a problem idb. i'll fuck her in the ear if she lets me.

    BTW, girls who take it in the ass do not necessarily give good head. Good head has nothing to do with anal.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    i don't have a problem idb. i'll fuck her in the ear if she lets me.

    BTW, girls who take it in the ass do not necessarily give good head. Good head has nothing to do with anal.
    Harry speaks the truth

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    i don't have a problem idb. i'll fuck her in the ear if she lets me.

    BTW, girls who take it in the ass do not necessarily give good head. Good head has nothing to do with anal.
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    shove a pencil in your throat. please do it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Harry View Post
    i don't have a problem idb. i'll fuck her in the ear if she lets me.

    BTW, girls who take it in the ass do not necessarily give good head. Good head has nothing to do with anal.
    I have proved this wrong. And logically it makes sense. Of course there are the few that are out of the norm.
    It's no different than men and maggots or wolvs fighting dragons. Or men riding dragons throwing wolfs at maggots... We can team up, you and I. We will rise out of the ground ourselves. We'll build our own tripod but ours will have 4 legs.

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    yawn
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    GAY.

    I'll move this to the computer and gaming forum since this convo was typed on a computer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by FknTkn View Post
    GAY.

    I'll move this to the computer and gaming forum since this convo was typed on a computer.

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    moving this to the photography forum because there should be photographs when this happens

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    dumbest thread ever.....

    please lock!

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    uhoh sig with the mod POWA
    Quote Originally Posted by saxman47
    you know the world is fucked up when a man getting pounded in the ass by a horse is not the weirdest thing you've seen today
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    Im not going to have sex with you just so you can ask for cum on your face

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