Eclipse GS-T
06-20-2002, 11:45 AM
OH MY GOD AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this happend yesturday but i couldnt post about it because my shitty isp was down. fucking newbies, but anyways heres the story.
i was at work and my bosses kid was being a little dick as usual. well this golf car comes in and he says "my golf car only has one speed and that is super fast, something happend to it and as soon as you put it in forward it takes off like a bat outta hell." so i figure its the master sylanoid (spelling?) and tell him that we will fix it. now when a master sylanoid goes out the car will take off as fast as it can as soon as you put it in gear weather the car is turned on or not, and i didnt feel like having to worry about stopping the thing so i was pushing it into the gurage, and the my bosses kid is like "the cart runs dumbass why dont you drive it." and hops in the cart while it is turned off and before i could say anything he slaps it in forward and BOOOM!!!!!! that cart took off it squeeled the tires and everything. the reason it squeled the tires was because we were on that slick ass cement that you have in a gurage and its like fucking ice. well anyways the cart takes off and he cant control it the next thing i know BOOOM!!!!! HE NAILS THE FUCKING TOOL BOX AND SENDS IT THREW A FUCKING WALL!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AND THE GOLF CART GETS STUCK ON TOP OF THE TOOL BOX, BUT THE BEST THING IS, IS THAT THE WALLS ARENT THICK AND ALL THEY DO IS SEPERATE THE FRONT PART OF THE STORE AND THE OFFICES FROM THE BACK!!! AND WHEN HE WENT THREW HE WENT RIGHT INTO HIS DADS OFFICE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! his dad was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" i started cracking up i couldnt control myself the other guy i work with starts laughing and im laughing so hard i start to cry and half to sit down. it was fucking great then he gets like a tounge lashing from hell from his dad it was the coolest thing i have ever seen, well except for the kid in the wheelchair but damnit i still think im going to hell for that.
i was at work and my bosses kid was being a little dick as usual. well this golf car comes in and he says "my golf car only has one speed and that is super fast, something happend to it and as soon as you put it in forward it takes off like a bat outta hell." so i figure its the master sylanoid (spelling?) and tell him that we will fix it. now when a master sylanoid goes out the car will take off as fast as it can as soon as you put it in gear weather the car is turned on or not, and i didnt feel like having to worry about stopping the thing so i was pushing it into the gurage, and the my bosses kid is like "the cart runs dumbass why dont you drive it." and hops in the cart while it is turned off and before i could say anything he slaps it in forward and BOOOM!!!!!! that cart took off it squeeled the tires and everything. the reason it squeled the tires was because we were on that slick ass cement that you have in a gurage and its like fucking ice. well anyways the cart takes off and he cant control it the next thing i know BOOOM!!!!! HE NAILS THE FUCKING TOOL BOX AND SENDS IT THREW A FUCKING WALL!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! AND THE GOLF CART GETS STUCK ON TOP OF THE TOOL BOX, BUT THE BEST THING IS, IS THAT THE WALLS ARENT THICK AND ALL THEY DO IS SEPERATE THE FRONT PART OF THE STORE AND THE OFFICES FROM THE BACK!!! AND WHEN HE WENT THREW HE WENT RIGHT INTO HIS DADS OFFICE!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! his dad was like "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!" i started cracking up i couldnt control myself the other guy i work with starts laughing and im laughing so hard i start to cry and half to sit down. it was fucking great then he gets like a tounge lashing from hell from his dad it was the coolest thing i have ever seen, well except for the kid in the wheelchair but damnit i still think im going to hell for that.