Anonymous
12-25-2003, 01:50 AM
Twas the night before christmas, and Im browsing HHU
Dozens of douchbags a' stirring, and one sexy jew
The noobs were owned by RR with care
In hopes that the ownage would soon be theirs
The ricers were all nestled with their heads up their ass
With visions of altezzas, that made the hours pass
And Ray with his Emo, and I with my bong
Had just settled down, to suck my fat schlong
When in the Beef forum there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my whoring, to see what was the matter
Away to the thread I flew like a flash
Tore open the doritios from my stoned stash
Maybe some wierd thread about an e-idol
And I laughed out loud, when i saw the thread title
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A post from s tealth explaining why Jeff loves cock in the rear
With a little photoshop, so flawless and quick
I new in a moment, that I would be sick
More rapid than eagles Makman and Danish came
And they flamed and bitched, and called eachother names
"YOU FAGGOT, YOU COCKSUCKER, YOU DICKRIDER, YOU HOMO"
"WHEN IN FUCK YOUR MOM, ILL ENJOY IT IN SLOW-MO"
To the bottom of the thread, to the bottom of posts all
To the "post reply" button, To the Emoticons wall
I have decided to flame, with the greatest emoticon of all (:ghey:)
As the pussies leave, before shit hits the fan
When in comes Tai, HHU's Jackie Chan
So up the back button the inferior flew
armed with flash, he will de-ball you
And then, with a noise, I get a message sent
The legend from The Ville, is already bent
as I laughed in my head, and was about to reply
a link he sent, about some boosted TSI
He was dressed in redneck, from his head to his toe
And we made fun of ******s while it snowed
A bottle of Zanies and bud in a sack
He looked like his mom had smoked too much crack
His eyes--how they were bloodshot! His Huffy up on block
His brain is fried, he's dumb as as rock
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the pill in his nose was as white as the snow;
With the roach of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was known near and far
That *****, everyone knows as Double R
I'm sexy and hot, a cock the size of an elf
I laugh when I see my posts, as I pleasure myself
A wink of my eye, and my zipper goes down
I spooge on some slut, all over her gown
Richie speaks no words, but is hard at work
filling Iene's "stocking", with sasquatch jerk
And I swing my schlong upon her nose
and giving a nod, he released his hose
We sprang to the vodka, to take some shots
and away with soberness, before 12 o'clock
Before I leave here, with you sluts out of sight
I wish....
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"
Dozens of douchbags a' stirring, and one sexy jew
The noobs were owned by RR with care
In hopes that the ownage would soon be theirs
The ricers were all nestled with their heads up their ass
With visions of altezzas, that made the hours pass
And Ray with his Emo, and I with my bong
Had just settled down, to suck my fat schlong
When in the Beef forum there arose such a clatter
I sprang from my whoring, to see what was the matter
Away to the thread I flew like a flash
Tore open the doritios from my stoned stash
Maybe some wierd thread about an e-idol
And I laughed out loud, when i saw the thread title
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
A post from s tealth explaining why Jeff loves cock in the rear
With a little photoshop, so flawless and quick
I new in a moment, that I would be sick
More rapid than eagles Makman and Danish came
And they flamed and bitched, and called eachother names
"YOU FAGGOT, YOU COCKSUCKER, YOU DICKRIDER, YOU HOMO"
"WHEN IN FUCK YOUR MOM, ILL ENJOY IT IN SLOW-MO"
To the bottom of the thread, to the bottom of posts all
To the "post reply" button, To the Emoticons wall
I have decided to flame, with the greatest emoticon of all (:ghey:)
As the pussies leave, before shit hits the fan
When in comes Tai, HHU's Jackie Chan
So up the back button the inferior flew
armed with flash, he will de-ball you
And then, with a noise, I get a message sent
The legend from The Ville, is already bent
as I laughed in my head, and was about to reply
a link he sent, about some boosted TSI
He was dressed in redneck, from his head to his toe
And we made fun of ******s while it snowed
A bottle of Zanies and bud in a sack
He looked like his mom had smoked too much crack
His eyes--how they were bloodshot! His Huffy up on block
His brain is fried, he's dumb as as rock
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow,
And the pill in his nose was as white as the snow;
With the roach of a blunt he held tight in his teeth,
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath;
He had a broad face and was known near and far
That *****, everyone knows as Double R
I'm sexy and hot, a cock the size of an elf
I laugh when I see my posts, as I pleasure myself
A wink of my eye, and my zipper goes down
I spooge on some slut, all over her gown
Richie speaks no words, but is hard at work
filling Iene's "stocking", with sasquatch jerk
And I swing my schlong upon her nose
and giving a nod, he released his hose
We sprang to the vodka, to take some shots
and away with soberness, before 12 o'clock
Before I leave here, with you sluts out of sight
I wish....
"HAPPY CHRISTMAS TO ALL, AND TO ALL A GOOD-NIGHT!"