i live my life, one present at a time

[c r a z y r a y]

and for those 10 seconds or less (of unwrapping), i'm free


ITS A VERY FAST AND FURIOUS CHRISTMAS

[Anonymous]

:lol:

[Annihilia]

fuckin psycho :lol: :lol:

[Jokersdice]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Logan]

oh ray

[PanzerM]

< :)

[Anonymous]

LOL couldnt have said it better myself..

[Import_Fan]

It's not how you stand by your christmas tree, it's how you decorate your christmas tree.

[c r a z y r a y]

It's not how you stand by your christmas tree, it's how you decorate your christmas tree.

thats the spirit :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[El Jefe]

Ask any present, any real present. It doesn't matter if you get unwrapped by an inch or a mile; unwrapping's unwrapping. :x

[Anonymous]

whats under the tissue paper

:roll:

oh... you're gonna make me find out the hard way..

[Annihilia]

Ask any present, any real present. It doesn't matter if you get unwrapped by an inch or a mile; unwrapping's unwrapping. :x

Weaksauce :lol:



:smootch:

[MdniteDrftr]

:lol:

[BltByKrmn]

This will decimate all after you put about 15 grand in it. Or more, if we have to overnight ornaments and lights from the North Pole.

http://www.realchristmastrees.org/treetype/nrwy_spr.jpg

[Starscream]

"I just went in there, and Hector is gonna be running 3 Playstation 2's, with network adaptors, and on top of that, he just came into Toys R' Us, and he ordered THREE, DVD remotes, and wireless controllers"

"So, what are you saying, your gonna go down everybodies chimney, one house after another?"

[Puma1077]

I need Presents, 2 of them, the Big ones. And harry, I need em by morning

[CO_CReX]

This thread is AWESOME! That shit is classic, good job guys. :lol:

[themaskedriger]

look at this snowman right here....sweet present, what you got underneath there? oh you gonna make me find out the hard way...you brave man you brave 8)

[c r a z y r a y]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

i'm tryin to go legit...you know, toys r us.

[Anonymous]

Mia , i'm an elf

[c r a z y r a y]

Mia , i'm an elf

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Mia, there is no such thing as Santa Clause

[Wthermans]

^^^^ :lol: :lol: Best one yet

[95civicex]

Mia , i'm an elf :lol: :lol: :lol:

[sexeemunky]

Mia , i'm an elf :lol: :lol: :lol:

:lol: :lol:

[Anonymous]

Bullshit asshole, noone likes the fruitcake

[avus///M3]

SANTA COME INTO MY HOUSE, GIVE PRESENTS TO MY FAMILY, SOMEBODY STOLE HIS COOKIES, AND IT WAS YOU TORETTO!

[themaskedriger]

this your present? it was mine, but its his now....no it isnt, santa hasnt made his delivery...then its nobody's present, somebody put in the wrapping time, what do you think lance?....its an amazing gift

[Puma1077]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Anonymous]

Do you see anything wrong here santa?

WE GOT NO PRESENTS DO WE!? DO WE!?

A couple mp3 players would pull a premium before christmas wouldnt they?

[hondavtecracer10]

Now me and Santa Claus, have to take apart the present, and replace the double sided sticky tape you fried.

[Even Steven]

Mia , i'm an elf

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

:smootch: hor

[stockboost]

nobody likes the eggnog here asshole

[Shocka1998LX]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Even Steven]

Everyones whippin out the good ol dvd to see what they can parody :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[my_car_is_slow]

I'm just waitin for Santa

Shit, better get in line

[boarderboy337]

And a standalone mp3 player, not a bad way to spend 200$

[Anonymous]

How bout you race me for that sweet little dvd

You want a dvd, go to bust buy

[Puma1077]

"I need cookies, I need cookies, my weight topped out at 190 lbs this morning

amatuers dont use cookies, ive seen the way you eat, you'll blow your stomach to pieces"

[Even Steven]

for some reason every time i see double r, i imagine warren sapp typing on his comp. i dont know why, but i always picture warren sapp saying whatever double r types looking like he does in the avatar. it's funny tho.

oh, and btw:

This your gift?

It was mine it's his now

No it's not, I havn't opened the card yet.

That's nobody's gift. Somebody put in the wrapping time. What do you think Lance?

That's an amazing present.

Indeed. Let's go.

What was that about? Long story I'll tell you later.

(Azns come and unwrap present furiously)

So what the hell was that all about?

A birthday gift that went sour, plus I made the mistake of giving him clothes for a present.

[BigTime VTEX]

I see a Mach 3 Turbo Dominic, A cold air intake, A Koss sound system, a direct USB Port Cd Burner,...... :roll:

[Starscream]

Do you see anything wrong here santa?

WE GOT NO PRESENTS DO WE!? DO WE!?

A couple mp3 players would pull a premium before christmas wouldnt they?


HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[BigTime VTEX]

Using Granny's Wrapping Techniques, not using double sided tape like you're supposed to. You're lucky that hundred dollar gift is what i wanted...

[Even Steven]

nice

[Starscream]

you see this candy cane? this is yours, whether you win or lose, but if you win, you get that box of chocolates too



NOOOOOOOOOOOO, RUSSEL STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVERS

[Starscream]

(motion to archive once the holidays are over)

[themaskedriger]

(motion to archive)
second that

[Even Steven]

(motion to archive once the holidays are over)

[BigTime VTEX]

This your Egg Nog?

Yeah that's my egg nog. Yo dom, why'd you bring the busta here?

[Even Steven]

This your Egg Nog?

Yeah that's my egg nog. Yo dom, why'd you bring the busta here?

should be "Yo dom why'd you bring the nutmeg here?"

[Starscream]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/civic%20on%20blue/Diesel-V.jpg

[themaskedriger]

:lol:

[Even Steven]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/civic%20on%20blue/Diesel-V.jpg

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Puma1077]

http://mywebpage.netscape.com/civic%20on%20blue/Diesel-V.jpg
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[themaskedriger]

hey scientist take it upstairs...you cant wrap a gift without the cover on...can't even get that right

[smkm1023]

:lol:

[Daemon]

"You should be opening presents right now, what are you doing here"

"I've got those things, you know"

"Shitty presents?"

"Ya, that shit."

[Starscream]

TTT

[Sol Kid]

:lol: good stuff

[boosted]

The name's Santa... I gotta last name but I don't know how to pronounce it.:uhoh:

[jdmaccord]

vadsfdsfdsafsdfsdf

[GimPy™]

ORANGES!

[poster_Child]

"I dont have any money.. but I got the reciept to my iPod. if i win i get the money, and the mp3's"

[FknTkn]

BUMP

[nhlfan]

ho ho ho!

[Shaaaady]

wow that is funny

[hero by day]

i can't believe i just saw this hahahahah