Eclipse GS-T
05-15-2002, 06:52 PM
AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! i never laughed so hard in my life, well except for the kid in the wheel chair but this is a damn close second. heres the story
well you all know that i work at a golf cart shop fixing golf carts and all that bullshit. well my bosses son is a real fucking dick head and he thinks that he knows everything. hes about 17 or something like that and he is always like "YOUR DOING THAT WRONG!!! YOUR NOT DOING IT RIGHT!!!" and today he was taking off a heavy duty bumper, and they are spring loaded. well this particular golf cart had hit a tree or pole or something and it was bent and he was taking it off and i said "watch out when you take that off because its bent" and he jumps up and hes like "DONT YOU THINK I KNOW THAT IVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT SENCE IVE BEEN 8 I KNOW HOW TO TAKE OFF A BUMPER!!!" and i said "ok whatever prick" and he rolled his eyes and went to taking off the bumper. well he gets to the last few turns on the bolt and i was sitting there watching him and he turns it one last time and the bumper shots off SMACK!!!!! RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING JAW!!!! HE WAS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!! I JUST STARTED BUSTING OUT LAUGHING!!!! i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA *breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and started crying i was laughing so hard. then he wakes up like 5 min later and im still laughing at him and he says "QUIT LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY!!!" and that just makes me laugh harder so he gets mad and goes and tells his dad and his dad sends him home for the rest of the day. it was so funny.
well you all know that i work at a golf cart shop fixing golf carts and all that bullshit. well my bosses son is a real fucking dick head and he thinks that he knows everything. hes about 17 or something like that and he is always like "YOUR DOING THAT WRONG!!! YOUR NOT DOING IT RIGHT!!!" and today he was taking off a heavy duty bumper, and they are spring loaded. well this particular golf cart had hit a tree or pole or something and it was bent and he was taking it off and i said "watch out when you take that off because its bent" and he jumps up and hes like "DONT YOU THINK I KNOW THAT IVE BEEN DOING THIS SHIT SENCE IVE BEEN 8 I KNOW HOW TO TAKE OFF A BUMPER!!!" and i said "ok whatever prick" and he rolled his eyes and went to taking off the bumper. well he gets to the last few turns on the bolt and i was sitting there watching him and he turns it one last time and the bumper shots off SMACK!!!!! RIGHT IN HIS FUCKING JAW!!!! HE WAS KNOCKED OUT COLD!!!! I JUST STARTED BUSTING OUT LAUGHING!!!! i was like AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA *breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAA *breath* AAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH and started crying i was laughing so hard. then he wakes up like 5 min later and im still laughing at him and he says "QUIT LAUGHING ITS NOT FUNNY!!!" and that just makes me laugh harder so he gets mad and goes and tells his dad and his dad sends him home for the rest of the day. it was so funny.