You guys ever eat pie, then get nothing in return?

[ImportNightRider]

I ate this chick twice last night. I had to bare the taste and smell of her nasty and pick hairs out of my mouth. Then she wouldn't give anything to me. I was like...what the hell? I just whipped it out and started going at it...she was like...what are you doing? I told she better come over and give me a hand. She said...I can't...I will want to go all the way then. I'm thinking...well that was just a rip. She's sitting on the floor putting on her clothes back on, so I walk over and beat her on the head with it a few times. She was like...ahhh...and ran out of the room. Stupid bitch. True story, I shit you not. I had to go home and pop in my porn and blow a load that could have taken an eye out. :lol:

[ElectronSi]

i'm so proud of you son :roll:

[Toda Party]

bush :eek:

[PREYL00D]

On 2002-05-12 02:48, ImportNightRider wrote:
I ate this chick twice last night. I had to bare the taste and smell of her nasty and pick hairs out of my mouth. Then she wouldn't give anything to me. I was like...what the hell? I just whipped it out and started going at it...she was like...what are you doing? I told she better come over and give me a hand. She said...I can't...I will want to go all the way then. I'm thinking...well that was just a rip. She's sitting on the floor putting on her clothes back on, so I walk over and beat her on the head with it a few times. She was like...ahhh...and ran out of the room. Stupid bitch. True story, I shit you not. I had to go home and pop in my porn and blow a load that could have taken an eye out. :lol:




http://members2.photofun.com/prey/HQiTOOLImageGallery/wow_interesting.jpg

[bonnie5ive]

that story was nasty...sorry you didn't get anything....but twice? Why? You should have done that after the first time with no favor in return. Better luck next time...

[Anonymous]

http://www.starterupsteve.com/images/funny/huh/condithitandkill.jpg

[Anonymous]

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[ExCape]

You got played. :lol:

[El Jefe]

ahhh the old seafood taco... :razz:

[ImportNightRider]

I can't help but laugh about it now, especially with all of your comments, but it wasn't funny on the way home when my package was killing me. It also kinda sucked, cuz it wasn't my girl. She went outta town for a couple of weeks, and I just kinda hooked up with this chick who doesn't even look as good. The bitch up and leaves me. I couldn't believe it. Plus the stupid bitch left a couple of hickies on me...I just hope they go away before she gets back.

[Anonymous]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[KingBaba]

Worst comes to worse, say you fell on her. :razz:

[1FastWS6]

On 2002-05-12 02:50, ElectronSi wrote:
i'm so proud of you son :roll:


HHAHHAAHHAAHAHHAHAHA :lol: :lol:

[toxik co2]

Don't forget to floss :lol:

[Anonymous]

^^ GROSS.

[TJCCARDCO]

nasty.....BUSH!!!

[Anonymous]

On 2002-05-12 11:40, toxik co2 wrote:
Don't forget to floss :lol:

:lol: :lol: funny shit

[OneTalon4You2Envy]

Funny shit haha.

[BltByKrmn]

Too much hair on the chocha...


shave it off


BTW, why did she equate giving you a hummer to THEN wanting to have sex??

[cfm VTEC]

aww man I know your pain, I went down on this one girl for a good while then got nothing in return...she owes me big time :grin:

[Snip]

:lol: :lol: :lol: thats too funny :lol: :lol: :lol: sucks for you :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[El Jefe]

about 4 years ago when i was on a school rugby tour of England, we were staying at a co-ed boarding school. Me and 3 other guys were staying at the headmasters house but we managed to sneak away for a few pints of the local brew.

Anyways, i picked up a fine young english lass, and proceeded to her dorm room. I was completely legless and went down to chew on her carpet. As i finished, i looked at my watch and realised it was nearly sunrise so i said 'FUCK' and ran out, left her there to go back to the headmasters house. His wife let me in and she wasnt too impressed.

needless to say, i didnt get some english loving that night. i was 16 at the time.

[trailmaster_sdime]

sorry man i'll tell my sis to shave next time :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Anonymous]

haha i went down on my ex and she never really went down on me. so anyway she wants a multiple night stand now so im gonna make her suck my dick good :lol:

[v8rcul8r]

On 2002-05-12 03:01, NOStradamus wrote:
http://www.starterupsteve.com/images/funny/huh/condithitandkill.jpg

ROFLMAO!!!!

[buggout]

ewww !!! that sucks !!!

no pun intended !!!


and haha, sounds like it hurt !!!

[90HBSleepr]

bwahahaha funny as shit!

[EX-Factor]

On 2002-05-12 03:51, ImportNightRider wrote:
I can't help but laugh about it now, especially with all of your comments, but it wasn't funny on the way home when my package was killing me. It also kinda sucked, cuz it wasn't my girl. She went outta town for a couple of weeks, and I just kinda hooked up with this chick who doesn't even look as good. The bitch up and leaves me. I couldn't believe it. Plus the stupid bitch left a couple of hickies on me...I just hope they go away before she gets back.



If your girlfriend finds out about this little incident just tell her nothing happened... Oh, wait... nothing did happen. :lol: :lol: :lol:
I don't know man, I never went down on a girl without getting something in return. Most girls take care of you if you take care of them. Maybe you need a little work on your technique???

[ImportNightRider]

No dude...first off...that shit stunk and tasted bad. Afterwards, I asked her how many? and she said 2. My technique was fine...I did it porno style. I got her off twice. Let's see...it's a 0-2 count for me. Damn

[redVTEC92]

That fucken sucks dude. Next time make her play the skin flute before you even consider tasting the taco

[redVTEC92]

That fucken sucks dude. Next time make her play the skin flute before you even consider tasting the taco

[210RACING_TECHNOLOGY]

^^^^^agreed with 100%

roflmao
let her wet the tube steak first,u know the pot roast cigar...

[stockciviclx]

thats why you get it first and then return the favor haha this way you dont get screwed over. haha btw how was it to to beat her in the head with it. :lol: :lol:

[Kirby]

On 2002-05-12 22:25, stockciviclx wrote:
thats why you get it first and then return the favor haha this way you dont get screwed over. haha btw how was it to to beat her in the head with it. :lol: :lol:


lol, you shoulda hit her in the face hard enough to leave an imprint :lol: :lol: :lol:

[EX-Factor]

On 2002-05-12 21:20, ImportNightRider wrote:
No dude...first off...that shit stunk and tasted bad. Afterwards, I asked her how many? and she said 2. My technique was fine...I did it porno style. I got her off twice. Let's see...it's a 0-2 count for me. Damn



Let me clue you in on something junior. If you had to ask her, there's a 99% chance she didn't get off. :lol: :lol:
Especially 2 times. :lol:
You fuckin know when a girls having an orgasm. And after you see it, you won't ever question it again.
Oh, and here's another thing, Porno is fake. It's all a big lie, so you're right when you say you did it porno style, because porno is all about faking and that's what she was doing.
Trust me my friend it's not 0-2... first off, I've already racked up hundreds in my young life, and from what I've heard from you, you've got a lot of catching up to do.
Good luck. :grin:

[ElectronSi]

On 2002-05-12 22:29, Kirby wrote:

On 2002-05-12 22:25, stockciviclx wrote:
thats why you get it first and then return the favor haha this way you dont get screwed over. haha btw how was it to to beat her in the head with it. :lol: :lol:



lol, you shoulda hit her in the face hard enough to leave an imprint :lol: :lol: :lol:



hahahhahahaa. that woulda been some funny shit. then take a pic and post it! :lol:

[Anonymous]

^ :lol:

[CivicHB95]

Bummer dude. Get that bitch to shave her shit.

[bonnie5ive]

That's what you get for cheating on your girl. If your girl comes back and gets on your dick....watch out. She may bite it off. You know you'd be upset if she cheated on you while she was away. And if it wouldn't bother you...then you shouldn't be with her anyway.

[letmebeurbadgrl02]

first of all...take it from a girl..if u ask her if she got off and how many times..i myself haven't gotten off that many times..were not all honest..of course i am..if u don't get me off oh hell...lol..but anyways...if she was that nasty why bitch about it...

[Anonymous]

and do u shave and wash? :razz:

[Merlin]

craped on

[FiveOGT]

On 2002-05-12 21:20, ImportNightRider wrote:
No dude...first off...that shit stunk and tasted bad. Afterwards, I asked her how many? and she said 2. My technique was fine...I did it porno style. I got her off twice. Let's see...it's a 0-2 count for me. Damn



Hey man, you ALWAYS make the chick take a shower and clean up before you go carpet munching. Never again will I do that shit without them taking a shower. Hell do it in the shower with them, its all in good fun until you cant breathe down there...

[Anonymous]

^lol aquaman wouldn't have that problem :grin:

[turbogirl]

some girls are just too damn stupid.
next time make sure that the girl takes a good lick and suck of your popsicle :smile:
before you eat the pie :grin:

[adrockstg]

I wish all girls thought like you ^.

_________________
Speed kills and I do too

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[GTPimp]

You are stupid. First of all, you need to learn the scratch and sniff test. Fingers first, then smell em, if clean, then go down. Secondly, most men learn the s&amp;s test by not doing it and then getting a nasty puss and learning. You went down on the same nasty puss twice and did not learn. Third, if you eat the puss the first time and she does not return the favor, do't eat it again. Give her a bad finger job instead. I hope you have now learned.

You=Snaglepuss Owned! :eek: :lol:

[Anonymous]

On 2002-05-13 15:55, goldteamprodigy wrote:
You are stupid. First of all, you need to learn the scratch and sniff test. Fingers first, then smell em, if clean, then go down. Secondly, most men learn the s&amp;s test by not doing it and then getting a nasty puss and learning. You went down on the same nasty puss twice and did not learn. Third, if you eat the puss the first time and she does not return the favor, do't eat it again. Give her a bad finger job instead. I hope you have now learned.

You=Snaglepuss Owned! :eek: :lol:


dude u sound (bad) experienced :razz:

[BlazinCivic96]

DAMN U JUS DON'T LEARN....MOST PEOPLE HERE ARE RIGHT...U SHOULD'VE STOPPED AFTER THE 1ST TRY...BUT HEY, DO U...I HOPE U LEARN NEXT TIME...

[GTPimp]

Dutchie-I don't know one guy who didnt learn the s&amp;s test hard way, but they all learned the first time including me.

C'mon, you want me to belive that you didn't eat a stinker once-and only once?

[Anonymous]

On 2002-05-13 20:19, goldteamprodigy wrote:
Dutchie-I don't know one guy who didnt learn the s&amp;s test hard way, but they all learned the first time including me.

C'mon, you want me to belive that you didn't eat a stinker once-and only once?


my ex gf was clean only a bit too hairy :lol:

[CRXTZ]

On 2002-05-13 13:47, turbogirl wrote:
some girls are just too damn stupid.
next time make sure that the girl takes a good lick and suck of your popsicle :smile:
before you eat the pie :grin:


^^^
best girl ever :grin:

[FiveOGT]

On 2002-05-14 05:19, CRXSTACY wrote:

On 2002-05-13 13:47, turbogirl wrote:
some girls are just too damn stupid.
next time make sure that the girl takes a good lick and suck of your popsicle :smile:
before you eat the pie :grin:


^^^
best girl ever :grin:



agreed

[89LXSport]

i would never eat out a bitch unless i knew i was getting my shit sucked.

[Anonymous]

depends on the chick :smile:

[jdmb16a2civic]

i don`t know about you ,but i love eating out. and if she doesn1t give it to me in return i really don`t care,cause if she doesn`t do it ,it means she doesn`t know how. i would rather not have someone go down on me if she doesn`t know what she`s doing.it will do more bad than good

[FiveOGT]

On 2002-05-14 11:52, jdmb16a2civic wrote:
i don`t know about you ,but i love eating out. and if she doesn1t give it to me in return i really don`t care,cause if she doesn`t do it ,it means she doesn`t know how. i would rather not have someone go down on me if she doesn`t know what she`s doing.it will do more bad than good



So teach the bitch. Tell her what you like... and as always practice makes perfect. So let her work on it.. :lol:

[Anonymous]

On 2002-05-14 11:52, jdmb16a2civic wrote:
i don`t know about you ,but i love eating out. and if she doesn1t give it to me in return i really don`t care,cause if she doesn`t do it ,it means she doesn`t know how. i would rather not have someone go down on me if she doesn`t know what she`s doing.it will do more bad than good


word, (clean, shaven) pussies rule! :lol:

[wildbeauty29]

about the hickey thing&lt;---take a round bristled brush,this may sound stupid as shit,but it works...believe me!!!!
Where ever the hickeys are start brushing it,wait until it gets red, than do it again, it may take a few times but it really works.I had to do this on more than one occation,try it...not jokin..
As for you eatin' her out and you get nothin in return...your the stupid one that went down on her first...I always thought that it was the other way around :grin: ...I do you than you do me...... :razz:

[Anonymous]

On 2002-05-14 12:09, wildbeauty29 wrote:
about the hickey thing&lt;---take a round bristled brush,this may sound stupid as shit,but it works...believe me!!!!
Where ever the hickeys are start brushing it,wait until it gets red, than do it again, it may take a few times but it really works.I had to do this on more than one occation,try it...not jokin..
As for you eatin' her out and you get nothin in return...your the stupid one that went down on her first...I always thought that it was the other way around :grin: ...I do you than you do me...... :razz:


OK@, is 8 o'clock good for you? :razz:

[Krnbk2]

On 2002-05-12 03:01, NOStradamus wrote:
http://www.starterupsteve.com/images/funny/huh/condithitandkill.jpg


By far the best internet pic ever :lol: :lol: :lol:

[L8dy_Integra]

On 2002-05-12 02:48, ImportNightRider wrote:
I ate this chick twice last night. I had to bare the taste and smell of her nasty and pick hairs out of my mouth. Then she wouldn't give anything to me. I was like...what the hell? I just whipped it out and started going at it...she was like...what are you doing? I told she better come over and give me a hand. She said...I can't...I will want to go all the way then. I'm thinking...well that was just a rip. She's sitting on the floor putting on her clothes back on, so I walk over and beat her on the head with it a few times. She was like...ahhh...and ran out of the room. Stupid bitch. True story, I shit you not. I had to go home and pop in my porn and blow a load that could have taken an eye out. :lol:



ommigosh u got totally jipped hahhaha....thats too bad u need to yourself find a wild type chica..haha anything goes! and twice? dayam....i need to find me a guy like you....hahaha.....

:lol:

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[i am not cool]

actually...i really enjoy going down on a girl

[turbogirl]

actually...i really enjoy going down on a girl

oh is that so??!!!!!!!!!
and how much do you like receiving it?

[Harry]

BAhahaha.....this is the best topic ever! You people need to stop crapping on this poor fucker. How was he to know really. No one would expect that. It's usually the other way around anyway, for some reason chicks don't really mind giving only.

And as for the 0-2 times thing. Sorry man but I doubt it. How could it be twice when the female orgasm is only a myth to begin with? :D

[Street Racer Fo Sure]

actually...i really enjoy going down on a girl

oh is that so??!!!!!!!!!
and how much do you like receiving it?

turbogirl u are AMAZING, wish every girl was like u

[Anonymous]

I like going down too. There is nothing wrong with that.

[redVTEC92]

There is nothing wrong with going down on a girl as long as you get some return on your investment

[turbogirl]

i aint saying that there is anything wrong with it
im just wondering which do you guys prefer...... to give or receive?

[turbogirl]

There is nothing wrong with going down on a girl as long as you get some return on your investment

my thoughts exactly

[redVTEC92]

i aint saying that there is anything wrong with it
im just wondering which do you guys prefer...... to give or receive?

Receiving is always nice, but I feel like an asshole if I dont reciprocate

[redVTEC92]

There is nothing wrong with going down on a girl as long as you get some return on your investment

my thoughts exactly


Do you go down on girls as well? :lol: :lol:

[turbogirl]

lol no i didnt and i dont as a matter of fact :D

[redVTEC92]

lol no i didnt and i dont as a matter of fact :D

Well you dont know what you are missing out on! :D

[Anonymous]

lol no i didnt and i dont as a matter of fact :D

Well you dont know what you are missing out on! :D
amen :D

[FiveOGT]

I ate this chick twice last night. I had to bare the taste and smell of her nasty and pick hairs out of my mouth. Then she wouldn't give anything to me. I was like...what the hell? I just whipped it out and started going at it...she was like...what are you doing? I told she better come over and give me a hand. She said...I can't...I will want to go all the way then. I'm thinking...well that was just a rip. She's sitting on the floor putting on her clothes back on, so I walk over and beat her on the head with it a few times. She was like...ahhh...and ran out of the room. Stupid bitch. True story, I shit you not. I had to go home and pop in my porn and blow a load that could have taken an eye out. :lol:


Hey man, I found the perfect avatar for you... Check it out

http://www.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-eatout.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[Nameless]

And as for the 0-2 times thing. Sorry man but I doubt it. How could it be twice when the female orgasm is only a myth to begin with? :D

What the fuck are you speaking about??? Tell me more about this myth...

[Harry]

.....meaning it's not something you should concern yourself with..... :D

[turbogirl]

And as for the 0-2 times thing. Sorry man but I doubt it. How could it be twice when the female orgasm is only a myth to begin with? :D

What the fuck are you speaking about??? Tell me more about this myth...

hold up what myth are you talking about???????!!!!!!!!!! please respond we have to debate this

[Anonymous]

And as for the 0-2 times thing. Sorry man but I doubt it. How could it be twice when the female orgasm is only a myth to begin with? :D

What the fuck are you speaking about??? Tell me more about this myth...

hold up what myth are you talking about???????!!!!!!!!!! please respond we have to debate this

It's just non-existent most of the time for some reason. I dunno, in most sexual exchanges, the female doesn't reach orgasm or something. :-?

[turbogirl]

no fuck that shit
maybe the females that you all know
i always reach orgasm.... always... if i RSVP to a party i make it my duty to cum :D

i dont know where y'all are getting your facts from...

[Snip]

^ :lol: :lol: :lol: turbogirl loves porn too :)

[turbogirl]

^ :lol: :lol: :lol: turbogirl loves porn too :)

hell yeah i do!! :)

[SilverStreak]

Girls who love to watch porn with you rock!

[Anonymous]

hey turbogirl, you into some freaky shit. can i at least watch you while i jerk off or something. lol

[redVTEC92]

hey turbogirl, you into some freaky shit. can i at least watch you while i jerk off or something. lol


what a classy pickup line! :roll: :roll:

[Snip]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[SilverStreak]

Can we all see a picture of Turbogirl?

[Anonymous]

you guys are freakin crazy. but to top off this topic, i'd have to say one thing. i'll only go down on girls who shaves. i know it might be kinda weird but let me tell you my story. during my senior year in school, i was known to be the shy guy. before the final exams, this puerto rican girl so sat next to me in english class wanted me to help her with her studies. i said yeah so i can score cause i never had a spanish girl. (my school had a bunch of hoes) anyway, we're all into the studies until she asked me if i ever licked the pit of a peach. i was like, huh?? she took off her pants and underwear and showed me her peach. i was like pushing my boner down. i couldn't help it. she asked me if it was ok to go down on her. i said yeah why not, i do it all the time. i never did of course. anyway, i was doing it for like 5 minutes and i guess the bush was too much that after like 10 minutes, i didn't know where i was. then i opened my eyes and i was at her freakin crack. my eyes went wide open and i got up and ran to the bathroom. she screamed to me saying, hey whats the matter? i said nah, its ok, i just had to release the tension so don't get tempted with you. the rest of the story i don't want to explain but just to let you guys know, shaven peaches are always the best.

[turbogirl]

hey turbogirl, you into some freaky shit. can i at least watch you while i jerk off or something. lol

lol

[GTPimp]

Girls who love to watch porn with you rock!

Correction: Girls who love to make porn with you rock!

[turbogirl]

Can we all see a picture of Turbogirl?

go to my website
www.nytemyst.com/lishann

[turbogirl]

reply to 1992civic
well of course you dont want a fucking weed wacker to find the girls damn coochie.. and then lets not get into flossing... i thnk its just wrong for girl to not shave.. you have to say to those girls... damn they still make you....

there is nothing worse than hair in a sexual area... guys should at least trim if they dont want to shave it all...

[FiveOGT]

reply to 1992civic
well of course you dont want a fucking weed wacker to find the girls damn coochie.. and then lets not get into flossing... i thnk its just wrong for girl to not shave.. you have to say to those girls... damn they still make you....

there is nothing worse than hair in a sexual area... guys should at least trim if they dont want to shave it all...

Why should we trim? theres no hair on the shaft. Most girls rarely lick the balls anyways. So you dont have to worry about hair.

[turbogirl]

well some guys can be bushy... and its unsightly... some girls just feel the same way guys do about hair on a girl thats all.. besides sex is SOOOO much better when both are shaved :)

[FiveOGT]

well some guys can be bushy... and its unsightly... some girls just feel the same way guys do about hair on a girl thats all.. besides sex is SOOOO much better when both are shaved :)

Well, I don't have a fuckin jungle down there so I'm cool. Never tried that shaving thing though... dunno if I will.. seems kinda dangerous... :lol:

[Nameless]

Ive shaved for about aprox 3 1/2 years now. I dont even remember what it was like to have hair..there is NOTHING wrong with being a guy and shaving your balls. Less friction, and it looks a lot better too. Who likes looking down at a huge bush??? I sure don't. And neither does a girl.

I've never heard of a girl who actually thinks that a guy who shaves his balls is stupid. It's a good idea, and like I said, there is nothing wrong with it...

..dont try to flame me for doing it, because there are more good reasons to do it than bad!

[turbogirl]

its not
when i first started dating my boyfriend he had never shaved and i was like oh no no no... and he shaved.. and he loved it.. now he gets lazy and i have to do it for him

what the fuck no one goes in the chatroom anymore?

[turbogirl]

Ive shaved for about aprox 3 1/2 years now. I dont even remember what it was like to have hair..there is NOTHING wrong with being a guy and shaving your balls. Less friction, and it looks a lot better too. Who likes looking down at a huge bush??? I sure don't. And neither does a girl.

I've never heard of a girl who actually thinks that a guy who shaves his balls is stupid. It's a good idea, and like I said, there is nothing wrong with it...

..dont try to flame me for doing it, because there are more good reasons to do it than bad!

i agree with you... i coudlnt agree with you anymore :)

[FiveOGT]

Chatroom?? :-?

[turbogirl]

yeah the honda hookup chatroom on AOL
there is never anyone in there anymore whats up with that?

[Anonymous]

somebody said shaft. hahahahhaha

[Anonymous]

damn turbogirl, your boyfriend is so lucky. it can be our little secret but i'll let you shave my hair. i don't have alot but you can rub my balls while you do it. or we can be in a 69 position while holding razors and just go at it. what do you say?

[FiveOGT]

Ah a digital pimp hard at work. lol :lol: :lol:

[Nameless]

^ hes gotta jump at ANY opportunity he can get. Even on the net... :lol:

[Snip]

i shave my balls http://www.imagestation.com/picture/sraid22/pe099a03018c64ba8c263182a3a4de385/fdab6508.gif

[turbogirl]

do you guys like getting your balls played with by your woman??

[Anonymous]

kinda but you get no feeling from ball touching. it comes from the head and only the head. rub the head and you will suceed.

[turbogirl]

yeah i know that.. but i was just wondering if you like it.. my boyfriend always wants me to rub them or scratch them (not hard of course) so i was just wondering if you guys like that done to you

[Anonymous]

nah, i can do my own ball touching. the girl should just stick to the stick and head. they're much better at it.

[My_92_EX]

Yall are all going to laugh at me but what the heck people always do, when you think a girl dosnt peek, its symply because Most, not all but most girl feel sexual stuff is alot of emotional and you can get a chick all hot an bothered simply by pleasing her emotionaly along with the physical. Im not expert by any means, but I will say that from personal experiance a girl that is emotionaly saticefied screams louder, cums hard and returnd a hell of a lot more "favors" then if not emotionaly fufilled... so any way go ahead and laugh at me, but thats jsut from my experiance..

[Anonymous]

that sounds good but i much rather have the girl do the nasty. i'm not talking about cable porn, i want the full rental porn. i want all the 100+ positions in that one load. or it can be one of many loads to come. i mean cum.

[FiveOGT]

do you guys like getting your balls played with by your woman??

Yea when your getting head its nice to have them carressed. :)

[poweredbyhonda17]

who cares what she doesn't wanna do, keep yourself happy, you own her.

[brabus151]

do you guys like getting your balls played with by your woman??

hell yes...it feels sooo good if they do it right
and girls love shaved balls...i shave mine...the first time i got a BJ from my girl...she told me i should...she shaves down there after all...why not return somethin...i love the clean feel

if she gives me a BJ im obligated to eat her out...she's shaved...i dont mind...makes her that much more wet

[96gsr]

who cares what she doesn't wanna do, keep yourself happy, you own her.

I'm a guy, and I still want to bitch smack you for that comment. It should always be mutual.

But, having your balls played with during a bj is great. And the good thing about it is, my g/f does not like being ate out, she enjoys giving head, then having sex.

[GTPimp]

who cares what she doesn't wanna do, keep yourself happy, you own her.


And the good thing about it is, my g/f does not like being ate out, she enjoys giving head, then having sex.

If you're not chowing, both of you are missing out. If she doesn't enjoy it then you should go to the school library, aisle 7, and check the bottom pannel. Behind it is a book that contains all the info on the "Big O"

[GTPimp]

Yall are all going to laugh at me but what the heck people always do, when you think a girl dosnt peek, its symply because Most, not all but most girl feel sexual stuff is alot of emotional and you can get a chick all hot an bothered simply by pleasing her emotionaly along with the physical. Im not expert by any means, but I will say that from personal experiance a girl that is emotionaly saticefied screams louder, cums hard and returnd a hell of a lot more "favors" then if not emotionaly fufilled... so any way go ahead and laugh at me, but thats jsut from my experiance..

I'm gonna laugh at you because I have no fucking idea what your statement has to do with shaving balls, pussy or anything in here. If youre replying to something posted like 3 pages back quote it. Otherwise this shit is totally random. Of course its possible that you are totally random and judging from previous posts this may in fact be the case.

I do give you credit cause at least you take your flames like a man. I wont mention any names, Just pleaseC ome True every time :wink:

[Anonymous]

gtp wins again

[Anonymous]

kinda but you get no feeling from ball touching. it comes from the head and only the head. rub the head and you will suceed.

dont u mean suckseed? :D

anyway, i got a BJ this morning and last night. it was so fuckin great i LOVE it!!!!! lol just wanted that off my chest :)

[Anonymous]

yeah that also bro. she can suck whatever she wants. i don't care if its my sweat from my balls, anything with her tongue i'll take.

[turbogirl]

hey flyingdutchman
your kittenkilling count is that for the whole year so far?

[Anonymous]

nah that's just this month :wink:

[turbogirl]

jesus.. thats a whole lot fot one month :)

[Anonymous]

and thats a whole lot of milk to spill out. some girl will be very happy to take all of that.

[turbogirl]

and thats a whole lot of milk to spill out. some girl will be very happy to take all of that.

lol :lol:

[Anonymous]

so what do you say turbogirl, wanna leave you man and take me? you can play with my balls anytime. whats mine is yours and whats yours is in my mouth or something like that

[Anonymous]

^lol that is just wrong

[turbogirl]

so what do you say turbogirl, wanna leave you man and take me? you can play with my balls anytime. whats mine is yours and whats yours is in my mouth or something like that

lol

you are crazy :)

[Anonymous]

i'm only crazy if i don't try it. what do you say??

[GTPimp]

kinda but you get no feeling from ball touching. it comes from the head and only the head. rub the head and you will suceed.

dont u mean suckseed? :D

anyway, i got a BJ this morning and last night. it was so fuckin great i LOVE it!!!!! lol just wanted that off my chest :)

You should get the part about the BJ being with a man off your chest too!

[Anonymous]

you lost me there....??? :-?

[Anonymous]

^I think he's coming out :lol:

[Anonymous]

i wish

[importpower]

i wish

whats that supposed to mean? :lol:

[turbogirl]

yeah what is that supposed to mean

[turbogirl]

:)

[Anonymous]

hey, guys need to come out sometime.
i think i'm one of the horniest mothersuckers on the planet.
thank god for j.c. n.j

[Anonymous]

so r u done e-pimping? i don't think turbo girl is gonna bite.. or suck.. :lol:

[Anonymous]

nah i aint done. she can do whatever she wants, bite, suck, move, jump, wiggle, wobble wobble, shake it shake it, drop it drop it or anything she wants to do. i'm ready for that..

[Anonymous]

this turned into 'best thread ever" :lol:

[Anonymous]

i'm still waiting for a reply girl. hurry, i'm not getting any bigger you know. :D

[PREYL00D]

1992civic, would you actually drive all the way down to Florida because of turbogirl..... she already has a boyfriend anyways :oops:



c'mon now.. lets be realistic :roll:

[Anonymous]

yes, let us be..

[Caddy]

U GOT HOED :lol:

[Anonymous]

i'll go but it better be the best so it can make the trip worth while.
i'm assuming that its good.

[sm0ky]

i can see it now
me driving infront of you
with the plates
"SUX2BU"

ROFL

[Anonymous]

hahahahhahahaha

[sillievo]

:lol: :lol: :lol: what had this thread turn into? sounds funny as hell... 1992civic e-pimping~

[Anonymous]

yeah man, i need to get anyone i can get.
i should change my hhu name to horniest mothersucker

[Anonymous]

bump

Honda Hookup Afterdark starts now :D

[631 Teggy]

I ate this chick twice last night. I had to bare the taste and smell of her nasty and pick hairs out of my mouth. Then she wouldn't give anything to me. I was like...what the hell? I just whipped it out and started going at it...she was like...what are you doing? I told she better come over and give me a hand. She said...I can't...I will want to go all the way then. I'm thinking...well that was just a rip. She's sitting on the floor putting on her clothes back on, so I walk over and beat her on the head with it a few times. She was like...ahhh...and ran out of the room. Stupid bitch. True story, I shit you not. I had to go home and pop in my porn and blow a load that could have taken an eye out. :lol:


Nope... I always go first!!!

[Anonymous]

damn dude, you brought that back. how long ago was that???

[XAcidManX]

Will this thread ever die????? :roll: :roll: :roll: We all know eatin bock sucks, but you gotta do what you gotta do. And its a sounder investment if you get brains then return the favor....now you know what its like for girls who suck cock and never get off....its a two way street boys. :roll: :roll:

[Anonymous]

ok, now can we end this freakin thing once and for all.
let me explain my final thought

sometimes, when a girl and a guy goes out for a long time, they get bored from original sex. its natural for teens to try new things. just as long as you love the person and he/she loves you back.

remember, always ask the partner what he/she wants to do first.
don't assume things and just go for it.
let him/her know what you're gonna do
and whatever he/she gives you, you ALWAYS give it back

so take care of yourself aaaaannnnnddddd each other...




now can the admins please lock this crap!!!

[ImportNightRider]

I can't believe this shit is still going on. I posted this forever long ago. Just to kind of update you on this situation since you all seem to still be interested...the next time I saw this girl, I asked her to tell me truthfully if I got her off and how good my technique was. She told me yes, she did get off twice and it was almost the best oral she has ever recieved. After that, I told her that I never wanted to see her again and that she needed to freshen her shit up before she lets another unsuspecting guy go down on her...and let them know if she's not going to give anything in return. Sure, that seems mean...but what can I say. She needed to hear it.

[PanzerM]

I hadn't posted here before and now I have. I have come to conquor all the threads of this board.

[FiveOGT]

How is it possible that you have 1770 posts? It's ridiculous. and how come there are TWO official post whores?? What do you need over 1000 posts to be a post whore?

[Anonymous]

you sir, are right ;-) 1000+ posts = HHU official post whore

anyway i disagree with what a guy said above, and with me many others;
EATING PUSSY RULES! (if it's shaven&amp;clean)

[FiveOGT]

Hmm I want to be a post whore but it's too much effort. What happens when everyone is near the 1000 mark? do you just bump up the post whore to 5000 posts??

[HondaLude]

Juicy cunt eating is a skill, if you can't master it in u teen years then u r fucked.....

Shittt, who the fuck comes up to a girl and asks her is she got off, the same as all the dudes with small cocks ask girls if size really matters

You should know that if the bitch looks nasty her puntang will not be delicious and stank like cooked anchovies....

When there is a volcano eruption there is an expression that a bitch has on her face and especially when she crosses her toes :P

You ate stanky/hairy/nasty/sour pussy TWICE....Dang, u are a true soldier I'll give u that much..... :roll:
[/b]

[Anonymous]

In before the lock. This has gone on for too long.

[Anonymous]

well if we keep on replying, it will be here for fuckin ever

[Anonymous]

well if we keep on replying, it will be here for fuckin ever

... Unless a mod locks it.

[FiveOGT]

well if we keep on replying, it will be here for fuckin ever

... Unless a mod locks it.

Theres really no reason to lock it IMO. no flames or racism going on. its just a pretty much dead topic that we all keep whoring up

[HondaLude]

I second that

[Grey_Runner]

This thread still here? Damn, just rape the bitch and get it over with.

[Anonymous]

what kind of car is that? do i see saleen on the window? are they good cars? prolly american cuz never seen one before..

[Anonymous]

thats a stang.....
i guess this topic is good but it created 7 pages all on one person basically.
just freakin hit it and split it. thats my motto.

[Anonymous]

we only have the really old mustangs and i saw a new mustang once, or was it.. well i thinkit was a mustang.. ford mustang.. anyway i only like the old muscle mustangs..

[Anonymous]

the new mustangs blows balls. i think my favorite mustang would be the 89' version... great machine

[Grey_Runner]

what kind of car is that? do i see saleen on the window? are they good cars? prolly american cuz never seen one before..
That is a 1989 Saleen Mustang SSC. They only built 500 of them. they were basically Saleen's 1989 equivalent of Fords 2001 Cobra R. Just the 1989 made 325 hp out of a pushrod 302.

8 more post to go.

[Anonymous]

like i said, the 89 was the best :D

[chipferg]

like i said, the 89 was the best :D

All mustangs will be 2nd best to the 65 mustangs. They are the most classic car ever made. I wish they made them exactly like they used to. An exact replica. I would buy one in a second.

[Anonymous]

yeah i know, i saw the commercial too.
the guy said "if i can have any car for the rest of my life, i'd get a red convertible mustang with a throaty v8 and a great sound system. to me, life doesn't get any better than that"... :lol:
i watch alot of tv as you can tell :lol:

[Grey_Runner]

like i said, the 89 was the best :D

All mustangs will be 2nd best to the 65 mustangs. They are the most classic car ever made. I wish they made them exactly like they used to. An exact replica. I would buy one in a second.
But thats never gonna happen, so get out there and buy a 1989 thru 1993 Mustang with 5.0 in it and quit yer bitchin', by the way, have I failed to mention I have 1993 GT for sale??? :P

[Anonymous]

do you have any info on that??? :D

[Grey_Runner]

info on what?

[Anonymous]

that 93 you have for sale

[Grey_Runner]

1993 Mustang GT Hatchback
Blue over silverhttp://www.mustanggt.org/photo/davesc.jpg just to give you an idea on the color, mine is not a covertable.
A/C, Light Grey interior with leather, ps, pb, pw, pdl, rear window defrost, sunroof, alarm with keyless door and hatch entry, automatic, stock parts and condition from front to back, no performance mods what so ever, still all original tranny, motor, and rear end. 4 Brand new Kumho Escta Supras in 225/55/16 with 3k miles on them. Car has 127k on it. It a Georgia car and runs and drives great.

asking 6k
5.5k in cash

I made 100 :) :) :) :) :)

[Anonymous]

my first car is gonne be an audi (ur)quattro as u can see in my avatar, unless i win the lottery or something then i'll get a more expensive one :)

[Anonymous]

cool, i'll let my friend know.........

[ImportNightRider]

I think my damn thread should be deleted...forever.

[Anonymous]

hahahaa, lets see how long it can go...

[FiveOGT]

hahahaa, lets see how long it can go...

Good god you whore. How did you manage to whore up 150 posts today?? do you even go to school or work?

[Anonymous]

i was off today....
i had to make the 1000 by the end of today and i think i'm gonna make it.... :D

[FiveOGT]

Why by the end of today? Is it a personal goal?

[Anonymous]

i was last night but i got tired but today is different

[Anonymous]

i was last night but i got tired but today is different

Yea, what time did u leave last night? :lol:

[Anonymous]

i was last night but i got tired but today is different

Yea, what time did u leave last night? :lol:

[sillievo]

my gosh... is this thread still going on?? :x and its completely off topic too! :lol:

[Anonymous]

last night i left at 2am but i came back today at 11.. it was good but i finally made it...

[Strider]

God dammit!! Let this fucking thread rot in the bowles of HH......

[Anonymous]

yeah, kill this already, this aint even about the pie anymore... :D

[TegBoarder]

Hey man, I found the perfect avatar for you... Check it out

http://www.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-eatout.gif

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Where do you get this stuff at?

[Anonymous]

well left click and go to the bottom thingy, i dont know what it's called in english.. anyway it tells u the URL is:

http://www.badassbuddy.com/images/buddies/badassbuddy_com-eatout.gif

so u can find them at www.badassbuddy.com ;-)

[Anonymous]

I think it's called PROPERTIES!!!
WOOOO it only took me 3 days to remember that :lol:

[boostd]

getting back to the pie's and sausage rolls... back in yrear 8, my first year at HS there was this lil slut in mah class... almost everyone had porked her... but me so one day i was on the oval with some mates and she comes over to me and takes me to the other side of the oval behind a tree... i was expecting her to give me head or something but she lifted up her leg and her skirt and pushed her G-string to one side and says "eat up" i was like err... anyway i always wanted a piece of her... but soon as i had a closer look as i was goin down... that was the flappiest cunt id ever seen... like worse then porno style... i seriously could gotten one flap in each hand and parted em pretty far... but anyway i went down on her... she came in about 15-20mins and then after that i stood there look at her and she goes 'wot?" i sed and "and wot about me?" she goes "u aint getting nothin"... i was atleast expecting a quick skirt fuck or something... i didnt really give a fuck if it was head or pussy... and yer she walked off... 2 days later she came to me again wantin more... i sed to her "how about we go at it?" she agreed... haha funny thing is 20mins into it i get behind her put it in her ass... she goes "i love it when guys put it there" man i got it out and bolted... i rekon she was a reincarnated porn star or some shit.

my story

[Anonymous]

:lol: I don't believe a single word you said :lol:

[boostd]

oh woops... i know why... i didnt mention the bit about this chick was ur mom :lol:

[boostd]

if i wanted to brag and make myself look good id strip nude and goto my high skewl reunion just to show all the chickys wot they missed out on... (i just set myself up for some small dick jokes :cry: )... i have no need to brag to ppl i dont know and who r on the other side of the world...

[Anonymous]

I still don't believe that u were acting all pornstar at the age of 13

[turbogirl]

you people are nuts

[TegBoarder]

^^^^^
:lol: Your mom jokes, I haven't heard one of these in awhile. :lol:

[TegBoarder]

who cares what she doesn't wanna do, keep yourself happy, you own her.

Yea, but if you keep them happy, they'll keep coming back.

[FiveOGT]

who cares what she doesn't wanna do, keep yourself happy, you own her.

Yea, but if you keep them happy, they'll keep coming back.

Yea but who wants them to come back if your not getting the return favor?

[90HBSleepr]

who cares what she doesn't wanna do, keep yourself happy, you own her.

Yea, but if you keep them happy, they'll keep coming back.

Yea but who wants them to come back if your not getting the return favor?

good point.

[eteboy]

Few pages back I was still laughing my ass off, now I´m just bored...

[turbogirl]

for real you guys
you totally went of the topic... and just started boring everyone.....

[TegBoarder]

who cares what she doesn't wanna do, keep yourself happy, you own her.

Yea, but if you keep them happy, they'll keep coming back.

Yea but who wants them to come back if your not getting the return favor?

good point.

Sooner or later it will pay off. Besides, what if they've never done anything before and they are just nervous and crap. She has to start somewhere and it might as well be with you. Come on, you know you wanna pop the cherry.

[Roadside Prophet]

i've completely ignored this thread so far
am i missing something good?

[Anonymous]

maybe a bit, but you should add me on msn, if you want, pm me for the mail address

[GTPimp]

I had to bring this back...lol

[NiCo 3o0]

Neva happens to me...cause I make them go first! :nod:

[Anonymous]

I had to bring this back...lol

why? the thread turned to shit.

[sillievo]

wow... return of the dead thread?



are we still on topic here?? someone fill me in...

[Anonymous]

since then, i haven't gotten lucky... why not lock this thread.... :( :nodno:

[Roadside Prophet]

i've completely ignored this thread so far
am i missing something good?


i posted this on june 13....... now look how many posts came after it




let it die boys
let it die

[Anonymous]

this thread also lives :nod:

[sm0ky]

ICP - Cotton Candy

:lol:

[tooocool49723]

ya, when i was 15 i went down on this chick in my bathroom, (she was 14 ) anyway, she took off my pants and right when i was about to get some, my sister walked in. stupid bitch. im just glad it wasnt my mom. (both my mom and dad were home at the time) i would have regretted it but hey, not only did i get her later, but i got her best friend too :lol:

[SilverStreak]

Applause for getting her then her friend :nod: and for bringing back a dead thread :uhoh:

[Anonymous]

ya, when i was 15 i went down on this chick in my bathroom, (she was 14 ) anyway, she took off my pants and right when i was about to get some, my sister walked in. stupid bitch. im just glad it wasnt my mom. (both my mom and dad were home at the time) i would have regretted it but hey, not only did i get her later, but i got her best friend too :lol:


Right..you fucking lier...

[Anonymous]

ya, when i was 15 i went down on this chick in my bathroom, (she was 14 ) anyway, she took off my pants and right when i was about to get some, my sister walked in. stupid bitch. im just glad it wasnt my mom. (both my mom and dad were home at the time) i would have regretted it but hey, not only did i get her later, but i got her best friend too :lol:


Right..you fucking lier...

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

you can just find anything right stealth?? :lol: :lol: :lol:

[EX-Factor]

postwhores.

[Boostaholic]

had to bring this one back since it just happened to me tonight

[Anonymous]

u didnt get anything in return??
:nodno:

[Anonymous]

had to bring this one back since it just happened to me tonight

you = http://213.84.122.94/fotoland/ruk.gif

:lol:

[Boostaholic]

nada zip zero zilch, justa friction burn






















lol j/k

[Grey_Runner]

:-D

[C-Murder]

:afro:

[Grey_Runner]

quit checking back on my previous post

[boofthese]

whats up with all these old ass posts coming up here lately ?