Lurking 101:From the mastermind behind Asterisk and Da Flame

[GTPimp]

Ok people, it has come to my attention that some of you think that you can be a quality lurker. The reality of the situation is that you do not put in the appropriate resources to pull it off right. Allow me to walk you through the proper way to lurk.

THE 10 LURKER COMMANDMENTS

1. Decide whether you want to be a Troll or a Funny lurker.
1a. Some of you are just not funny so dont try to be a funny lurker if you fall into this category
1b. Trolls will get rapidly IP'ed by mods so if you want to go this route be sure to get the admins and mods of the forum in which you would like to lurk in agreement with you. Otherwise your effort will be futile and you may just get banned from the lurker and your regular HHU name (if you are blaze16 or another pimple on the butt of progress feel free to try it the hard way :nod: )
1c. Funny lurkers are significantly less likey to get IP'ed so this is the easier way to stay alive in the game, but please remember some of you are not funny so don't try it if you are not. If you do I will call for your complete banning.

2. Research is the key to success. If you are going to Troll or be Funny you will need pics, slips, and facts to back up your insanity. This is where the work comes in. If you cant get a B in school don't think you're gonna be able to lurk and not get caught.

3. I suggest that you find yourself a site host who will run all your pics, and slips through their comp so that you don't leave a properties trail. You will get caught if I right click and get SiClub as the host of your stolen pics and info.

4. Be creative. We get enuff trolls here that are clearly just shitheads, go a different route and inflame HHU'ers without getting yourself banned. For instance, be a domestic lover who doesnt talk shit about imports but makes it clear that he thinks himself superior to us ricers (yeah, we are all ricers so dont talk back bitches). If you want to try the Funny route, go all out. My ambiguously gay lurker, Asterisk, owns the McDonalds Bettle with Turbonium (props to whoever it was who named it the McDonalds Bug) and knows more about his car than Eon who is still looking for his 2nd Heather (if you dont get this I'll explain later)

5. Pay attention and dont post your lurker shit under your real name. Yeah, some stupid fuckers do this. Its not as easy as you think to remember.

6. Write down the BS that you are spouting so that your story is consistant.

7. Know when to quit. When more than 10 people know its you either own up to it or put your lurker into hibernation. This will allow you to scam the n00bs down the road and e all can get a laugh knowing that its you fucking with them.

8. If you have any desires to do this right feel free to PM or AIM me @ GTPownzUall.

9. Creating a lurker this week would be retarded seeing as everyone will be on alert after my posting of this information.

10. Don't get a big head and think that you>me at this. There are only a few other top players in the game. Dominick Torretto, Brian Earl Spilner, and The-Ghost know how to ball. Chances are, you do not.

[Anonymous]

Ok people, it has come to my attention that some of you think that you can be a quality lurker. The reality of the situation is that you do not put in the appropriate resources to pull it off right. Allow me to walk you through the proper way to lurk.

THE 10 LURKER COMMANDMENTS

1. Decide whether you want to be a Troll or a Funny lurker.
1a. Some of you are just not funny so dont try to be a funny lurker if you fall into this category
1b. Trolls will get rapidly IP'ed by mods so if you want to go this route be sure to get the admins and mods of the forum in which you would like to lurk in agreement with you. Otherwise your effort will be futile and you may just get banned from the lurker and your regular HHU name (if you are blaze16 or another pimple on the butt of progress feel free to try it the hard way :nod: )
1c. Funny lurkers are significantly less likey to get IP'ed so this is the easier way to stay alive in the game, but please remember some of you are not funny so don't try it if you are not. If you do I will call for your complete banning.

2. Research is the key to success. If you are going to Troll or be Funny you will need pics, slips, and facts to back up your insanity. This is where the work comes in. If you cant get a B in school don't think you're gonna be able to lurk and not get caught.

3. I suggest that you find yourself a site host who will run all your pics, and slips through their comp so that you don't leave a properties trail. You will get caught if I right click and get SiClub as the host of your stolen pics and info.

4. Be creative. We get enuff trolls here that are clearly just shitheads, go a different route and inflame HHU'ers without getting yourself banned. For instance, be a domestic lover who doesnt talk shit about imports but makes it clear that he thinks himself superior to us ricers (yeah, we are all ricers so dont talk back bitches). If you want to try the Funny route, go all out. My ambiguously gay lurker, Asterisk, owns the McDonalds Bettle with Turbonium (props to whoever it was who named it the McDonalds Bug) and knows more about his car than Eon who is still looking for his 2nd Heather (if you dont get this I'll explain later)

5. Pay attention and dont post your lurker shit under your real name. Yeah, some stupid fuckers do this. Its not as easy as you think to remember.

6. Write down the BS that you are spouting so that your story is consistant.

7. Know when to quit. When more than 10 people know its you either own up to it or put your lurker into hibernation. This will allow you to scam the n00bs down the road and e all can get a laugh knowing that its you fucking with them.

8. If you have any desires to do this right feel free to PM or AIM me @ GTPownzUall.

9. Creating a lurker this week would be retarded seeing as everyone will be on alert after my posting of this information.

10. Don't get a big head and think that you>me at this. There are only a few other top players in the game. Dominick Torretto, Brian Earl Spilner, and The-Ghost know how to ball. Chances are, you do not.


Word...kids think they know the ins and outs of the game, but then post under there real HHU nick. Amateurs :lol:

[Anonymous]

3. I suggest that you find yourself a site host who will run all your pics, and slips through their comp so that you don't leave a properties trail. You will get caught if I right click and get SiClub as the host of your stolen pics and info.

like how your avatar links back to boris' server? hmm... hightechcrimes. :nod: :dodgy:

[dynasty2003]

Ok people, it has come to my attention that some of you think that you can be a quality lurker. The reality of the situation is that you do not put in the appropriate resources to pull it off right. Allow me to walk you through the proper way to lurk.

THE 10 LURKER COMMANDMENTS

1. Decide whether you want to be a Troll or a Funny lurker.
1a. Some of you are just not funny so dont try to be a funny lurker if you fall into this category
1b. Trolls will get rapidly IP'ed by mods so if you want to go this route be sure to get the admins and mods of the forum in which you would like to lurk in agreement with you. Otherwise your effort will be futile and you may just get banned from the lurker and your regular HHU name (if you are blaze16 or another pimple on the butt of progress feel free to try it the hard way :nod: )
1c. Funny lurkers are significantly less likey to get IP'ed so this is the easier way to stay alive in the game, but please remember some of you are not funny so don't try it if you are not. If you do I will call for your complete banning.

2. Research is the key to success. If you are going to Troll or be Funny you will need pics, slips, and facts to back up your insanity. This is where the work comes in. If you cant get a B in school don't think you're gonna be able to lurk and not get caught.

3. I suggest that you find yourself a site host who will run all your pics, and slips through their comp so that you don't leave a properties trail. You will get caught if I right click and get SiClub as the host of your stolen pics and info.

4. Be creative. We get enuff trolls here that are clearly just shitheads, go a different route and inflame HHU'ers without getting yourself banned. For instance, be a domestic lover who doesnt talk shit about imports but makes it clear that he thinks himself superior to us ricers (yeah, we are all ricers so dont talk back bitches). If you want to try the Funny route, go all out. My ambiguously gay lurker, Asterisk, owns the McDonalds Bettle with Turbonium (props to whoever it was who named it the McDonalds Bug) and knows more about his car than Eon who is still looking for his 2nd Heather (if you dont get this I'll explain later)

5. Pay attention and dont post your lurker shit under your real name. Yeah, some stupid fuckers do this. Its not as easy as you think to remember.

6. Write down the BS that you are spouting so that your story is consistant.

7. Know when to quit. When more than 10 people know its you either own up to it or put your lurker into hibernation. This will allow you to scam the n00bs down the road and e all can get a laugh knowing that its you fucking with them.

8. If you have any desires to do this right feel free to PM or AIM me @ GTPownzUall.

9. Creating a lurker this week would be retarded seeing as everyone will be on alert after my posting of this information.

10. Don't get a big head and think that you>me at this. There are only a few other top players in the game. Dominick Torretto, Brian Earl Spilner, and The-Ghost know how to ball. Chances are, you do not.


Word...kids think they know the ins and outs of the game, but then post under there real HHU nick. Amateurs :lol: :dodgy:

[GTPimp]

3. I suggest that you find yourself a site host who will run all your pics, and slips through their comp so that you don't leave a properties trail. You will get caught if I right click and get SiClub as the host of your stolen pics and info.

like how your avatar links back to boris' server? hmm... hightechcrimes. :nod: :dodgy:

Judging by your reaction when I admitted in SV that I was lurking as Asterisk you had no idea so don't try to pull this 20/20 hindsight shit on me Peon. Keep in mind that I own you, Happy Pineapple! :lol:

Also, while acting as Asterisk, I publicly thanked the kind member known as Burnrice for hosting my car pic so that I could use it in my avatar. I know how to cover trails. You only know how to cover a Virgina Baked Ham or perhaps some Hawaiian Pizza. :lol: <--See, no matter what, I own you :nod: 8) :nod:

[GonePostal]

Wow, you're good at being an attention whore. That's something to write home about. Why don't you lurk someone who cares?

[Anonymous]

3. I suggest that you find yourself a site host who will run all your pics, and slips through their comp so that you don't leave a properties trail. You will get caught if I right click and get SiClub as the host of your stolen pics and info.

like how your avatar links back to boris' server? hmm... hightechcrimes. :nod: :dodgy:

Judging by your reaction when I admitted in SV that I was lurking as Asterisk you had no idea so don't try to pull this 20/20 hindsight shit on me Peon. Keep in mind that I own you, Happy Pineapple! :lol:

Also, while acting as Asterisk, I publicly thanked the kind member known as Burnrice for hosting my car pic so that I could use it in my avatar. I know how to cover trails. You only know how to cover a Virgina Baked Ham or perhaps some Hawaiian Pizza. :lol: <--See, no matter what, I own you :nod: 8) :nod:

nice one, but you acted like i cared to begin with.

[Roadside Prophet]

i love you gtp

[Anonymous]

Wow, you're good at being an attention whore. That's something to write home about. Why don't you lurk someone who cares?

And your only good at being a moody bitch. If you don't care then dont post in the thread.

[GTPimp]

Wow, you're good at being an attention whore. That's something to write home about. Why don't you lurk someone who cares?

Go fuck yourself. When you contribute something worth reading then you can critique my threads. Until then continue being the pussyshit sheep you are.

[ridedirt]

this isnt really about lurking but more about how to not get your alter egos banned :P

[Roadside Prophet]

i've never had the urge to do such things.



but if i ever do, i'll jsut use my regular username

[dynasty2003]

BTW, to those who didn't notice, I got owned, the thread about the kid who was racing the m3 with his civic last nite.... yea that was me.

Then I replied by accident from this user name and Ray took a screen shot and was gunna post it.

So figured I would tell you people first. :roll_eye:

[Roadside Prophet]

i thought it might of been you while i was lying in bed last night unable to sleep.




haha.... even when im not on hhu im thinking about hhu

[GonePostal]

Wow, you're good at being an attention whore. That's something to write home about. Why don't you lurk someone who cares?

Go fuck yourself. When you contribute something worth reading then you can critique my threads. Until then continue being the pussyshit sheep you are.

Uh huh. Take a look at any of my posts not in the lounge like import chat or advanced tech, you might learn something. You're calling me a pussy? I don't need to hide behind another name so I can whore up the place and then talk about how the lounge is getting out of control.

[dynasty2003]

i thought it might of been you while i was lying in bed last night unable to sleep.




haha.... even when im not on hhu im thinking about hhuUmmm.... right.......

[Roadside Prophet]

you're the one who sarcasticly hypes up civics all the time, or at least the most i've seen

thats why i thought maybe you.

[dynasty2003]

you're the one who sarcasticly hypes up civics all the time, or at least the most i've seen

thats why i thought maybe you. :lol:

I think you and GTP were the only people who realized it was fake. 8)

[Allmotor]

gay


now everyone is gonna try and turn into the-ghost. :roll:

[Anonymous]

cc

[sm0ky]

DELETED

eh

no.

[GTPimp]

Wow, you're good at being an attention whore. That's something to write home about. Why don't you lurk someone who cares?

Go fuck yourself. When you contribute something worth reading then you can critique my threads. Until then continue being the pussyshit sheep you are.

Uh huh. Take a look at any of my posts not in the lounge like import chat or advanced tech, you might learn something. You're calling me a pussy? I don't need to hide behind another name so I can whore up the place and then talk about how the lounge is getting out of control.

The lounge is for stupid shit and having fun. I dont care if the lounge gets out of control while being entertaining. If your expertise is in tecnical matters then stay in those forums. When you get good at entertainment then you can critique what I do in the lounge.

On a side note, I was ragging yesterday so I appologize for the pussyshit shep comment.

[Anonymous]

as to this thread..... please do your research or you will be caught and embarassed publicly.... such has happened to our very own pineapple head..... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[goldteamprodgy]

Lurking is BAD

[burnice]

Two can play at this game :nod: :lol: :nod:

[Anonymous]

Page 2 Owned. 8)

[GonePostal]

*cough* I believe his name is burnrice

[Anonymous]

*cough* I believe his name is burnrice
you mean BurNice (pronounced bernise)?

[shoestring]

what is a lurker, im lost

[Da Flame]

tiz off the hook...me and my *****z be foolin all of hhu while me and my *****z be spoolin in da civic cracker