Official HHU fawk with norelco live tech support thread

[avus///M3]

just simply go here http://www.norelco.com

then on the left go into live tech support, then post your convo!!

here's mine lol

Aries: Hello Ryan. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Aries.
Ryan: is it safe to use on pubic hair?
Aries: I would like to let you know that Norelco razors are designed specifically to be used on facial hairs.
Ryan: well
Ryan: i have a big wod of hair down my ass crack and it needs to be ridden of
Ryan: so do you think it would be safe taking it down in there?
Ryan: i'm concerned here
Aries: Ryan, I am sorry, but as I mentioned earlier, we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Aries: Is this all the information you are looking for?
Ryan: ok...i'm taking it down my ass, and if it malfunctions i'm sueing!!!
Aries: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Ryan: aries....do you drive a dodge aries??
Aries: I apologize, but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help.
Aries: Can I help you with any of the Norelco queries on the website?
Ryan: i mean damn it's 1:08am and your getting paid to do this??
Aries: I would like to let you know that we are available 7 days a week, 24 hours a day.

[BMWM3Z28]

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[PREYL00D]

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[boostd]

im doing it now :lol:

[Anonymous]

lmao

[boostd]

im dare

[blaze16]

Aries: Hello Ron.
ron: i was shaving my thong line on my ass and the razor slipped up my ass
ron: do you's have instructions on how to remove it?
Aries: For your information, Norelco razors are designed to be used on facial hairs only.
ron: ok well maybe your company should be a little more specific on that
ron: ooh
ron: i just farted
ron: it went up farther
ron: do u have any advice?
ron: one more question
Aries: No Ron, since it is not recommended to use the razor other than the facial area we do not have any instructions on the same.
ron: it is a norelco advantage
ron: it is currently dispensing shaving lotion down my ass
ron: is there any way i can turn this off while its in my ass?
ron: hello?
ron: are you with me?
Aries: Yes, I am there with you.
ron: ok what should i do?
ron: ?
Aries: Ron, I would suggest you immediately stop using the razor.
ron: well i cant help it its up my ass and i cant seem to reach it
ron: i have a screw driver up my ass im trying to take the batteries out
ron: this sucks
Aries: Please stop doing this as it may harm you more.
ron: do u know what its like having an electric razor up your ass dispensing shaving cream?
ron: do u have any idea?
Aries: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help.
Aries: Can I help you with any of the Norelco queries on the website?
ron: but im more important
ron: this is a matter of life and death
ron: u cant do this to me
Aries: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help.
Aries: Can I help you with any of the Norelco queries on the website?
ron: but im more important
ron: this is a matter of life and death
ron: u cant do this to me
Aries: I understand, Ron
ron: no u hav no clue

[TheSparo]

Below is a transcript of messages exchanged and items sent.

Topic: Do your razors leave razor burn or chafe where you shave, because my ass
is soo itchy and red?

Jack: well?
Jack: do your razors leave razor burn or chafe the "shavee" once shaved?
Adair: Hello Jack. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is
Adair.
Jack: ok
Jack: becuase my ass is sooo red and itchy now, should I use shaving cream?
Adair: I would like to inform you that our razors have evaluated and tested only
for facial hair.
Jack: well thats fine, but does it chafe or anything normally?
Adair: As I have mentioned before, our razors have evaluated and tested only for
facial hair.
Jack: well then on my "face" would it make it itch and red chafe?
Jack: yes
Jack: ?
Jack: no?
Jack: i have the norelco one with the cum lookin stuff come out, shuold I use
that?
Jack: I really need your help
Adair: As I have mentioned before, it is not recommended to use our razor on
other parts of your body as our razors have evaluated and tested only for facial
hair.
Jack: i realize that, but lets say I use it on my face, would it make it itch
and red? and would the white cum stuff work?
Jack: Adair, I ADare u to help me . . .
Jack: double dogg dare ya
Adair: Jack, please note that our razor provide a close and comfortable shave.
Jack: maybe i have sensative skin?
Jack: because when I wipe my ass with anything but Charmin Ultra Soft, I gotta
walk like a freakin bow-legged whore, i hate that!
Adair: Jack, I would like to inform you again that our razors have been
recommended to use only on facial hair
Adair: May I be of any further assistance to you?
Jack: well isn't the hair on your ass the same as u'r ass hair?
Adair: Jack, our razors have been tested and evaluated only on facial hair.
Jack: Adair, I realize that, but can you recommend any good condoms to use
maybe, because that would be the problem
Adair: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion, Jack. You will get a
note by email of our chat.

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Topic: can i shave me ass pubes
Adair Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Adair.
Adair I would like to inform you that Norelco recommends to use the razor for facial hair as they have been evaluated and tested only for facial hair.
ph34rd but i have like all dis hair down me ass crack
ph34rd its like long n shit
ph34rd i need somethin to get rid of it
ph34rd like i take a shit n shit gets stuck on me ass hair
ph34rd n thats nasty to get off
ph34rd u ever laid a brick n had shit on ya ass hairs?
ph34rd u havent have ya?
ph34rd coz u shave ya ass hairs with ur product
ph34rd but u dont recommend i do it
ph34rd but its safe for u
ph34rd hello?
ph34rd Adair?
Adair As I have mentioned before, our razors have evaluated and tested only for facial hair.
ph34rd hmm
ph34rd wot about my ball sack?
ph34rd can i shave my ball sack?
ph34rd meh
ph34rd thanks for ur help
Adair Kindly note that you cannot use our razor on other parts of your body as our razors have been evaluated and tested for facial hair only.
ph34rd ill bring ur mom back tomorrow

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i didnt have much time coz i was about to get d/c... ill do another later

man these guys must crack up at this shit seriously...

[El Jefe]

hahahahahahahahhahaha

[TheSparo]

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[sm0ky]

Question: about norleco

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Sm0ky: hey betty!
Sm0ky: hows it going?
Betty: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
Sm0ky: oh, i saw that, betty
Sm0ky: so.. betty.. i had a few questions
Betty: Sure.
Betty: How may I answer your questions related to our products?
Sm0ky: well, my first question
Sm0ky: is it cool if i shave my dog with your companys razor?
Sm0ky: hey betty, are you there?
Sm0ky: okay, anyway..
Sm0ky: my 2nd questions is, do you think i could shave 'HAX0R' in the back of my head, with your razor
Betty: I am there with you.
Sm0ky: wait
Betty: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Sm0ky: oh
Sm0ky: really
Sm0ky: hmm
Sm0ky: what about pubic hair
Sm0ky: i was thinking on shaving my cat
Sm0ky: but it scrached me pretty bad, betty
Sm0ky: and i know how toda loves cats
Sm0ky: i mean
Sm0ky: wait.
Sm0ky: hey betty
Sm0ky: one more question
Sm0ky: hello?
Betty: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help.
Sm0ky: okay
Sm0ky: one last question
Sm0ky: DO YOU DRIVE A HONDA?
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[avus///M3]

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[Anonymous]

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[TheSparo]

Topic: can u give me some food?

Aries: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is
Aries.
Your Mom says: im hungry
Your Mom says: can u send me some food?
Aries: I am here to help you with questions about Norelco grooming
products—especially the men’s razors and trimmers. How can I help you?
Your Mom says: o im sorry wrong chat
Your Mom says: umm
Aries: That's all right.
Your Mom says: yes I have a problem
Aries: Sure, I would be glad to assist you.
Your Mom says: I think i lost my razor
Aries: Okay.
Your Mom says: i was using it this morning when i was shaving my ass cheeks
Your Mom says: but i was on the pot beating off, and i like cut my nuts with it
Aries: For your information, Norelco razors are designed specifically to be used
on facial hairs only.
Your Mom says: and i put it down but i couldnt find it again
Your Mom says: o thats ok, i like it when i shave my ass
Your Mom says: it works great
Your Mom says: u shold try it
Your Mom says: have you?
Aries: I have the 6885XL razor, but it is always adviasable to be used on facial
hairs and not the other parts of the body.
Your Mom says: how come?
Your Mom says: wow sounds like a heavy duty one . .
Your Mom says: do u ever get rough with it?
Your Mom says: i like the one that squirts out the white stuff
Aries: You are referring to the Advantage razor.
Your Mom says: yes
Aries: Well, all our razors are to be used on facial hairs only.
Your Mom says: have you ever shaved with icing
Your Mom says: because i put icing in the white stuff spot
Your Mom says: and after I shave i lick my ass and it tastes sooo great
Aries: No, the 6885Xl razor which I have falls under the Dry Shaving System and
has to be used dry for optimum shaving performance.
Your Mom says: dont you get chafing then?
Your Mom says: with redness?
Aries: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my
help.
Aries: Can I help you with any of the Norelco queries on the website?
Your Mom says: yes
Your Mom says: is there a razor specifically for other areas?
Your Mom says: such ass cock hair?
Your Mom says: otherwise known as pubic hair?
Aries: No, currently we do not have any razors which can be used other than the
facial areas.
Your Mom says: are you gonna make one?
Aries: I am sorry, but i do not have the information you have requested.
Aries: Can I be of any further assistance to you?
Your Mom says: i think you shold make your own so you can be rich and own you
own "norelco" place
Aries: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Your Mom says: did you talk to someone about their razor being tuck up their
ass? because you did not help him alot if you are him
Aries: As I mentioned earlier, we cannot recommend that particular use since our
razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.

Aries: Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I will send you a
little note by email of all the services I mentioned.

Aries: Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are
available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[Daemon]

Question: I several question

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ThomasTrain: Hello?
Betty: Hello Thomas. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
ThomasTrain: Echo.
Betty: How may I assist you today?
ThomasTrain: I harve Saveral qustions.
ThomasTrain: wot ecksactly is quadra exon
ThomasTrain: action
Betty: Please put forward your request.
ThomasTrain: sorry I am foreign
ThomasTrain: america language still fazzy
ThomasTrain: what sactly is quadra action do
ThomasTrain: I am intorasted in the america high technology of taking of the face hair
Betty: The Quadra Action shaving system is our top of the line razors.
ThomasTrain: so it is taking of face hair?
ThomasTrain: hello
Betty: Certainly.
Betty: The Quadra Action Shaving System has a two-stage cutting system, slots to shave longer hair and holes to shave short stubble.
ThomasTrain: OMAZING!
Betty: I would like to introduce our Quadra Action razor # 6885XL.
ThomasTrain: Should I buy you think
Betty: You will be glad to own this razor model.
Betty: This razor has been the best and my family members also use this razor.
ThomasTrain: can I use it in special places
Betty: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
ThomasTrain: Ah I see.
Betty: How may I assist you further?
ThomasTrain: what about the beard machien? won't that work in special places
Betty: Our trimmers have also been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
ThomasTrain: ok
ThomasTrain: my name is gotenks. YOU TYPE SLOW YOU WHORE.
ThomasTrain: REMEMBER ME BITCH
ThomasTrain: sorry just kidding
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im going back for another try... stay tuned

[Nuffice]

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Jeff: Hi
Betty: Hello Jeff. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
Jeff: I got a question about pubes
Jeff: can i use the razor there?
Betty: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Jeff: but could I?
Jeff: there wasnt a warning so if i use it on my anus and cut myself i could sue right?
Jeff: hello are you there?
Betty: I understand your concern. I would suggest you contact our Consumer Information Center where our Customer Care Specialists will be able to assist you better.
Betty: Yes. I am there with you.
Jeff: but i just need somne help
Betty: I am sending you a page with the contact details of our Consumer Information Center. On this page you can choose to call or send them an email.
Betty: http://www.norelco.com/contact/
Jeff: is there anyway i could safly shave my ass?
Betty: As I mentioned earlier, we do not recommend that particular use.
Betty: I am sorry, but I will have to limit our chat session.
Betty: Jeff, I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[El Jefe]

Question: I several question

( ThomasTrain has joined )
( Betty has joined )
ThomasTrain: Hello?
Betty: Hello Thomas. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
ThomasTrain: Echo.
Betty: How may I assist you today?
ThomasTrain: I harve Saveral qustions.
ThomasTrain: wot ecksactly is quadra exon
ThomasTrain: action
Betty: Please put forward your request.
ThomasTrain: sorry I am foreign
ThomasTrain: america language still fazzy
ThomasTrain: what sactly is quadra action do
ThomasTrain: I am intorasted in the america high technology of taking of the face hair
Betty: The Quadra Action shaving system is our top of the line razors.
ThomasTrain: so it is taking of face hair?
ThomasTrain: hello
Betty: Certainly.
Betty: The Quadra Action Shaving System has a two-stage cutting system, slots to shave longer hair and holes to shave short stubble.
ThomasTrain: OMAZING!
Betty: I would like to introduce our Quadra Action razor # 6885XL.
ThomasTrain: Should I buy you think
Betty: You will be glad to own this razor model.
Betty: This razor has been the best and my family members also use this razor.
ThomasTrain: can I use it in special places
Betty: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
ThomasTrain: Ah I see.
Betty: How may I assist you further?
ThomasTrain: what about the beard machien? won't that work in special places
Betty: Our trimmers have also been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
ThomasTrain: ok
ThomasTrain: my name is gotenks. YOU TYPE SLOW YOU WHORE.
ThomasTrain: REMEMBER ME BITCH
ThomasTrain: sorry just kidding
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hhahahahaha OMAZING!! haha

[Anonymous]

Here's mine:

Question: need help with ur razor

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Junior: Hi
Adair: Hello Junior. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Adair.
Adair: How can I assist you?
Junior: how are ya?
Junior: are you a guy?
Adair: I am fine, thank you.
Adair: I am a real person.
Junior: oh, do you use these products too?
Junior: because i was using them to shave my pubes earlier today
Junior: and the razor got all tangled and shit.
Junior: so the motor stopped working
Adair: Yes, Junior. But please note that our razors have tested and evaluated only for facial hair.
Junior: and i got real pissed off
Junior: cuz it was all stuck and shit
Junior: so i had to use scissors to cut it out, and i pricked myself with them
Adair: As I mentioned before, our razors have been evaluated and tested only for facial hair.
Junior: well maybe next time you should have some sort of warning on the box, because my nuts are all bleeding and shit
Adair: Can I be of any assistance to you relating to our Norelco products listed on our site?
Junior: yeah i was using that razor that shoots that cum out
Junior: it feels good
Junior: but the motherfucker got caught
Junior: anyway, thanks for helping
Junior: hopefully it works out next time
Junior: nice meetin u adair
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:lol: that's great

[avus///M3]

hahaha i think gotenks is funniest so far

[boostd]

Topic: can i shave my hondas interior?
ph34rd hey betty
ph34rd how are ya today luv?
Betty Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
Betty I am fine, thank you.
ph34rd good stuff
ph34rd my mate ThomasTrain recommended u
Betty Our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
ph34rd so how much do u charge by the hour?
Betty I am glad to know that.
ph34rd i only have $50 dollars
ph34rd can that get me much?
ph34rd ahh guess not...
ph34rd anyway
ph34rd moving onto my question
ph34rd can i shave off my hondas interior trim with ur product?
Betty I would suggest you contact our Consumer Information Center where our Customer Care Specialists will be able to assist you better.
Betty I am sending you a page with the contact details of our Consumer Information Center. On this page you can choose to call or send them an email.
Betty http://www.norelco.com/contact/
ph34rd i have this fake type r badge inside the cabin
ph34rd i wanna shave it off
ph34rd the previous owner put it on there
ph34rd can that be shaven off?
Betty I am sorry, but I will have to limit our chat session.
ph34rd how about i paypal u $50 and u shave it off for me
ph34rd betty
ph34rd dont leave
ph34rd plz
ph34rd ricr
ph34rd rice
ph34rd it killz
ph34rd TODAS KITTENS
ph34rd PLZZ
Betty Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of all the pages, links and services I mentioned.
Betty Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
ph34rd U DONT WANNA KILL TODAS KITTENS
ph34rd NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ph34rd BETTY
ph34rd HELP
ph34rd PLZ
ph34rd COME BACK
ph34rd ITS SCAREY IN HERE
ph34rd IIIIIIIIIII WANT MY MOOOOOOOOOOMY!
ph34rd or toda...
ph34rd toda and his kittens will suffice
ph34rd betty
ph34rd call me
ph34rd 0477 827 961
ph34rd i need u
ph34rd and if u have todas number send that too
Betty Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of all the pages, links and services I mentioned.
Betty Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.


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[sm0ky]

i had a good one going, my name was mr. t

i was talking to him about how my razor was stuck in my beard, and how my gold chains got stuck into the razor, and i told him how i was a hardass, like DSM and Logan, and that i would own him. then i said watch yo back foo, cuz ill pull a el jefe on ya, once ya turn yo head, DELETED!

;x

[Anonymous]

^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's the best so far. (ph34rd's)

[sm0ky]

what is?

page 2 owned by me

[Anonymous]

Topic: can i shave my hondas interior?
ph34rd hey betty
ph34rd how are ya today luv?
Betty Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
Betty I am fine, thank you.
ph34rd good stuff
ph34rd my mate ThomasTrain recommended u
Betty Our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
ph34rd so how much do u charge by the hour?
Betty I am glad to know that.
ph34rd i only have $50 dollars
ph34rd can that get me much?
ph34rd ahh guess not...
ph34rd anyway
ph34rd moving onto my question
ph34rd can i shave off my hondas interior trim with ur product?
Betty I would suggest you contact our Consumer Information Center where our Customer Care Specialists will be able to assist you better.
Betty I am sending you a page with the contact details of our Consumer Information Center. On this page you can choose to call or send them an email.
Betty http://www.norelco.com/contact/
ph34rd i have this fake type r badge inside the cabin
ph34rd i wanna shave it off
ph34rd the previous owner put it on there
ph34rd can that be shaven off?
Betty I am sorry, but I will have to limit our chat session.
ph34rd how about i paypal u $50 and u shave it off for me
ph34rd betty
ph34rd dont leave
ph34rd plz
ph34rd ricr
ph34rd rice
ph34rd it killz
ph34rd TODAS KITTENS
ph34rd PLZZ
Betty Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of all the pages, links and services I mentioned.
Betty Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
ph34rd U DONT WANNA KILL TODAS KITTENS
ph34rd NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ph34rd BETTY
ph34rd HELP
ph34rd PLZ
ph34rd COME BACK
ph34rd ITS SCAREY IN HERE
ph34rd IIIIIIIIIII WANT MY MOOOOOOOOOOMY!
ph34rd or toda...
ph34rd toda and his kittens will suffice
ph34rd betty
ph34rd call me
ph34rd 0477 827 961
ph34rd i need u
ph34rd and if u have todas number send that too
Betty Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of all the pages, links and services I mentioned.
Betty Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:


u know betty wants to tap yo ass :lol:

[ElectronSi]

i feel the need to contribute also

Question: sup

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ElectronSi: hello
ElectronSi: i have questions about grooming my girlfriend
Betty: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
ElectronSi: no shit
ElectronSi: are you a real person?
ElectronSi: ok, well on with my questions
ElectronSi: forget my girlfriend, i always do
ElectronSi: lets talk about my boss's wife
ElectronSi: see, she has this problem with facial hair, like she has a bushier mustache than my boss
ElectronSi: will any of the norelco razors work on her stubborn facial hair?
ElectronSi: i'm trying to find a good gift
ElectronSi: hello?
Betty: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help.
ElectronSi: i need your help dammit
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[boostd]

^^^ that was pathetic

[sm0ky]

dude

the guy on mine really thought i was mr. t

[UrbelT]

best thread ever! Man I pissed betty off as well. damn.

-UrbelT

[boostd]

^^^ :lol: :lol: :lol:

That's the best so far. (ph34rd's)

haha... ive got so many more of these.. each time i get betty and im ph34rd... she dont get im the same person... :nodno:

some ppl think its a bot... it isnt... coz they type... and they r very slow typers... and i asked betty how she was she sed "im fine thankyou" and i told her that ThomasTrain recommended her and she sed "thats nice" :lol:

[sm0ky]

that doesnt mean shit

they have ai bots out there..

ive programmed them before

they use flagged words like..

If txtUsr = * + "question" + * then
Sendtxt ("How may I answer your question?")
End if

i dont really remember howto program, its somthing along those lines

[blaze16]

my new one
Question: o baby

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Betty: Hello Diggler. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
Betty: How may I assist you today?
diggler: oo thats a sexy name
diggler: o baby u know how u can assist me
Betty: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help.
diggler: touch yourself betty
diggler: im touchin my self
diggler: oo betty
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[PREYL00D]

Question: I thought you can't cut yourself with these things, but i did?
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l00d: hey
l00d: ya there?
l00d: -_-
Adair: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Adair.
Adair: How can I assist you?
l00d: ok well, the other day i was shaving, and i cut my lip
l00d: i have herpes in the lower part
l00d: and it started bleeding
l00d: and i think i spread it to my brother
l00d: and my sister
l00d: she shaves too
l00d: soo..
l00d: what now
Adair: Kindly note that our razors have evaluated and tested only for facial hair.
l00d: uhh
l00d: that's what i was trying to shave
l00d: dickhead
l00d: j/k..
l00d: yep
l00d: so now my whole family has herpes
l00d: because of this damn razor
l00d: i think i'm gonna sue
l00d: because of false advertising
l00d: it costs a lot to treat herpes
l00d: ya mean?
Adair: Kindly note that our Norelco razors have been evaluated and tested only for men's facial hair.
l00d: uhm...
l00d: you already told me that
l00d: and i was using it on my facial hair
l00d: pay attention damnit
Adair: I am sorry for the inconvenience caused to you.'
l00d: that's right
l00d: you better be sorry
Adair: Can you please let me know the model number of your razor?
l00d: i have no idea
l00d: i got it as a present
l00d: box is somewhere in my closet
l00d: this sucks
l00d: go buy a honda
l00d: damnit
l00d: stupid herpes
l00d: they'll own you one day
l00d: so make your boyfriend wear a condom before you start sucking it
l00d: im out, you type too fucking slow

[Daemon]

Question: Hair and facial products

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DonKing: Fo shizzle?
DonKing: Hello, I'm Don King, boxing promoter, what up girl?
Betty: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
DonKing: would you like to bob on my knob... I means help me out
DonKing: I have some crazy hair
DonKing: you seen my boxing matches
DonKing: my hair is some crazy shizzle!
Betty: I am sorry, but I will have to limit our chat session.
DonKing: any products you make, I can't have this hair anymore, mike tyson punched my hair and my hairs like "oh **** son!"
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[boostd]

pitty this has been overdone now... its getting old... :(

[Daemon]

with betty, I pretended to be Barney Rubble, and she is my wife betty LOL flinstones.

Question: Norelco gel

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BarneyRubble: Honey! I'm home! how do I refill the gel thing
BarneyRubble: in your products
Betty: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
BarneyRubble: and what does the gel do?
BarneyRubble: I'm very interested in purchasing your products
Betty: The Advantage Shaving System dispenses shaving gel that sets up your beard for an exceptionally close, wet shave that leaves your face feeling smooth and refreshed.
BarneyRubble: oh, would I like to ram one of these razors up fred and wilma's asses
BarneyRubble: beard products
BarneyRubble: so how are they
BarneyRubble: I have quite a beard
BarneyRubble: suggest one, my beard is about 2 inch long
BarneyRubble: honey?
BarneyRubble: are you there?
Betty: I am there with you.
BarneyRubble: I want to eat a brontosaurus burger, but, how long does the gel last in the shaver, and how much does replacement cost
BarneyRubble: yawn
BarneyRubble: no response, maybe I should tell norelco about how betty treated me, or beat here like the dirty wife she is
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[avus///M3]

^OMG LOLOLOLOL

[Nuffice]

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Jeff: Hello
Aries: Hello Jeff. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Aries.
Jeff: I got burnt from the shaving gel
Jeff: am I going to get a scar?
Aries: I am sorry to hear that, Jeff.
Jeff: Im a professional model and if i get a sar I think my career will be over
Jeff: the gel was like 250 degrees
Jeff: is that normal?
Aries: Please be assured that Norelco razors are tested t provide you a close and comfortable shave.
Jeff: it provided me an uncomfortabl burn
Jeff: do u know what it like shaving and having burning gel shot on your face
Jeff: is this a defect?
Jeff: here been other cases of this happening?
Jeff: i was in the hospital for a day.
Jeff: And they said i might need skin grafts.
Jeff: what should i do aries?
Jeff: i need your help.
Jeff: are you there?
Jeff: is this a computer or a person?
Aries: Yes, I am there with you.
Jeff: what should I do.
Jeff: i got burned pretty bad
Jeff: it hurt so bad i deficated my pants
Aries: You may please consult your general physician.
Jeff: i was in the hospital
Jeff: they said talk to you guys
Jeff: do u know what its like laying in a puddle of your own piss and blood and tryin to remove burning gel from your face?
Jeff: aries your not being helpful are you a human or computer?
Jeff: aries are you still here? or am i talking to a computer
Jeff: I dont think a computer would understand all this
Aries: Yes, I am there with you.
Jeff: do you compute?
Jeff: Whats your I've been burned by gel hotline #?
Aries: Since, your skin is burning I would suggest you to please consult the doctor once again.
Jeff: no
Jeff: your razor malfunctioned
Jeff: it heated the gel to hot
Jeff: and i got fukin burned
Jeff: Does this happen alot?
Jeff: Has there ever been more than one third degree burn victim?
Jeff: cuz my friend has this shaver and it got stuck inhis ball hair but it didnt burn him
Aries: No Jeff, our razors are tested and then only send to the retailers
Jeff: Thats where i bought it from
Jeff: and the razor heating mechanism heated the gel so much that it scaleded my face
Jeff: this was the first time i used it and i got burnt so abd that i will never have to shave again
Jeff: my own lover doesnt recognize me anymore
Jeff: he said jeff is that you jeff i cant see thru all those layers of burnt flesh
Aries: I apologize for the inconvenience that this might have caused to you.
Jeff: and i was like ya honey its me
Jeff: inconvience it ruined my life
Jeff: do u understand ruining of my life?
Jeff: i wont be bale to give anyone blowjobs anymore because half my mouth is burnt shut
Jeff: do you have a lawyer i can contact?
Jeff: aries u dont type fast enough
Jeff: i need your lawyers Number
Jeff: aries please type faster
Jeff: you remind me of a dodge aries very slow
Jeff: can I talk to your manager?
Jeff: aries I would like to speak with your manager
Jeff: please
Aries: I would suggest you contact our Consumer Information Center where our Customer Care Specialists will be able to assist you better.
Aries: I am sending you a page with the contact details of our Consumer Information Center. On this page you can choose to call or send them an email.
Jeff: is your manager there?
Jeff: no
Jeff: your manager
Aries: http://www.norelco.com/contact/
Jeff: i want your manager now
Jeff: aries if u dont put me on with your manager im going to get very upset
Jeff: I'll fucking cry right now
Aries: Please be assured that the customer care specialists will be able to assist you better with your request.
Jeff: no I want to speak with your manager
Jeff: is your manager available?
Jeff: I got burned in my fucking face and I would like to talk to your manager
Aries: I understand your concern, Jeff. The best people to help you with that question are our Customer Care Specialists. You can call them (7a.m. - 9 p.m. CST) or send an email to norelco.consumer@philips.com.
Jeff: NOW!
Jeff: no
Jeff: ut your manager on this chat right now
Jeff: put
Jeff: aries I cant give my lover blowjobs anymore do you understand that
Jeff: I need your manager
Jeff: Aries do u give blowjobs if u do then u know what its like not to be able to give them anymore
Jeff: tape half your mouth shut and try and suck on another males penis
Jeff: it doesnt work
Jeff: Aries are you here?
Aries: Yes, I am there with you.
Jeff: aries i cant put hot throbing cocks in my mouth anymore what should I do
Jeff: do you give blowjobs?
Jeff: i cant anymore
Aries: I would like to assist you, but I would suggest you to refrain using abusive language.
Jeff: well I guess its better to get than give right aries?
Jeff: ok oral sex
Jeff: is that better?
Jeff: aries is oral sex better than blowjobs?
Jeff: aries which do you prefer?
Aries: I prefer oral sex.
Aries: Since you have used abusive language the second time, I am forced to end this chat session.

[boostd]

she didnt say she prefers oral sex... dont edit it... it makes not funny :(

and also she made a typo so it cant be a bot... she missed the o in to

[blaze16]

:lol: :lol: :lol: nuffices was the best!! :lol:

[Nuffice]

I didnt edit it. she actually said oral sex. Cause it wasnt a curse I guess

[Spalude]

sweet

[chiggerrancher]

hey i read the forums all the time but never post.Topic: Information about Advantage
Ryan: hi
Betty: Hello Ryan. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
Betty: Thank you for your question.
Ryan: i have questions about the advantage razor
Betty: Is there anything specific you need to know about the Advantage razors?
Ryan: i heard it squirts out some white shaving cream or something
Ryan: exactly how far does it shoot this stuff out?
Betty: Yes, Ryan.
Betty: The Advantage Shaving System dispenses shaving lotion that sets up your beard for an exceptionally close, wet shave that leaves your face feeling smooth and refreshed.
Ryan: but how far will it shoot out?
Betty: The lotion is used while shaving the face.
Ryan: is there a way to make it shoot out pretty far though?
Betty: Unfortunately this particular feature is not available with our razors.
Ryan: because i think it would be funny if i had a razor that shot stuff out about 6 feet
Ryan: is there any way to adjust it to make it do this?
Betty: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help.
Ryan: im not really interested in shaving with it, i just want like a razor-watergun deal
Ryan: can you just tell me if its possible?
Ryan: like to modify the razor to do that?
Ryan: would it void my warranty?
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.


The second one...

Topic: Use of razor

Jimbo: hi Adair
Adair: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is
Adair.

Adair: How can I assist you?
Jimbo: I have a question as to whether or not what im doing with my Norelco
Advantage is safe or not.
Jimbo: I occasionally use it to masturbate.
Adair: I would like to inform you that our Norelco razors have been tested and
evaluated only for facial hair.
Jimbo: What i do is, i squirt the lotion onto the tip of my penis as a
lubricant.
Jimbo: I then turn the razor on and rub it on my foreskin for stimulation.
Jimbo: It works well, but my main concern is whether or not the lotion will
cause me any harm.
Jimbo: Are you there?
Jimbo: Please, I need to know this so i can discontinue use of the razor for
masturbation if it is going to hurt me.
Adair: Kindly note that our razors have been evaluated and tested only for men's
facial hair.
Jimbo: I understand that
Jimbo: but what about the lotion?
Jimbo: does it contain any dehydrating chemicals that may harm me?
Adair: As I have mentioned before our Norelco products have been evaluated and
tested only for facial hair.
Jimbo: ok
Jimbo: 1 more question
Jimbo: you said above that the razors have been evaluated and tested only for
mens facial hair
Jimbo: but is it ok for my wife to use it?
Jimbo: she needs to shave, she has the osama bin laden look going on right now
Jimbo: will the advantage do the job?
Adair: Please note that our Norelco products can be used only by men.
Jimbo: why is that?
Adair: Kindly note that currently we only have products like razors and trimmer
which are meant for men only.
Jimbo: can you tell me why my wife cant use it? she gets upset when people deny
womens' rights.
Jimbo: but she has hair like a man's on her face (like i said before, she looks
like osama bin laden)
Adair: I am sorry, but your wife cannot use our Norelco products as we only have
men's grooming products.
Jimbo: well what is there that makes it for men only?
Jimbo: just because it says its for men on the package?
Jimbo: she uses mens deodorant
Adair: Currently we have products which are meant only for men.
Adair: May I be of any further assistance to you?
Jimbo: just like condoms, theyre made for men, but what if a woman is a
transvestite?
Jimbo: do you use the norelco advantage?
Adair: I am here to assist you only on your request regarding Norelco products
listed on our site.
Jimbo: my request is that you tell me if you shave with a norelco advantage,
which is a product that is on your site
Adair: Yes. I use the 6756X Advantage razors.
Jimbo: have you ever used it for anal stimulation?
Jimbo: yes or no is all i need
Jimbo: you can tell me
Jimbo: its nothing to be ashamed of
Adair: No. As I have mentioned before our razors have tested and evaluated only
for facial hair.
Jimbo: just because its made for shaving facial hair doesnt necessarily mean you
cant use it for other things
Adair: As I have mentioned before, we cannot recommend that particular use since
our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.

Jimbo: i mean, drain cleaner is made for cleaning drains, but if you inject it
into someones bloodstream it will kill them
Jimbo: razors are made for shaving, but they are also great sex toys
Jimbo: see what im saying?
Jimbo: yes? no?
Adair: I am here to assist you on your request relating to our Norelco products
listed on our site.
Jimbo: ok
Jimbo: thats all i need to know
Adair: Can I be of any further assistance to you?
Jimbo: youre a good guy
Jimbo: no
Jimbo: all i ask now is that you try using the razor for sexual stimulation
Adair: Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could
be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of our chat.
Jimbo: live it up, dont be intimidated by the rules


BTW, these arent bots, one of my friends gave aries her email address and they said they add her. Aries also said that betty is a man.

[Anonymous]

Im gonna do mine now..LOL BRB.

[boostd]

its old... forget it

[El Jefe]

its old... forget iti didnt realise hhu revolved around you

[chillar]

its old... forget iti didnt realise hhu revolved around you
hahaha. sorry ph34rd but that was funny as shit. especially when you are tired as hell and high as fuck.

[boostd]

jefe > me

:ukliam:

[Anonymous]

Question: Help

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AssProblem: Hello?
Bobby: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Bobby.
AssProblem: My is Stealth
AssProblem: Dan Stealth
AssProblem: I need help....
Bobby: I am here to assist you with questions related to the Norelco products listed on our site. Is there anything I can help you with today?
AssProblem: Yah
Bobby: Is there any Norelco question I might assit you with?
AssProblem: i was using on of your products to shave my ass...but it seems cause the hair is too long it gets caught and it like pulls the hair out
AssProblem: It hurts a lot and it caused bleeding around the anus hole
Bobby: We understand that Norelco razors are sometimes used to shave the head and other parts of the body.
AssProblem: ok?
Bobby: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
AssProblem: To my undertstaning, i was told it was ok and able to be used in the naught places..
AssProblem: naughty places...
AssProblem: I don't understand this..my ass is bleeding a lot now.
Bobby: I am sorry for any inconvenience caused. But as I mentioned Norelco does not recommend to use our razors on places other than facial hair.
AssProblem: I was told by a seller from your company that it was able shave pub hai
AssProblem: Thats the thing...it was recomended..
AssProblem: how is my girlfriend gonna lucky my asshole now if its all bleeding???
AssProblem: ecplaime this..i never had this sort of proble with Gelet Razors...
AssProblem: I use this product for the first time, thinking its the best..and now it had made things just worse...
AssProblem: Are you there??
Bobby: As I mentioned earlier Norelco razors are to be used only on facial hair
AssProblem: No..i was told any body hair is fine
AssProblem: now you calling me a lier?
Bobby: Sorry for any inconvenience caused.
AssProblem: Your not very fast and replies....as a valued customer, you don't seem to give a shit about my problems..
Bobby: I would suggest you contact our Consumer Information Center on toll free number 1-800-243-3050 where our Customer Care Specialists will be able to assist you better with your query.
AssProblem: So I can waste more time with this?
AssProblem: I ve another question..
AssProblem: Have*
Bobby: I am here to assist you with questions related to the Norelco products listed on our site.
AssProblem: OK
AssProblem: you know the special lub gell..
AssProblem: on the razor..
Bobby: Our Advantage razors use the Nivea for Men Shaving Lotion or Gel Cartridges to give a wet and comfortable shave.
AssProblem: Well would that also assist me in inserting my penis into my girlfriends ass. Cause it seems its a bit to small for my cock. Would the gell lubricate the hole better? Cause less friction?
Bobby: As I mentiioned earlier I can assist you only with Norelco related queries.
AssProblem: Im asking you will the Gell provided by norelco help ne
AssProblem: me..its a product isn't it?
AssProblem: Are you acting like this towards me cause im black....You know i can sue your ass for racism
Bobby: Please refrain from using abusive language or else I will have to close this chat session.
AssProblem: Hello...I gonna report you for not giving me prompt responses cause im blac
AssProblem: Why are you being racist against me?
AssProblem: I don't judge you...why must you judge me
Bobby: If there is no Norelco related query I must limit this chat session.
AssProblem: Listin...is the Gell not a norelco ralated product?
Bobby: Yes the Nivea for Men Shaving Lotion or Gel Cartridges are used with our Advantage razors to shave facial hairs only.
AssProblem: So It wouln'
AssProblem: Sorry, So it wouldn't be good to use it for lubrication to make les friction..
AssProblem: Hold on a second, the children are acting up. Let me go slap the shit out of them. Ill be right back. I got a question about your sales
Bobby: As I mentioned earlier Norelco would only recommend the use of the gel with our Advantage razors for shaving facial hair. I cannot comment on its use or no use for any other purpose.
Bobby: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
AssProblem: Ok back...
AssProblem: Ya..
Bobby: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
AssProblem: Have you ever used the norelco product to shave your pubes?
Bobby: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help. Can I help you with any of the Norelco products on the website?
AssProblem: umm...I just asked a question..Why didn't you answer it you racist fuck
Bobby: Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service.
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[Nuffice]

:lol: The racist thing was funny tho.

[venomous]

Holy shit, I am dying here. This might be be favorite thread ever. :lol: :lol: :lol:

[venomous]

dan
hello
Tony Hello Dan. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Tony.
dan my name is dan
dan how is going?
Tony I am fine.
Tony How are you today?
dan thats good
dan shitty as hell
dan your products blow the big one actually
dan i was using the quadraaction razor to shave the tough spot below my nose
dan and next thing you know
Tony Could you please let me know the problem you are facing with your Norelco QUadra Action razor.
dan one of the blades things fly off and hit my eye
dan its bleeding and I cant see a damn thing in that eye
Tony I am very sorry to know that, Dan.
dan your sorry?
dan sorry wont fix my eye
dan i'm not talking to you to here you say sorry
dan i think I have a case against you
Tony Dan, could you please provide me with your Full name, postal address, Evening Phone number.
dan and for all you know, the outcome of this conversation could be the difference between a happy of pissed off customer
dan why do you need it?
Tony I will forward your details to Laurie Aquilino. She will reply to you the first available business day.
dan my lawyer said dont provdei you with anything
dan who is this laurie aquilino?
dan whats her deal?
Tony She's our Customer Care Manager.
dan what if I go to court and say "i wasnt that pissed about the accident, but then tony was rude to me and wouldnt give me the answers I needed"
dan then, everyone would realize that you are the cause for the $10 milli0on lawsuit
dan shes the manage?
dan i think a situation like this requires more than a customer care manager
dan i think it requires a fat fucking check coming my way to intice me to keep my mouth shut
dan u?
dan sorry for the language but my panties are in a bunch
Tony I am sorry to here about your accident but please note that our Customer Care Manager will be able to help you.
dan how?
dan what can she do that you cant
dan are u a competent employee?
Tony No, I am a real person.
dan your not just a monkey that was taught to type on the computer are you?
dan i know your a real person, i asked if you are competent
dan whats your phone #?
dan i need to call, i am dying here, it hurts soo bad and it really hurts my love life
dan you know how hard it is to hit it from behind when you cant see the hole?
Tony If you prefer, you may email her directly at Laurie.Aquilino@Philips.com or call her directly at 1-888-466-7352, x5780 between 8:30 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. Eastern time.
dan no, whats YOUR #?
dan i mean for me, its like trying to navigate the space shuttle onto the little platform, imagine doing that with one eye
Tony Dan, as I mentioned you the phone number is 1-888-466-7352, x5780.
dan shit, i have hit the back of my girls legs so many times, i think the little guy is getting bent
dan NO
dan you said "call her directly"
dan i dont wanna call her, I wanna call you

dan tony
dan the man, the myth, the legend
Tony I am sorry but I am unable to assist you in this regard. However, Laurie Aquilino is the person, who can resolve your issue.
dan you know, for a potential million dollar lawsuit being on you rhands, your not tyring too hard to help me out
dan are you?
dan do you think your doing a good job, because i think you suck a fat one at customer service
dan well?
dan TONY
dan T
dan O
dan N
dan Y
dan talk to me man, tell me what you would do in my situtation?
Tony Dan, please refrain from using obscene language otherwise I will have to terminate this chat session.
dan what?
dan where is the obscene language
dan you show me where i was obscene and i wil stop
dan and when you say "dan", dont make the "d" a capital
dan i didnt, so why the hell would you?

Tony Dan, is there anything else I can help you with?
dan you can startby typing my name off
dan shit, i didnt mean off, i mean correctly
dan my bad
dan actually shit, your useless
dan i am going to terminate this norelco self help bullshit myself
dan peace tony
Tony Thanks Dan, for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service.
Tony Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[stockciviclx]

Topic: what happens if you swallow a razor made by you?
Adair Hello Bryan. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Adair.
Adair I am sorry, as I cannot assist on your request.
Adair How can I assist you on your request relating to our Norelco products?
Adair I am awaiting your response.
Bryan could the razor cut cheese?
Adair Bryan, please note that our razors have been evalauted and tested only for human facial hair.
Bryan could you test it on cheese for me?
Adair As I have mentioned before, you cannot use our razor on anything else except for human facial hair.
Adair Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Bryan darn cuz i really do need to cut this cheese
Bryan you guys really have no personality either
Bryan if i wanted you to
Bryan could you just chat with me?
Adair I'm sorry but I cannot have personal chat.
Bryan is that against the rules?
Bryan can i inquire how much they pay you to sit up at night and talk to peeps about this
Adair Since there are others who need my help. Can I help you with any of the Norelco products?
Adair I am sorry as I cannot provide any information on your request.
Adair May I be of any further assistance to you regarding our Norelco products?
Bryan wut types of razors do you have
Adair We at Norelco offer a range of Wet and Dry Shaving Systems. The Wet Shaving Systems are popular with men who have sensitive facial skin and the Dry Shaving Systems are popular with men who have normal facial skin.
Bryan what if im a women with a mustache
Adair Bryan, kindly note that our Norelco site have razors and trimmers only for men's facial hair.
Adair May I be of any further assistance to you?
Bryan so your racist towards women well adair this is your mom speaking and well im ashamed of you go to bed without your cookies
Adair Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Adair I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion, Bryan. You will get a note by email of our chat.

[Anonymous]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

funniest thread ever.

"Jeff: you remind me of a dodge aries very slow "

the osama and racist jokes were great too. :lol:

[sm0ky]

i was actin like lil wayne

Question: Razors that work great!

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Al: Hello Wayne. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Al.
Wayne: sup fo shizie al
Wayne: im off the lil heizie
Wayne: i had a quezion fo yazz
Wayne: you dare cuz this lil weizie
Al: Sure, Wayne.
Wayne: alright now man
Al: How may I assist you today?
Wayne: well
Wayne: i was kinda wonderin if i could shave my name in tha back of my head
Wayne: or if that would work
Al: I would have loved to help you with your request, however, Norelco does not recommend the use of the razor on the head since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Wayne: oh alright fo shizie
Wayne: say man
Wayne: are you on here at this time in tha mornin
Wayne: or are you a computer
Al: Yes, I am here to assist you on the Norelco site.
Al: I am a real person.
Wayne: really yo
Wayne: man...
Wayne: thats coo
Wayne: do you drive a honda al
Al: Thanks.
Wayne: no problem
Al: Wayne, I am unable to engage in personal chat.
Wayne: oh fo sho
Wayne: i unda stand
Al: Thank you.
Wayne: so
Wayne: are you at the norelco store
Al: Is there any Norelco query I can assist you with today?
Wayne: well man..
Wayne: i dont know..
Wayne: i like the new razors that have the stuff already in them
Al: That's great.
Wayne: i got the razor as a gift
Wayne: man..
Wayne: is it ever good
Wayne: but
Al: Are you facing any problems with your razor?
Wayne: i cut my eye brow
Wayne: yeah, kinda man
Al: I am sorry to know that you cut your eyebrow while using the razor.
Wayne: i was tryin to shave my eye brow like vinellia ice
Al: Thank you for the information.
Wayne: no problem man
Wayne: that white stuff that comes out of the razor
Wayne: you know what you can use that stuff for man
Al: Are you referring to the Nivea lotion/Gel?
Wayne: yeaa
Wayne: the gel
Wayne: thats a really good product man
Wayne: my wife loves it
Al: Thank you for the compliment, Wayne.
Wayne: she says it does wonders in bed
Al: Okay.
Wayne: ya' see
Wayne: she uses dat stuff as a lubricant
Wayne: if you know that im sayin
Wayne: i don' know though man
Al: Wayne, the Nivea for Men lotion or gel is specially formulated for the Norelco Advantage razor, and should be used with it to give the optimum shave.
Wayne: wow man
Wayne: you needa tell my wife that!!!1
Wayne: she always be usin that in bed
Al: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
Wayne: but i tell her no
Wayne: well
Wayne: thats about it al
Wayne: thanks alot
Al: You are welcome, Wayne.
Wayne: you stay up now
Wayne: you pretty coo guy
Al: Thanks.
Wayne: no problem
Al: Wayne, thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of the page links and services I mentioned.
Al: Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[PREYL00D]

Al is cool :)

[sm0ky]

al owns you

[redVTEC92]

Al: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Al.
Al: How may I assist you today?
redVTEC92: hi, I was shaving my ass and the razor blade broke
redVTEC92: man its like a forrest down there
redVTEC92: Do you have any heavy duty blades?
Al: I am sorry to know that your razor blade is broken.
redVTEC92: It borke into shards and some of them are stuck in my crack
redVTEC92: Can I get a refund?
Al: Norelco does not recommend the particular use of razors on other parts of the body since they have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Al: So that I can help you better, could you please let me know your razor model number?
redVTEC92: Well, how bout I send back the broken blades, they are a bit brown and covered with hair, but its all god
redVTEC92: goos
redVTEC92: good
Al: You can purchase new blades for your razor online or from any of our Authorized Service Centers.
redVTEC92: woo hoo! You know, it took me a whole pack, but I managed to shave my ass clean
redVTEC92: it looks so different now
Al: Could you please let me know your razor model number?
redVTEC92: do you want me to send you a picture of it?
redVTEC92: oh I dont know, the pack has got poon stains on it as well
redVTEC92: Mabey I could send it you and you could clean it up and check it out?
Al: I would like to inform you that I am here to assist you with questions related to the Norelco products such as razors and trimmers listed on our site.
redVTEC92: oh yeah, Im gonna shave my dog with your razor later
redVTEC92: Especially his ass
redVTEC92: its almost as bad as mine
redVTEC92: Do you want to see a picture of my freshly shaved ass? I can email it to you
Al: Please take your razor to any of our Authorized Service Centers where our technical experts will the best people to diagnose your razor and let you know the problem.
Al: I am sending you a page that will help you locate a Service Center near you. You will need to enter your Zip Code and then click on 'Start Locating Service Centers'.
Al: http://www.norelco.com/servicers/
redVTEC92: thanks al, you are the best
Al: You are welcome.
redVTEC92: can I have your email so I can send you a picture of my lean and clean asshole?
Al: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help. Can I help you with any of the Norelco products on the website?
redVTEC92: na thats ok Al, I love you chief
Al: Thanks.
redVTEC92: bye
Al: Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of all the pages, links and services I mentioned.
Al: Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[redVTEC92]

THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THREAD EVER

ROTFLMAO

[boostd]

rofl pappy :lol:

[Allmotor]

Question: which razor

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Jimpson: Aries, I need a new razor.
Aries: Hello Jimpson. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Aries.
Jimpson: I have to shave alot
Jimpson: what should i use
Jimpson: well?
Aries: I would suggest you consult your general physician who can assist you better with your request.
Jimpson: why?
Jimpson: I just want to know what razor to use
Jimpson: what does a physician have to do with it?
Aries: Norelco razors are tested and designed specifically to be used on facial hairs only and not the other parts of the body.
Jimpson: this is for my face!
Jimpson: what were you thinking it was for?
Jimpson: what are you incinuating?
Aries: I am sorry, but as per your initial query it seems as if you were inquiring for a razor to be used on the other parts of the body.
Jimpson: What part sounded like that?
Jimpson: What parts of the body did you think i was talking about?
Jimpson: I know "other" parts, but which?
Aries: Before, I select the right razor that suits your requirements, I would like to let you know that we at Norelco have Wet Shaving system and Dry Shaving Systems.
Jimpson: I know
Jimpson: answer my question
Aries: I select the right razor that suits your requirements, I would like to let you know that we at Norelco have Wet Shaving system and Dry Shaving Systems.
Jimpson: u just said that
Jimpson: now answer me
Aries: The Wet Shaving system is meant for people who possess sensitive skin where as the Dry Shaving System is for people having normal to rough skin.
Jimpson: ok
Jimpson: what part of the body did you think i was talking about?
Aries: I apologize for misunderstanding.
Jimpson: accepted
Jimpson: now what part of the body did you think, just out of curiousity?
Aries: I am sorry, but I cannot indulged into personal conversation.
Jimpson: You aren't
Jimpson: but you said you thought i wanted to use a razor for another part of the body
Jimpson: WHAT PART OF THE BODY
Jimpson: I'm not a sicko
Jimpson: It seems like you like kinky things like that.
Jimpson: I am entitled to your answer, since it was about me.
Aries: How may I further assist you with Norelco because there are others waiting who need my help.
Jimpson: Please answer my question
Jimpson: then tell me which razor
Jimpson: and to have you know, these people just want to mess with you
Aries: Could you please specify you skin conditions whether it is sensitive or normal?
Jimpson: normal
Jimpson: what part of the body
Aries: Thank you for the information.
Jimpson: can i fill out a complaint?
Jimpson: I'm dissapointed in your service
Jimpson: U have neglected to answer my question
Aries: I would suggest you go for the Quadra Action razor which will best suit your requirements.
Jimpson: What about a complaint?
Jimpson: And how much is it?
Aries: The 7885XL Quadra Action razor is priced at $139.99, exclusive of state tax and S&H.
Jimpson: god damn it
Jimpson: that is rape!
Jimpson: im not made out of money
Jimpson: how can you afford that
Jimpson: itsss sooo expensive
Jimpson: i'll shave with a pocket knife before this
Jimpson: GOD DAMN IT
Aries: I understand your concern about the cost factor of the product but the quality of ahve it provides is tremendous.
Jimpson: ahve?
Jimpson: what the hell kinda word is that?
Aries: I am sorry for mispell.
Jimpson: Please let me fill out a complaint, your service is horrendous
Jimpson: I think I should be compensated for this.
Jimpson: You accuse me of using the razor in dirty ways.
Jimpson: You don't answer my question
Jimpson: What kind of establishment is this?
Jimpson: Please compensate me.
Aries: I apologize for the mistake.
Jimpson: That isn't compensation, that is a petty apology
Jimpson: I need some kind of free product.
Jimpson: Do you have a customer service line, this is unacceptable!
Jimpson: Listen, I have places to go, things to do, facial hair to shave...
Aries: I would like you to contact one of our customer care specialists. Our Customer Care Center phone number is 800-243-3050. Hours are between 7 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern time, Monday through Friday, and 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
Jimpson: Can you hurry this up
Jimpson: Thank you.
Jimpson: Now go tend to your other customers
Aries: You are most welcome.
Jimpson: You lackluster support "tech"
Jimpson: Bah!

[Anonymous]

way to go bringin up an old thread

[avus///M3]

way to go bringin up an old thread
STFU NEWBIE

[Anonymous]

???

[Nuffice]

Its still funny. good work :lol:

[Anonymous]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

this is still the funniest thread ever.

[redVTEC92]

way to go bringin up an old thread
STFU NEWBIE


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Strider]

These are kind've funny I suppose:

Topic: Da bem razor beads a bam da boom my kin.
Aries Hello Jim. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Aries.
Jim Bob a Doo A dere a tweet-a-li-d, i got dem bam razor booms on my kins lesion..some bam a blade rub bu booo skin down bone...burns...y?
Aries Could you please rephrase your query in English?
Jim Bob a Doo alto...them bam lesions stuck on neck side rubbing harsh ely dooo
Jim Bob a Doo i taid, them der lesions razor blade burn neck side, ouch
Jim Bob a Doo y?
Jim Bob a Doo is there a prob wit goin down ugly side skin shave a badly woo in the ya ya..you know..
Jim Bob a Doo blush cheek talkin up ta down skiddy bob about the shave ya ya..person all secret to lam do boom
Jim Bob a Doo ello?
Jim Bob a Doo phrase diff yo sku bum?
Jim Bob a Doo aite
Jim Bob a Doo razor...um..skiddly..no...razor burn skin, bumps smaking skin neck side
Jim Bob a Doo help
Jim Bob a Doo ahh ta hell wit razor burning neck scant do ba doo wipit wow wow
Jim Bob a Doo ello?
Aries I would suggest you please rephrase your question in English because we provide only in English.
Jim Bob a Doo oh
Jim Bob a Doo me neck side burn wit da razor slash
Jim Bob a Doo i skiddly do my neck wit da razor side sharp...burn bu burn burn neck side..bumps cover nasty neck..
Jim Bob a Doo ask aries fix it problem wit a enter net tek talk
Jim Bob a Doo ello?
Jim Bob a Doo english aint goodly nuff eh? norelco tek talk trans the biddly bum boom...i bout skiddatle 'n les piddly poom a ant swer fact
Aries Yes, I am there with you.
Jim Bob a Doo helpin out din'ly bear
Jim Bob a Doo plese
Aries Jim, I am sorry, but I cannot assist you because I do not follow the language you are trying to communicate with me.
Jim Bob a Doo shit dattle le dum!!!!!!!!!
Jim Bob a Doo sory
Jim Bob a Doo speek beter
Aries Please rephrase your query in English.
Jim Bob a Doo kay
Jim Bob a Doo k
Jim Bob a Doo My molecular biology and life science research suggest that the product you provide doesn't neccessarly meet the needs of the CIA, is this true?
Jim Bob a Doo Also, the Johns Hopkins Stereotactic Radiosurgery for Brain Tumors and AVM shows evidence that Norelco products contain cancerous causing agents.
Jim Bob a Doo You will have to be shut down and subjected to an intense investigation.
Jim Bob a Doo Are you qualified decision maker within you company, Mr. Greek God of War.
Jim Bob a Doo ?
Aries Our Norelco razors are designed specifically to suit the requirements of the users.
Aries I understand your concern and would like you to contact one of our customer care specialists. Our Customer Care Center phone number is 800-243-3050. Hours are between 7 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern time, Monday through Friday, and 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
Aries Thanks Jim, for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of the page links and services I mentioned.
Aries Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

and

Topic: Everytime I shave my face with your razor, my penis gets hard and stays that way for at least an hour. Why?
Betty Hello and welcome to Norelco’s Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty. Thank you for contacting us.
PenisProblem Answer?
Betty I understand your concern and would like you to contact one of our customer care specialists. Our Customer Care Center phone number is 800-243-3050. Hours are between 7 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern time, Monday through Friday, and 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
PenisProblem WTF...I thought that's what I was doing right here.
PenisProblem What's the point of this service if you can't even attempt at answering a question that I provide you.
PenisProblem Don't give me the run around please.
PenisProblem This is an annoying problem.
Betty I apologize, but we online are not the right peson to answer these issues.
PenisProblem May I ask another question then.
PenisProblem Since you were unable to service me on the last one.
Betty The customer care specialists at our Customer Care Center will be pleased to assist you.
PenisProblem Well?
Betty They are the right people to attent such issues.
Betty Please accept my apology for any inconvenience caused.
PenisProblem I asked if I could ask you another question. How can you possibly help anyone if you con't even pay attention to what the customer has to say.
PenisProblem May I ask another question, since you were unable to service me on my last question?
Betty Certainly.
PenisProblem Is Jesus Christ your personal savior?
Betty I am sorry again, but I am here to assist you on questions related to Norelco products.
PenisProblem This is related.
Betty I understand.
PenisProblem You see, as I'm reading the bible and shaving my face, people say I resemble Jesus. I was wondering, if a lot of people get this occurance. And if so, would you accept me as your personal savior, since your grand product produces such a wonderful affect on me. Maybe I am him reborn eh?
PenisProblem Though I don't beleive Jesus shaved. If Jesus did shave, do you think he would use Norelco?
PenisProblem And if so, do you think he would get razor burn? I get that sometimes....how do you prevent that? How do you think Jesus would prevent that>
PenisProblem Would he sing online and ask you?
PenisProblem Razor burn is horrible.
PenisProblem sing = sign online
Betty I can see your questions to be out of my support boundaries and I am unable to answer them.
PenisProblem What?
PenisProblem You can't answer why I get razor burn?
Betty You may please contact the department I referred to.
PenisProblem Are you not reading what I say again? This customer support is sorely lacking if so...
Betty I have been through all your messages.
Betty I extremely apologize for not being of help to you.
Betty Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of the page links and services I mentioned.
PenisProblem And you have to refer me to another dept. in order to explain to me why razor burn occurs?
Betty Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[Anonymous]

way to go bringin up an old thread
STFU NEWBIE


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

wow i guess i was OWNED huh? :roll:

[Anonymous]

:lol: :lol: :lol: strider ur first one was pretty funny

"Jim Bob a Doo Are you qualified decision maker within you company, Mr. Greek God of War." :lol: :lol: :lol:

[B18C5er]

forgive me if shit sux, i'm a bit tired right now and can't thing straight.

Question: How does this thing werk?

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PreyL00D: hey hey
PreyL00D: helooo
PreyL00D: ??
Betty: Hello and welcome to Norelco’s Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty. Thank you for contacting us.
PreyL00D: took you long enough
PreyL00D: i have a problem
PreyL00D: i don't know where to put the batteries in my razor thingie
PreyL00D: i bought a pack of size C batteries and i can't find the hole for them
Betty: I am sorry for the delay.
Betty: Unfortunately, the schematics for replacing the razor batteries are not available online.
PreyL00D: wy not?
Betty: You may contact our authorized service location for getting the batteries replaced.
PreyL00D: no, i can't wait that long
PreyL00D: you've got to help me betty
PreyL00D: my ass can't wait any longer
PreyL00D: IT MUST BE SHAVED!!!!!
PreyL00D: i can barely sit down anymore, it's like sitting on a stack of hay
PreyL00D: you take too long to reply
Betty: I request you to be patient as I answer your questions.
PreyL00D: but i can't stands it no more!!
Betty: No problem, I understand your concern. In that case I would like you to contact one of our customer care specialists. Our Customer Care Center phone number is 800-243-3050. Hours are between 7 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern time, Monday through Friday, and 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
PreyL00D: but it's in dire need of a shave now
PreyL00D: i can't sleep with my ass hair pricking the hell outta me
PreyL00D: come on
PreyL00D: you answa slow
PreyL00D: come on, my ass hairs are growing as we speak
Betty: I apologize for any inconvenience caused.
PreyL00D: pls pay attention, i'm not paying you $6.50 an hour to slack off
Betty: I have referred you to a department who deals with issues like yours.
PreyL00D: me no speaka anglais
PreyL00D: au revoir

[boostd]

way to go bringin up an old thread
STFU NEWBIE


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

wow i guess i was OWNED huh? :roll:

i guess u were... yes... yes u were... ::looks around::

[Anonymous]

:nodno:

[S2-Raw]

Question: It burns

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Darren: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Darren.
Darren: How may I help you?
GS-Raw: Hello Darren
GS-Raw: What can I do it burns?
Darren: I'm sorry, but I don't understand your question. Could you please give me some further information?
GS-Raw: The area I shaved burns.
Darren: I am sorry to know that.
GS-Raw: Yeah don't ever shave your nuts
Darren: I would like to inform you that our razors take 2-3 weeks to adjust to your facial skin.
GS-Raw: No, I use the razor for my ass and my nut sack
Darren: Norelco does not recommend to use our razors on other body parts.
Darren: Our razors are only evaluated on facial hair.
GS-Raw: But I use the one that dispenses that cum stuff?
Darren: All our razors are evaluated on facial hair.
Darren: Please stop using the razor to shave other body parts.
GS-Raw: Well then what do YOU use for that "hard to reach" Ass-Fro?
Darren: I cannot answer that particular question.
GS-Raw: How about I come over and shave your nuts. Would you be able to tell me then?
Darren: I regret that we cannot continue this chat session. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.

[95civicex]

Jack: maybe i have sensative skin?
Jack: because when I wipe my ass with anything but Charmin Ultra Soft, I gotta
walk like a freakin bow-legged whore, i hate that!
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[Racedastreetz]

Topic: I got a qeustion about shaving ?????
mike Hello betty
mike how r u ???
Betty Hello Mike, and welcome to Norelco’s Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty. Thank you for contacting us.
Betty I am fine, thank you.
Betty How are you doing today?
mike ohh betty
Betty Please put forward your request.
mike well when using ur razor and I had a probem
Betty I will be pleased to assist you.
Betty I am sorry to know that.
mike its ok
mike well i was shaving my private areas and well i have razor burn on my butt and well my cock
mike betty
mike help please
mike betty ur a twat
mike ur a twat
Betty Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
mike ok well it shaved me good but it burns
Betty Mike, I am sorry, but our razors are for shaing facial hair.
Betty I understand your deep concern and would like you to contact one of our customer care specialists. Our Customer Care Center phone number is 800-243-3050. Hours are between 7 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern time, Monday through Friday, and 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
mike so i used ur lotion to help it and i rubbed it all over my balls and johnson and used it to jerk-off and well
Betty Mike, I have been very formal and request you to keep away from obscene words and scenario.
mike now and its real itchy and it burns when i pee
Betty I will have to terminate this chat session.
mike ok sorry betty
mike i am very sorry
Betty No problem.
mike and i seem to have some sort of worts on my private areas
Betty maybe you should consult with a doctor
mike well this happened after i used ur razor and lotion
Betty thats very strange I have never heard that before
mike well i used the razor to shave them off and now it wont stop bleeding
mike and the worts are spreading all over my private areas
mike well i need them removed will u help pay ???
mike use pay-pal
Betty I have referred you to a department where all your question will be taken care of.
lor="#000000">Betty Wish you a good night.
Betty Mike, I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

[Anonymous]

mike and i seem to have some sort of worts on my private areas
Betty maybe you should consult with a doctor
mike well this happened after i used ur razor and lotion
Betty thats very strange I have never heard that before
mike well i used the razor to shave them off and now it wont stop bleeding
mike and the worts are spreading all over my private areas
mike well i need them removed will u help pay ???
mike use pay-pal


:lol: :lol: :lol:

['88juiced5.0]

Holy shit, I am dying here. This might be be favorite thread ever. :lol: :lol: :lol:i think im gonna agree... :lol: :lol: :lol: poor poor norelco ........oh ya love the sig......bullit tooth tony rocks

[Racedastreetz]

This is a great thing its so funny to fuck wit these ppl :lol: :lol: !!!!!

[SilverStreak]

Anyone ever have any other sites we can screw with...does Gillete have one?

[SkOObYWRX]

norelco getting owned again
Question: hau can i fix?

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John: Hello Dr. Laden. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is John.
Dr.Laden: hallo?
Dr.Laden: hi
John: Could you please provide me with more details about your request?
Dr.Laden: i am in of a need for servise
Dr.Laden: my nerolco dont wrk
John: I will surely help you in locating a Service Center.
Dr.Laden: my quadra action
Dr.Laden: no
John: To help me locate a Service Center near you, could you please provide me with your City, State and ZIP code?
Dr.Laden: wua?
Dr.Laden: do u know if norelco shabe cream can help in biologicul warfere?
Dr.Laden: hallo?
Dr.Laden: ok sorri
John: I am sorry, but can you please let me know how I can be of your assistance.
Dr.Laden: Kuwait, Arabia 302
Dr.Laden: is ther norelco nearbi?
John: Thanks for the information.
Dr.Laden: can ai use jizz for crem?
John: I would like to let you know that Norelco Service Centers are currently located only in the US. However, Rechargeable Norelco razors can be serviced outside the United States at Philips service locations, recognized by the Philips trademark name “Philishave.”
Dr.Laden: it com in pakage?
Dr.Laden: i canot reciev pakages
John: I am sorry, but currently we do not ship products outside US.
John: Dr. Laden, you can get in touch with Philips Service Locations in your country. They will be able to help you.
Dr.Laden: can ai pick itup?
Dr.Laden: i have plains
Dr.Laden: i can fly to norelco
John: You can surely buy our products In the United States. You can also get them through your friends and relatives staying in the US.
John: Is there anything else that I can assist you with?
Dr.Laden: ai go to nerest norelco yes
Dr.Laden: oh yes bery true
Dr.Laden: u ar so generous and awesoem
John: Thank you.
Dr.Laden: well i will be shavin wit nerolco soon
Dr.Laden: i hav filming tu do
John: I am sure you will love it.
Dr.Laden: i am famous in kuwait i am a rapper
John: I am glad to know that.
Dr.Laden: many shows oh so many shows
John: Can I be of any further assistance, Dr. Laden?
Dr.Laden: john, yo yo yo i shave my beard like i mow the lawn
Dr.Laden: yo yo
Dr.Laden: chaka khan
Dr.Laden: in da house w00t
John: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help. Can I help you with any of the Norelco products on the website?
Dr.Laden: peace out playa
Dr.Laden: toke it easy
Dr.Laden: dis al-kaiduh krew
John: I would again like to inform you that I am here to assist you with issues related to Norelco. How may I be of further help with issues related to Norelco?
John: I am still waiting for your response.
John: Dr. Laden, thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I hope that I have been of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of all the pages, links and services I mentioned.
John: Please feel free to visit us again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Dr.Laden: whos that guy?
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[SilverStreak]

That last one sucked bigtime....played out :roll: :roll:

[Anonymous]

That last one sucked bigtime....played out :roll: :roll:

naw it wasn't bad. :lol:

Dr.Laden: john, yo yo yo i shave my beard like i mow the lawn
Dr.Laden: yo yo
Dr.Laden: chaka khan
Dr.Laden: in da house w00t

[Anonymous]

*bump*

[Racedastreetz]

I cant beleve someone revived this thread !!

[blaze16]

my first one was the best :lol:

[-=Supreme1=-]

Holy shit, I thought this topic was dead already, I tried calling it at work, and they were already wise to it..... Ha HA HA

[C-Murder]

this tread is fuckin hilarious! :lol:

[Logan]

Question: What is that white stuff?

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Big Dong: hey darren
Darren: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Darren.
Big Dong: iknow
Big Dong: what is that white stuff?
Darren: I’m sorry, but I don’t understand your question. Could you please give me some further information?
Big Dong: that comes out of that razor thingy
Big Dong: what is it
Darren: I would like you to know that our Advantage wet razors sports the feature of dispensing shaving lotion that sets up the beard for an exceptionally close shave that leaves the face feeling smooth and refreshed.
Big Dong: dont you find that kinda homoerotic?
Big Dong: are we having a convo here or what darren? i'm not too happy with your preformance. you type slow as a motherfucker.
Big Dong: hello............................
Darren: Please refrain from using abusive language or else I have to terminate this chat session.
Big Dong: i'm sorry
Big Dong: forgive me?
Big Dong: i'm lonely
Big Dong: and you seem like just the kind of norelco guy i need in my life
Big Dong: would you like to shave me darren?
Big Dong: ok
Big Dong: and you arent there
Big Dong: i thought we had something
Big Dong: something specia;
Big Dong: special
Big Dong: i need you right now darren
Big Dong: tell me i'm special
Darren: Well, the Advantage razors uses the Nivea shaving lotion or gel which specially formulated to give less irritation.
Big Dong: are you fucking serious?
Big Dong: thats all you have to say
Big Dong: why are you doing this darren?
Big Dong: i made scramby eggs
Big Dong: i can fix this
Darren: For your reference I am sending you a page which features our new and improved Advantage razors. Please review it.
Darren: http://www.consumer.philips.co...tage_2002
Big Dong: you know what
Big Dong: no
Big Dong: i dont care about your little website
Darren: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of the page link I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Darren: Please feel free to visit us again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[Anonymous]

Question: Problem Shaving

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Imafagg: Hello?
Adair: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Adair.
Imafagg: Hi, my name is Imafagg
Adair: I am sorry Imafagg.
Imafagg: For what?
Imafagg: lol

Thats just some, the rest gotta really invloved.

[Anonymous]

Topic: Problem Shaving
Imafagg Hello?
Adair Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Adair.
Imafagg Hi, my name is Imafagg
Adair I am sorry Imafagg.
Imafagg For what?
Imafagg lol
Imafagg Hello?
Adair So that I can assist you, can you please let me the problem your facing with your razor?
Imafagg Ok, well i was shaving my pubic hairs and it seems the hairs get stuck in the blade
Imafagg i should i prevent this
Imafagg How Should*
Adair I would like to inform you that our razors have only been tested and evaluated only on facial hair.
Imafagg well, the hair on my face is the same thickness has my pubic hair
Imafagg so its the same really
Imafagg Why do you take so long to answer me
Imafagg hellloo!!!
Imafagg You guys suck
Imafagg Hello!!!
Adair I would like to inform you that our razors are been evaluated and tested only for facial hair.
Imafagg ok?
Imafagg my facial hair is the same has my pubic hair
Imafagg that doesn't solve my problem
Adair I am sorry, but as I have mentioned before that our razors are tested only for facial hair.
Imafagg why do you guys give suck indirect answers
Imafagg you suck at this care support
Imafagg im gonna kill myself
Imafagg Swollow a fucking razor
Imafagg from Norelco
Imafagg How do you feel about that
Imafagg Im gonna kill mySELF!! CAUSE OF YOU!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Adair I am sorry for the inconvenience caused to you.
Imafagg ya
Imafagg im gonna die now
Imafagg cause of you
Imafagg I hope you can live with the GUILT!
Imafagg "MAN DIES CAUSE NORECLO CARE SERVISE PERSON DIDN"T GIVE A SHIT"
Imafagg thats what the Ny Times is gonna say
Imafagg watch
Adair But I would suggest you to refriain from using abusive language, otherwise I will have to disconnect from the chat.
Imafagg So then give me a answer
Imafagg Why does my pubic hair get stuck in the razor blade
Imafagg cause when i shave mym face the same thing happens
Imafagg more so with my pubic hair
Imafagg YO
Imafagg im going to kill myself
Imafagg now
Imafagg BYE CRUEL WORLD
Imafagg I HATE YOU!!!
Imafagg I bet you don't even know my Name?
Imafagg HELLO
Imafagg can i please get your ID or something so i can report you to noreclo?
Adair Please wait a moment while I call my supervisor to attend your call.
Imafagg ok good
Adair Hi. This is Raven here.
Adair How may I assist you?
Imafagg Who are you?
Adair I am Adair's supervisor.
Imafagg Your name is Raven?
Adair Please let me know your question that I can assist you with.
Adair Yes.,
Imafagg Your mother named you Ravan?
Imafagg She on crack or something?
Imafagg Anyway...back to the problem
Imafagg My pubic hair keeps getting stuck in the razor
Adair I would like to inform you that Norelco razors are designed to shave facial hair only.
Imafagg i understand that...like the asshoel before you said the same thing, but it happens on my face too
Imafagg the hair on my face is the same as my pubes
Imafagg So whats the problem i am having
Adair I am sorry to know that you are facing such a problem with the Norelco razor.
Imafagg i kno
Imafagg im pissed
Imafagg i paid a lot of money for this thing and now its doing this
Adair Could you please let me know when you purchased your razor?
Imafagg Last week
Adair I would suggest you follow the shaving instructions as mentioned in the 'Use and care Guide' that you received along with the razor.
Imafagg I did
Imafagg i also tried differnt types of Shaving Cream
Imafagg nothing works
Adair It will take approximately 3-4 weeks for your skin to adjust to the new shaving system.
Imafagg i tried going at the hair at differnt angles
Imafagg thats bullshit, don't lie to me
Imafagg its not the skin thats having problem, don't you listin
Imafagg THe HAIR is getting stuck
Imafagg the long stringy things
Imafagg The skin has no problem
Adair If you are not fully satisfied with the performance of the razor, you have an option of getting a complete refund within 60 days of the purchase.
Imafagg im not doing all that, im gonna waste my time send that stuff back
Imafagg cause you guys don't know how to give the right teck support
Imafagg and tell me whats wrong
Adair I would also like to inform you that we provide basic information on the razors and trimmers avaiable on the site and help you choose a razor that suits your requirements.
Imafagg all i want to do is shave my pubic hair
Imafagg so i my girl can deepthroat my cock without getting floss stuck in her teeth
Adair As I mentioned earlier, Norelco razors are designed to shave facial hair only.
Imafagg Listin to me
Imafagg MY FACIAL HAIR IS EXACTLY THE SAME
Imafagg what part of that don't you fuckin understand
Imafagg let me talk to your boss
Imafagg I can see your no better then Adair
Adair Please refrain from using obscene language, or else I will be forced to terminate the chat session.
Imafagg You don't like me using those words?
Adair In case you also want to get your razor checked for any defects, I would suggest you take your razor to one of our Authorized Service Centers where our technical experts can diagnose and repair it for you.
Imafagg oh give me a firggan break
Adair I am sending you a page that will help you locate a Service Center near you. On the page I send, you will need to enter your Zip code and then click on 'Start Locating Service Centers' in order to locate a Service
Imafagg im gonna bring my razror to get repaired
Imafagg it isn't a car
Imafagg fuck the page
Imafagg i don't wan it
Imafagg Yo Raven
Imafagg Have you ever shaved your pubic hair with a norelco product?
Adair I am sorry, but I will have to terminate this chat session as their are other who need our online help.
Imafagg Noo
Imafagg i need help
Imafagg Come on
Imafagg I asked you a question
Adair I have suggested you take your razor to the Authorized Service Center as our technical experts there would be able to diagnose your razor and let you know if there is something wrong with it.
Imafagg ok
Imafagg What about the question about you shaving with a Norelco Product
Adair They are the right people to repair the razor if it has a problem.
Imafagg Do other ppl have the same problem has me
Imafagg with pubic hair shaving?
Adair We receive such complaints about Norelco razors very rarely.
Imafagg you sure about that?
Adair Yes.
Imafagg I think your lieing to me
Adair I would suggest you take your razor to one of our Authorized Service Centers where you can get some help with your razor.
Adair I am sending you a page that will help you locate a Service Center near you. On the page I send, you will need to enter your Zip code and then click on 'Start Locating Service Centers' in order to locate a Service Center close to you.
Imafagg How come the weboard for the norelco products there is like 20% of the members have problems shaving their pubic hair
Imafagg 20% is a big portion
Adair http://www.consumer.philips.com/global/b2c/norelco/servicelocator/service_locator.jhtml?divId=NOR&_DARGS=%2Fglobal%2 Fb2c%2Fnorelco%2Fcustomercare%2Ffragments%2Fcustca re_owner_links.jhtml.4_A&_DAV=
Imafagg Is that a porno site?
Adair We are not aware of any such site.
Imafagg Your kidding me...you don't know what a porno site is?
Adair On the page that I have sent you, after you enter your Zip Code and click on 'Start Locating Service Centers, you will receive a list of all the Service Centers in your area together with the respective telephone numbers.
Imafagg umm the page you sent me takes me to a site of "gay young males having sex"
Imafagg that doesn't look like the Servise center
Imafagg I think your site was hacked
Adair Okay. I am sorry but I will have to terminate this session now.
Imafagg Your not sorry
Imafagg Yo
Imafagg Can you answer me one more question
Adair Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of the page links and services I mentioned.

[poweredbyhonda17]

i am about to do one

[poweredbyhonda17]

Question: How exactly does this work?

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Al: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Al.
Al: How may I assist you today?
Al: I am awaiting your response.
ouch my wee wee: hey what's goin on
ouch my wee wee: yea uh today (this is kinda embarrassing) but i have noone else to talk to
Al: Is there any Norelco query I can assist you with today?
ouch my wee wee: i used your trimmer deal to shorten my "long hair down there"
ouch my wee wee: then after that i followed it with your electric shaver that likes gizze's or whatever
ouch my wee wee: and then like all of a sudden it went haywire
ouch my wee wee: then the little devil like broke a blade and it cut about half through my "johnson"
ouch my wee wee: i can't get ahold of 911, can you tell me how to stitch up my "cock" and possibly save it from being severed?
ouch my wee wee: AL, are you there for me?
Al: I am still here.
ouch my wee wee: is there anyone there that can help?
ouch my wee wee: ok
Al: We understand that Norelco razors are sometimes used to shave the head and other parts of the body.
Al: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
ouch my wee wee: so AL, what do you like, i like long walks on the beach, camping, and shaving
ouch my wee wee: u can't recommend i mow my pubes with it?
ouch my wee wee: but i thought since of the razors shoots load it would be OK
ouch my wee wee: like the razor and my "tinkler" both shoot load, i thought they would get along good.. ya dig?
Al: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
ouch my wee wee: umm what kind of car do you drive?
ouch my wee wee: o and wanna cyber?
Al: I am sorry, but I am unable to engage in personal chat.
Al: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help. Can I help you with any of the Norelco products on the website?
ouch my wee wee: hell no cousin please.....


Al the razor guy is the man

[Anonymous]

ouch my wee wee: like the razor and my "tinkler" both shoot load, i thought they would get along good.. ya dig?

:lol: :lol: :lol:

[GonePostal]

Question: What colors do the razors come in?

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KKK: hi
Al: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Al.
Al: Thank you for your question.
KKK: how are you?
Al: I am fine, thank you.
KKK: so what colors do the razors come in?
KKK: hello?
Al: Give me a moment to provide you with the information.
KKK: ok
KKK: has it been a moment yet?
Al: Thank you for your patience.
Al: I am sorry about the delay.
Al: Our Norelco razors come in wide range of colors.
Al: We have a range of dry and wet razors. The dry razors like the Quadra Action and Spectra razors are popular among men with normal skin and the wet razors - Advantage are popular among men with sensitive skin and those who like the feeling of a wet shave.
Al: Which one would you prefer?
KKK: both
KKK: what colors do they come in?
Al: We have the Spectra, Quadra, Reflex, Micro Action razors under the dry series of razors.
Al: I am sending you a page with information on the dry razors.
Al: Please review the same.
Al: http://www.consumer.philips.co...DryRazors
KKK: ok, can you just tell me if they come in white?
Al: The page I have sent across will appear on a seperate window.
KKK: I didn't get a page
Al: Give me a moment, please.
Al: Thank you.
KKK: thank you for what?
Al: We have the Advantage razors under the wet series of razors that come in white.
Al: Thank you for your patience.
KKK: can I see it?
Al: I am sending you a page with information and pictures on the Advantage razors.
Al: Please review the same.
Al: http://www.consumer.philips.co...tage_2002
Al: Did you receive the page I just sent across?
KKK: I clicked on the link
Al: The page will appear on a seperate window.
Al: I will also be sending you a little note by email of the page links and services I mentioned.
KKK: what the hell is that cum coming out of it?
KKK: hello?
KKK: what is that?
KKK: I don't want a razor shoot cum all over my skin
KKK: do you have any rzors that aren't gay?
Al: It is the nivea for men shaving lotion that is used along with the Advantage razor.
KKK: Is that stuff like pepheration h?
Al: The Nivea for Men shaving lotion or gel sets up your beard for an unexpectedly close, refreshing wet shave.
KKK: does it relieve the burning?
Al: The Advantage razors are best suited for men with sensitive skin.
Al: Is this all the information you were looking for?
KKK: I have sensitive skin, my ass burns and itches all the time
Al: Okay.
KKK: can I use it for my ass?
KKK: it really burns
KKK: especially right after I have the runs
Al: Norelco does not recommend the use of razors on other parts of the body or on the head as these razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Al: I'm sorry but I must limit our chat because there are others who need my help. Can I help you with any of the Norelco products on the website?
KKK: oh damn, ok
KKK: can I use the lotion as a lubricant?
Al: You cannot use the lotion as a lubricant.
Al: Can I assist you any further?
KKK: oh damn, ok, because my girlfriend is real dry and it's like a dried up piece of leather
Al: Is there anything else I can assist you with today?
KKK: do you have any other razors in white?
Al: We only have the Advantage razors in white color.
Al: Can I assist you any further?
KKK: that's racism
KKK: pregudice against white razors
Al: Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I will send you a little note by email of the page links and services I mentioned. Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[Quad-Damage]

Mine I was Playing a gay guy

Question: mY BALLS SMELL BAD After i use my norelco on them, to take the hair off, what should i do?

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Betty: Hello and welcome to Norelco’s Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty. Thank you for contacting us.
Myballssmell: my boyfirend says my balls smell bad
Myballssmell: i only shave them 4 times a week
Myballssmell: he dosn'
Myballssmell: t like it when they smell bad
Myballssmell: what should i do?
Betty: I am sorry, but I do not have an answer to this particular issue. But, I will provide you the contact number of Customer Care Center wher you will be assisted.
Betty: Our Customer Care Center phone number is 800-243-3050. Hours are between 7 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern time, Monday through Friday, and 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
Myballssmell: Betty Are the Norel Co Making the things smell bad
Betty: Can I be of any further assistance?
Myballssmell: do they add any kinda of smell to the products
Myballssmell: think some airfresher would help? Like spray some on my balls and some on the razor
Myballssmell: Hello are you there?
Betty: Yes, I am there with you.
Myballssmell: What would a man like yourself do
Myballssmell: Man to man, what should i do>
Myballssmell: I love the feel of fresh shaved nutz and it's so much fun in the bed
Betty: I am sorry, but I will have to limit our chat session for today.
Myballssmell: but the smell it's just bad
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

I Think i pissed her off LOL

[Quad-Damage]

Question: Do u have any signs or anything u can add to the razor

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Joe Bobinondaknob: hello Betty
Betty: Hello Joe, and welcome to Norelco’s Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty. Thank you for contacting us.
Joe Bobinondaknob: Can I buy ingraved razors with a sign or something on them
Joe Bobinondaknob: Like the Mexican Flag or something like that?
Betty: I understand your need to have a razor with emborsed design.
Joe Bobinondaknob: yes i would really really like that
Betty: Unfortunately, we do not have any particular series of razors you wish to purchase.
Joe Bobinondaknob: My brother he is in the KKK and Im mexican and so is he, it's kinda funny, but could u put one with a KKK and one with the flag?
Joe Bobinondaknob: Couldn't you just like tell the guys who are making it to put it on
Joe Bobinondaknob: i will pay the extra money
Joe Bobinondaknob: it's what about $1.00 extra right?
Joe Bobinondaknob: Sticker or Emborsea?
Betty: Joe, I realize your request and would like you to contact one of our customer care specialists. Our Customer Care Center phone number is 800-243-3050.
Betty: Hours are between 7 a.m. and 9 p.m. Eastern time, Monday through Friday, and 8 a.m. to 5 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
Joe Bobinondaknob: I would much rather talk to a pretty women like yourself
Joe Bobinondaknob: and they arn't open right now, so can you help me?
Joe Bobinondaknob: I'll slip you a $5.00 Bill if you can do this for me
Joe Bobinondaknob: Just one with the KKK and One with a Mexican Flag on it
Betty: I am sorry, but I am unable to assist you as this is something our Customer Care Center can assist you with.
Joe Bobinondaknob: can't you just like open a box of one and do it for me and u can keep the money
Joe Bobinondaknob: no one got's to know about it
Betty: Is there anything else I can assist you with?
Joe Bobinondaknob: U got any All Black Razorz
Joe Bobinondaknob: I would like to help you betty, is there anything I can do for you?
Joe Bobinondaknob: Do you need help with anything sweet thing?
Joe Bobinondaknob: Did you Leave me betty just like my 5 other wifes
Betty: We do have razors with black color.
Betty: I am still there with you.
Joe Bobinondaknob: I like it when your with me
Joe Bobinondaknob: i enjoy talking to such a fine women at such a late hour
Joe Bobinondaknob: razors are one of my favorite hobbyes
Joe Bobinondaknob: sorry about my spelling my 8th grade teacher never showed me how to spell some words
Betty: I am sorry but I will have to limit our chat session for today.
Joe Bobinondaknob: Your Such a Cock Tease
Betty: Joe, I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.


She is such a cock tease

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BEST THREAD EVER!!!!

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Question: specs on teh razor

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DlCkBeater: hello
DlCkBeater: ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????

Murphy: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My
name is Murphy.

DlCkBeater: did your parents hate you?

DlCkBeater: anyways...

DlCkBeater: i love your razor!

Murphy: Please let me know how you would like me to address you as
and also let me know your query.

DlCkBeater: i can eat my girlfriend now without getting scuff

DlCkBeater: anyways

DlCkBeater: how much does a replacement battery cost?

DlCkBeater: hello??????????

DlCkBeater: wthat the fuck

DlCkBeater: this isnt customer service

Murphy: Could you please let me know the model number of your product?

DlCkBeater: i'm at work, why the hell would i have a razor at work

DlCkBeater: its the one that squirts

DlCkBeater: the cum

DlCkBeater: lotion*

Murphy: Also I would reuqest you to refrain from using obscene language, or else I will have to terminate the chat.

DlCkBeater: sorry!

DlCkBeater: i thought i was beating my wife again... i better not

DlCkBeater: do they use 12voltdc?

DlCkBeater: cause my wifes dildo's battery ran out and i was needing a new battery

DlCkBeater: so i took it out of the razor

Murphy: Our razors use the 110V - 220V automatic voltage.

DlCkBeater: wow

DlCkBeater: she'll love that!

Murphy: Can I assist you any further?

DlCkBeater: do you think the battery would be good in a 2ft long king-kong dildo?

DlCkBeater: cause your products are great

DlCkBeater: and they should give a great orgasm as well

Murphy: This is the last time I am requesting you to refrain from using obscene language.

DlCkBeater: define obscene

Murphy: You can search the internet for the information.

DlCkBeater: where i grew up, the preacher taught me how to say fuck, shit, hell...etc

DlCkBeater: so thats not obsene

Murphy: Thank you and have a nice day.
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Question: qusting your razor

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DlCkBeater: whats the voltage on your razor?

Adair: Hello Dick. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Adair.

Adair: Thank you for your question.

DlCkBeater: Adair....

DlCkBeater: Ad, Air

DlCkBeater: my dildo takes 5c batteries

DlCkBeater: i need to know the same

Adair: So that I can assist you, can you please let me know the model number for which you wish to know the voltage?

DlCkBeater: i'm at work, i dont have my moddle number

DlCkBeater: its' the one that squirts

DlCkBeater: do you squirt?

DlCkBeater: i do

DlCkBeater: anyways./..

Adair: Okay. Can you please let me know the name of your razor?

DlCkBeater: ok

DlCkBeater: norleco trimmer tT990

DlCkBeater: T for titties

DlCkBeater: and tank..... IT TANK ASS AND IT TANK PUSSY!

DlCkBeater: tank as in stank

DlCkBeater: anyways...

Adair: Dick, the trimmer T-990 has world wide voltage.

DlCkBeater: did you just call me dick?

DlCkBeater: A DICCK>!@?

Adair: Yes, Dick.

DlCkBeater: i dont appreciate that

DlCkBeater: please say your sorry

DlCkBeater: its MR. Beater to you, peon

Adair: Can I be of any furher assistance to you, Mr. Beater?

DlCkBeater: whats world wide voltage??

DlCkBeater: i'm a electronics student and there is NO world wide VOLTAGE

DlCkBeater: theres AC, and DC

DlCkBeater: likethe band

DlCkBeater: your making up things just to shut me up arent you

DlCkBeater: is my DICK to big for your MOuth@?

Adair: The world wide voltage refers to have universal voltage that automatically converts internally to work on 100 to 240V.

DlCkBeater: is it a crime to be named dick?

DlCkBeater: dc or ac?

Adair: Is there anything else I can assist you with?

DlCkBeater: i'm going to eurpoe and they use a different voltage cause
they're backwards, is there an adaptor to convert the voltage difference?

Adair: I am sorry, I comment on that.

Adair: You need to check at a electric store for the same.

DlCkBeater: where the fuck is the electric store?

Adair: We do not have the adaptor online.

DlCkBeater: why dont you shove it up your a double skribble

Adair: An Electris store is where you can purchase electrical accessories.

DlCkBeater: Electronics you dumbfuck

DlCkBeater: i didnt spend 5years in engineering skool to be talked down
to by you

Adair: I am requesting you to refrain from using obscene language, or
else I will have to terminate the chat.

DlCkBeater: i own you

Adair: Can I assist you any further?

DlCkBeater: do you perfer i say pussy or vagina ?

Adair: Thank you and have a nice day,
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Question: the lotion made me pass out

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DlCkBeater: hey john
John: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is John.
DlCkBeater: do you know adair? nad murphy?
DlCkBeater: they're dicks, you should beat their asses
DlCkBeater: i have a question
John: I would suggest you to refrain from using abusive language.
DlCkBeater: murphy and adair wouldnt answer my questions, but with a name like john i bet you will
DlCkBeater: will you?
John: Please let me know how I may assist you with at Norelco.
DlCkBeater: ok, let me type this
DlCkBeater: i smoked a bowl the other nite, and then had to shave...
DlCkBeater: so i was shaving and i got dizzy and passed out with teh razor in my hand
DlCkBeater: i think the lotion made me pass otu
DlCkBeater: i didnt know if this has happened to anyone else
DlCkBeater: do you think it could be the weed or the razor lotion?
DlCkBeater: i need to know
John: I am sorry to know that. However, we have not received any such instances.
DlCkBeater: so your saying it was the weed?
DlCkBeater: hello?
John: Are you having any problems with your razor and could you also provide me the model number of your razor?
DlCkBeater: this is important, your answer will determine if i kill Steward for selling me that bag
DlCkBeater: your answer will decide that pricks fate
DlCkBeater: does the lotion cause allergic reactions
DlCkBeater: ?
DlCkBeater: you type slow
John: I would like to let you know that Nivea for Men shaving lotion contains Water, Glycerin, Biosaccharide Gum-1, Isohexadecane, Panthenol, Macadamia Ternifolia (Macadamia Nut Oil), Bisabolol, Xanthan Gum, Triceteareth-4 Phosphate, Sodium Carbomer, Sodium Lauroyl Sarcosinate, Phenoxyethanol, Methylparaben, Ethylparaben, Propylparaben, Beuylparaben, Isobutylparaben and Fragrance.Nivea Moisturizing Lotion is not hypoallergenic.
DlCkBeater: wow, how many words do you type per minute?
DlCkBeater: i bet you copy and pasted that
DlCkBeater: so whats the percentage of Ethylparaben?
John: We try our best to provide you with the information.
John: For more information on the composition of the lotion/gel, I would suggest you to contact our Customer Care Center on our toll-free number 1-800-243-3050. Our Customer Care Center is open from 7:00 a.m. to 9:00 p.m. Eastern time, Monday through Friday and 8:00 a.m. to 5:00 p.m. on Saturday and Sunday.
DlCkBeater: WHATS MACADAMIA NUT OIL.... are you norelco sickos nutting in my shaving cream???????
DlCkBeater: i perfer you call my by Dick
John: Is there anything else that I can assist you with at Norelco?
DlCkBeater: so whats that macaadafjdsf NUT OIL?
DlCkBeater: so your a bunch oh homos just wacking off all day in shaving cream?
DlCkBeater: how much you get paid? i want your job
John: I am sorry, but I will have to disconnect our chat.
John: Thank you and have a nice day!
DlCkBeater: you too
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Question: Average battery life?

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Moe: hi
Darren: Hello Moe, and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Darren.
Moe: how are you doing?
Darren: I am fine, thank you.
Darren: How about you?
Moe: my ass itches
Moe: does your's?
Darren: Moe, regarding your query about the battery life.
Moe: damn you type slow
Moe: anyways
Darren: The life of the batteries depends on individual use and where the razor has been stored. For instance, extreme temperature fluctuations can shorten battery life.
Moe: about how long would the batteries last on an average shaving my ass?
Darren: Also, early recharging while there is still a charge on the battery can, over time, reduce the life of Ni-Cad battery cells. The batteries should be depleted before they can fully recharge.
Moe: god my ass burns
Darren: Under normal usage battery lasts for 3 to 5 years.
Moe: just a minute
Darren: Is there anything else you would like to know?
Moe: damn, I'm out of pepheration h
Moe: what is normal usuage?
Moe: ...
Moe: ?
Darren: Normal usage means when the batteries are depleted before they are recharge.
Darren: Can I be of any further assistance?
Moe: does the area matter? cause I have really thick pubes
Darren: We understand that Norelco razors are sometimes used to shave the head and other parts of the body.
Darren: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Darren: Is there anything else I can help you with?
Moe: can I shave my dog?
Darren: I am sorry, Moe. I have to terminate this chat session.
Moe: why?
Darren: There are other customers who need my assitance with their queries regading our products.
Moe: I'm just curious
Moe: I require your assistance
Moe: maybe if you weren't such a slow typer
Moe: you could answer my question
Moe: but you type like
Darren: Moe, as I mentioned earlier that our razors are tested and evaluated only on human facial hair.
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Darren: Moe, I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Darren: Please feel free to visit us again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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Question: How fast do you type?

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John: I am fine, thank you.
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FUnnY: :lol:


Question: Need a nooner.

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Murphy: Hello Adair. Welcome to Norelco's Live
Customer Care Service. My name is Murphy.
Murphy: Could you please be a little more specific
related to your query?
Adair: Hey Murphy, its me, Adair.
Adair: What are you doing for lunch today, me and
Betty are going to McDonalds.
Adair: Do you want us to bring you back anything?
Murphy: Please let me know how I can assist you with
your Norelco query.
Adair: Cut the shit Murphy, did you want the number 2
or the number 1?
Adair: I think I might pull something on Betty too.
Adair: I'll give her a nickle for a pickle tickle
Adair: I know she's let you hit it.
Adair: Right... man to man....
Murphy: Is there any Norelco query you would like me
to assist you with?
Adair: Thats Murphy, always business and no play. Ask
Raven, he said it's alright.
Murphy: All right. Now, please let me know if I can
assist you with any Norelco related query.
Adair: All right?? ITs alright.. speak-a-da-english..
just playing. So alright you want a number 1 or number
2?
Adair: I'll get you a number 2 then.
Murphy: I regret that we couldn’t finish our
discussion. You will get a note by email of all the
pages, links and services I mentioned. Thank you
Adair, for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
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This one isn't funny, but I wasted about a half hour of her time....

Topic: A few questions
Robin Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Robin.
TermPaper Hi robin.
Robin How may I assist you today?
TermPaper I have a few questions for you, if I could take a moment of your time
Robin Please forward your request.
TermPaper I am doing a term paper for my interpersonal communications class on customer service
TermPaper I would like to ask you a few questions
TermPaper How long have you worked for norelco online help and do you find it to be a rewarding profession?
Robin I am sorry but I am not authorized to indulge in a personal chat.
TermPaper I just have 3 questions I would like to ask, It is for my term paper
TermPaper how many issues do you handle daily?
Robin As I mentioned earlier, I cannot indulge into a personal chat.
TermPaper and how do you deal with people that use offensive language?
TermPaper robin, I would greatly appreciate your help with this.
TermPaper why are you unable to indulge in personal chat?
TermPaper why are you unable to indulge in personal chat?
TermPaper would you be able to send me an email with the responses to my questions?
TermPaper sorry, hit enter twice there
Robin I am not authorized to indulge in a personal chat.
TermPaper could you answer my questions via email?
Robin I am sorry but I cannot assist you with your request.
TermPaper ok, thank you for your assistance robin, I am sorry to have wasted your time.
Robin Do you have any Norelco related query?
Robin You are most welcome.
TermPaper I do have some questions that relate to norelco
TermPaper I do have some questions that relate to norelco
TermPaper I keep hitting enter 2 times, sorry
TermPaper when did norelco first release facial razors?
TermPaper I have the quad....not sure of the full name, but I recently purchased it, I am very pleased with it.
Robin The first Norelco razor appeared in the United States in 1939.
Robin The first Norelco razor appeared in the United States in 1939.
TermPaper the only problem that I have had is that after shaving sometimes I have razor bumps on my neck line
Robin It is good to know that you are satisfied with our product.
TermPaper the only problem that I have had is that after shaving sometimes I have razor bumps on my neck line
Robin It is good to know that you are satisfied with our product.
TermPaper ah! you hit enter 2 times too!!
TermPaper ah! you hit enter 2 times too!!
TermPaper ah! you hit enter 2 times too!!
TermPaper whoops....i know i only hit enter once that time!
TermPaper whoops....i know i only hit enter once that time!
Robin Due to server problems our responses are been repeated.
TermPaper and do you know of any products which would help with the little nicks and scrapes which are sometimes gained from shaving?
Robin I am sorry but I do not have information on your request.
Robin All Norelco razors give you a close and comfortable shave.
TermPaper none about the bumps associated with shaving? is there any products that norelco offers that would help with the irratiation on my neckline?
TermPaper oh I am not saying that the shave is not close and comfortable, the problem may very well be my skin. but I am just curious as to if there are any products offered by norelco that would assist me with the irratiation on my sensitive skin
Robin Our Advantage razors are specifically designed for men with sensitive skin.
Robin Advantage razors come with Integrated Nivea for Men shaving lotion or gel that sets up your beard for an unexpectedly close, refreshing wet shave.
Robin They also have Contour Control, automatically adjusts to hug the unique contours of your face for a closer, more comfortable shave.
TermPaper it has helped, for I havn't notices as many razor bumps, but they are still there. are there any creme's or lubricants available to help keep the bumps from appearing?
Robin I am sending you the page which provides information on all the Advantage razors listed online.
Robin http://www.consumer.philips.com/global/b2c/norelco/catalog/subcategory.jhtml?divId=NOR&groupId=LotionDispensi ngRazors&subCatId=Advantage_2002
TermPaper Thank you.
Robin http://www.consumer.philips.com/global/b2c/norelco/catalog/subcategory.jhtml?divId=NOR&groupId=LotionDispensi ngRazors&subCatId=Advantage_2002
TermPaper Thank you.
Robin You are most welcome.
TermPaper do you know of anyone I could contact about the questions I have reguarding my term papter?
TermPaper do you know of anyone I could contact about the questions I have reguarding my term papter?
Robin I am sorry but I do not have information on your last request.
Robin Is there anything else I can assist you with?
TermPaper ok, thanks robin, I appreciate your help and I thank you for your time. I am sorry for trying to have you indulge in personal conversation with me, i hope i did not get you in trouble
Robin You are most welcome.
TermPaper ok, thanks robin, I appreciate your help and I thank you for your time. I am sorry for trying to have you indulge in personal conversation with me, i hope i did not get you in trouble
Robin Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of the page links and services I mentioned.
Robin Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.

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FUnnY: :lol:


Question: Need a nooner.

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Murphy: Hello Adair. Welcome to Norelco's Live
Customer Care Service. My name is Murphy.
Murphy: Could you please be a little more specific
related to your query?
Adair: Hey Murphy, its me, Adair.
Adair: What are you doing for lunch today, me and
Betty are going to McDonalds.
Adair: Do you want us to bring you back anything?
Murphy: Please let me know how I can assist you with
your Norelco query.
Adair: Cut the shit Murphy, did you want the number 2
or the number 1?
Adair: I think I might pull something on Betty too.
Adair: I'll give her a nickle for a pickle tickle
Adair: I know she's let you hit it.
Adair: Right... man to man....
Murphy: Is there any Norelco query you would like me
to assist you with?
Adair: Thats Murphy, always business and no play. Ask
Raven, he said it's alright.
Murphy: All right. Now, please let me know if I can
assist you with any Norelco related query.
Adair: All right?? ITs alright.. speak-a-da-english..
just playing. So alright you want a number 1 or number
2?
Adair: I'll get you a number 2 then.
Murphy: I regret that we couldn’t finish our
discussion. You will get a note by email of all the
pages, links and services I mentioned. Thank you
Adair, for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
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damn, that mc donalds one was too funny... im readin this in my chemistry lab at school and i hella had to try and not out right laugh... too many people lookin already! haha...

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How to get them to thank you and ask for a blow job

Topic: Is the goo allergenic cause I itch a little when I smear it on my face?
Heywood J. Blomey I love your sharp edge blade, but I itch when I get too much goo on my face
Murphy Hello Heywood. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Murphy.
Heywood J. Blomey hi murphy
Murphy Thank you for your question.
Heywood J. Blomey u prefer murph or murphy
Murphy Hi, Heywood.
Murphy It is your wish.
Heywood J. Blomey cool...i like the nickname murph
Heywood J. Blomey i prefer Mr. Blomey though
Heywood J. Blomey so whats the deal with this goo
Heywood J. Blomey are there several types
Murphy I would like to inform you that the Nivea shaving lotion is non allergic. However, I would suggest you to consult your doctor to check the same.
Murphy No, we provide only Nivea mens shaving lotion/gel.
Heywood J. Blomey maybe one would be better on my face and one would be better on yours
Heywood J. Blomey or someone elses
Heywood J. Blomey hmmm
Murphy Thats the reason I told you to check with your doctor.
Heywood J. Blomey maybe Im putting too much on?
Heywood J. Blomey it kinda comes out in globs...should I smear it around?
Murphy Use of the lotion quantity is completely on your discretion.
Heywood J. Blomey other than that I get a smooth shave
Murphy Just follow the user manual instruction for shaving.
Heywood J. Blomey do you use the goo on your face?
Heywood J. Blomey and this razor?
Murphy No.
Heywood J. Blomey why not? that seems to be bad advertising.
Murphy I use the Spectra razor 8894XL./
Murphy I meant the 8894XL.
Heywood J. Blomey ahh...do you have detains on that?
Heywood J. Blomey like a PDF or some DSL's
Heywood J. Blomey i like DSL...how is your connection
Murphy Yes, I am sending you a page that will provide you with more information on the 8894XL.
Murphy I am sorry, I cannot comment on that as it is private company information.
Heywood J. Blomey nice, maybe using that will clear up the bukkake marks
Heywood J. Blomey i understand
Heywood J. Blomey my co is top secret too
Heywood J. Blomey you heard of Vivid Videos?
Murphy http://www.consumer.philips.com/global/b2c/norelco/catalog/product.jhtml?divId=NOR&groupId=DryRazors&subCatId =Spectra_2002&productId=8894XL_00
Heywood J. Blomey not that I work for them, but just wondering
Heywood J. Blomey thanks for the link
Murphy No, Mr.Blomey.
Murphy You are welcome.
Murphy Can I assist you any further?
Heywood J. Blomey thats cool how you loaded the page
Heywood J. Blomey nah i guess not...
Heywood J. Blomey just say thank you
Heywood J. Blomey for my inquiry
Murphy The credit goes to our software programmers.
Heywood J. Blomey smart guys
Murphy Sure, Mr. Blomey.
Heywood J. Blomey tell them Heywood J. Blomey said thank you
Murphy Thanks Mr. Blomey, for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of all the pages, links and services I mentioned. Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Murphy I will do that.

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How to get them to thank you and ask for a blow job

Topic: Is the goo allergenic cause I itch a little when I smear it on my face?
Heywood J. Blomey I love your sharp edge blade, but I itch when I get too much goo on my face
Murphy Hello Heywood. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Murphy.
Heywood J. Blomey hi murphy
Murphy Thank you for your question.
Heywood J. Blomey u prefer murph or murphy
Murphy Hi, Heywood.
Murphy It is your wish.
Heywood J. Blomey cool...i like the nickname murph
Heywood J. Blomey i prefer Mr. Blomey though
Heywood J. Blomey so whats the deal with this goo
Heywood J. Blomey are there several types
Murphy I would like to inform you that the Nivea shaving lotion is non allergic. However, I would suggest you to consult your doctor to check the same.
Murphy No, we provide only Nivea mens shaving lotion/gel.
Heywood J. Blomey maybe one would be better on my face and one would be better on yours
Heywood J. Blomey or someone elses
Heywood J. Blomey hmmm
Murphy Thats the reason I told you to check with your doctor.
Heywood J. Blomey maybe Im putting too much on?
Heywood J. Blomey it kinda comes out in globs...should I smear it around?
Murphy Use of the lotion quantity is completely on your discretion.
Heywood J. Blomey other than that I get a smooth shave
Murphy Just follow the user manual instruction for shaving.
Heywood J. Blomey do you use the goo on your face?
Heywood J. Blomey and this razor?
Murphy No.
Heywood J. Blomey why not? that seems to be bad advertising.
Murphy I use the Spectra razor 8894XL./
Murphy I meant the 8894XL.
Heywood J. Blomey ahh...do you have detains on that?
Heywood J. Blomey like a PDF or some DSL's
Heywood J. Blomey i like DSL...how is your connection
Murphy Yes, I am sending you a page that will provide you with more information on the 8894XL.
Murphy I am sorry, I cannot comment on that as it is private company information.
Heywood J. Blomey nice, maybe using that will clear up the bukkake marks
Heywood J. Blomey i understand
Heywood J. Blomey my co is top secret too
Heywood J. Blomey you heard of Vivid Videos?
Murphy http://www.consumer.philips.com/global/b2c/norelco/catalog/product.jhtml?divId=NOR&groupId=DryRazors&subCatId =Spectra_2002&productId=8894XL_00
Heywood J. Blomey not that I work for them, but just wondering
Heywood J. Blomey thanks for the link
Murphy No, Mr.Blomey.
Murphy You are welcome.
Murphy Can I assist you any further?
Heywood J. Blomey thats cool how you loaded the page
Heywood J. Blomey nah i guess not...
Heywood J. Blomey just say thank you
Heywood J. Blomey for my inquiry
Murphy The credit goes to our software programmers.
Heywood J. Blomey smart guys
Murphy Sure, Mr. Blomey.
Heywood J. Blomey tell them Heywood J. Blomey said thank you
Murphy Thanks Mr. Blomey, for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I am glad I could be of assistance to you. I will send you a little note by email of all the pages, links and services I mentioned. Please feel free to login again for any further assistance. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
Murphy I will do that.

[Quad-Damage]

Question: How can I get my women to stop cutting me

( Ihavenohands has joined )
( Darren has joined )
Ihavenohands: Hello How are you today my firend
Darren: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Darren.
Ihavenohands: I just want to let you know I have no hands and im typing with my toes
Darren: Thank you for contacting us.
Darren: How may I help you?
Ihavenohands: my crackwhore saves my balls for with with one of your Electric Razors
Ihavenohands: and she always cuts me
Ihavenohands: How can i make her stop
Ihavenohands: i can't slap her, i have no hands
Ihavenohands: i can't do it myself
Ihavenohands: Fastest toe typer
Darren: We understand that Norelco razors are sometimes used to shave the head and other parts of the body.
Darren: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Ihavenohands: Can you test them onyourself
Ihavenohands: What can i do?
Darren: Is there anything else you would like to know?
Ihavenohands: I want the women to get better at shaving
Ihavenohands: do you have any web pages that can show her how
Ihavenohands: to shave around the ball area without cutting it?
Ihavenohands: do you have like a proper way to do it?
Ihavenohands: If i had my hands i would slap this women
Ihavenohands: she can't even make the money on the conner and can't even give a good shave job
Darren: As I mentioned earlier our razor evaluated only on facial hair.
Ihavenohands: do you think i should get a new crackwhore who knows how to shave?
Ihavenohands: Do you have any gel or something to cut down on cuts?
Darren: I am sending you the ' Shaving Tips' page. Please review it.
Darren: http://www.consumer.philips.co...vingtips1
Ihavenohands: i wish i could shave but i have no hands
Ihavenohands: Does this have shaving around my ball area
Ihavenohands: i also pay the women to shave my ass hair
Ihavenohands: but it always gets cuts
Ihavenohands: i mean blood and eveything
Ihavenohands: i can't hold the the shaver or patch myself up, i have no hands
Ihavenohands: so im bleeding out off my balls and my ass, and the stupid crack whore nevers tells me
Darren: I suggest you stop using the razor to shave hair on other body parts.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any razors that will do the job
Ihavenohands: i thought norelco is the way
Ihavenohands: to do it around the male area
Darren: I regret we do not currently have such razor model.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any gel or something that i can lub up my ass
Ihavenohands: so it can't cut me
Ihavenohands: I tryed that one gel, but my whores just used that shit for lub, on the homeless guys
Ihavenohands: If i had some hands i would slap those stupid crack whores
Ihavenohands: so i have to kick them instead
Ihavenohands: and sometimes i fall
Ihavenohands: and i fall on the dam Razor and cut up my back
Ihavenohands: and i can't do anything about my back without my hands
Ihavenohands: can you help me out here?
Darren: We want you to know that our customers mean a great deal to us, and we take your feedback seriously. I will forward your comments to the appropriate department.
Ihavenohands: What Department would that be?
Ihavenohands: Can i see your foward Sheet
Ihavenohands: I want to be able for a man without hands to shave his own ass and balss
Ihavenohands: HOW hard is that to ask
Ihavenohands: I have hair and i need to get rid of it
Ihavenohands: I love the way my bare hairless ass and balls fell on a nice run, all floping around and the way it burns
Darren: You can also contact them personally by sending them an email.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any people would would shave me up
Ihavenohands: i would be willing to trade for crack for a shave job
Ihavenohands: or a few hours with some of my crackwhores
Darren: I am sorry I could not help you with that.
Ihavenohands: it's kinda up to you, can you do it?
Ihavenohands: you can't
Ihavenohands: No one is willing to help people without hands
Ihavenohands: Are you guys being bigists with people without hands
Ihavenohands: HATE CRIMES!
Darren: Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I hope that I have been of assistance to you.
Darren: Please feel free to login again any time if you have other questions on Norelco.
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:lol: :lol:

[xlfusionxl]

Hey all, hondahookup owns me.
im Jon:

Murphy: Hello Jon. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Murphy.
Murphy: Thank you for your question.
Jon: So is it safe to use the razor on pubic hair?
Murphy: No, Jon. The use of our razor is not recommended on any other part of the body other than the facial hair, as this may damage the razor.
Jon: what gel do you suggest to lubricate the area on the face
Jon: gel or shaving creme... what not
Jon: are you going to answer me?
Murphy: Yes, I sure am.
Jon: can you answer my question then
Murphy: If you own the Advantage, only then can the gel or lotion cartridges be used with the razor.
Jon: what if i use Edge Pro Gel
Murphy: Usage of any kind of lotion or gel with the dry razors can harm the razor.
Jon: o can i get a new one cause i think my razor is now broken
Murphy: Sure, you can. Would you like to purchase a Advantage razor that has the feature of using lotion and gel.
Jon: no i mean, can you send me one for free since your company didnt inform me about using certain types of gel
Jon: why is it that you never respond?
Murphy: No, that is not possible.
Jon: are you a computer or something?
Murphy: I am a real person here to assist you.
Jon: you seem like you are some sort of computer or bot
Jon: what kinda of razor do you use
Murphy: I use the Spectra razor, 8894XL.
Jon: i talked to another representative and they use the same razor
Jon: i are not a real person
Jon: hey, who is the CEO or Noreico?
Jon: of *
Murphy: I would suggest you to call at this toll free number and inquire about the same.
Murphy: The toll free number is 1-800-243-3050.
Jon: so your saying that you dont know who the CEO of your company is?
Murphy: I am here to assist you with topics related to the products on the website.
Jon: how much is the quadra action?
Murphy: Could you please let me know the model number you are interested in?
Jon: 7885XL
Jon: god damn look it up yourself
Jon: you lazy prick
Jon: just kidding :)
Jon: sorry im trying to find some good porn to masterbate to
Murphy: Thank you for the information.
Jon: whats a good site to download porn?
Jon: why dont u answer me
Jon: im getting pissed
Jon: and im never gonna buy one of your products
Murphy: As I mentioned earlier, I am here to assist you with Norelco products only.
Jon: i asked you how much the 7885XL was
Jon: now answer me you fucking idiot
Murphy: The 7885XL is priced at $134.99 and please refrain from using obscene language.

[Daemon]

Question: How can I get my women to stop cutting me

( Ihavenohands has joined )
( Darren has joined )
Ihavenohands: Hello How are you today my firend
Darren: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Darren.
Ihavenohands: I just want to let you know I have no hands and im typing with my toes
Darren: Thank you for contacting us.
Darren: How may I help you?
Ihavenohands: my crackwhore saves my balls for with with one of your Electric Razors
Ihavenohands: and she always cuts me
Ihavenohands: How can i make her stop
Ihavenohands: i can't slap her, i have no hands
Ihavenohands: i can't do it myself
Ihavenohands: Fastest toe typer
Darren: We understand that Norelco razors are sometimes used to shave the head and other parts of the body.
Darren: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Ihavenohands: Can you test them onyourself
Ihavenohands: What can i do?
Darren: Is there anything else you would like to know?
Ihavenohands: I want the women to get better at shaving
Ihavenohands: do you have any web pages that can show her how
Ihavenohands: to shave around the ball area without cutting it?
Ihavenohands: do you have like a proper way to do it?
Ihavenohands: If i had my hands i would slap this women
Ihavenohands: she can't even make the money on the conner and can't even give a good shave job
Darren: As I mentioned earlier our razor evaluated only on facial hair.
Ihavenohands: do you think i should get a new crackwhore who knows how to shave?
Ihavenohands: Do you have any gel or something to cut down on cuts?
Darren: I am sending you the ' Shaving Tips' page. Please review it.
Darren: http://www.consumer.philips.co...vingtips1
Ihavenohands: i wish i could shave but i have no hands
Ihavenohands: Does this have shaving around my ball area
Ihavenohands: i also pay the women to shave my ass hair
Ihavenohands: but it always gets cuts
Ihavenohands: i mean blood and eveything
Ihavenohands: i can't hold the the shaver or patch myself up, i have no hands
Ihavenohands: so im bleeding out off my balls and my ass, and the stupid crack whore nevers tells me
Darren: I suggest you stop using the razor to shave hair on other body parts.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any razors that will do the job
Ihavenohands: i thought norelco is the way
Ihavenohands: to do it around the male area
Darren: I regret we do not currently have such razor model.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any gel or something that i can lub up my ass
Ihavenohands: so it can't cut me
Ihavenohands: I tryed that one gel, but my whores just used that shit for lub, on the homeless guys
Ihavenohands: If i had some hands i would slap those stupid crack whores
Ihavenohands: so i have to kick them instead
Ihavenohands: and sometimes i fall
Ihavenohands: and i fall on the dam Razor and cut up my back
Ihavenohands: and i can't do anything about my back without my hands
Ihavenohands: can you help me out here?
Darren: We want you to know that our customers mean a great deal to us, and we take your feedback seriously. I will forward your comments to the appropriate department.
Ihavenohands: What Department would that be?
Ihavenohands: Can i see your foward Sheet
Ihavenohands: I want to be able for a man without hands to shave his own ass and balss
Ihavenohands: HOW hard is that to ask
Ihavenohands: I have hair and i need to get rid of it
Ihavenohands: I love the way my bare hairless ass and balls fell on a nice run, all floping around and the way it burns
Darren: You can also contact them personally by sending them an email.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any people would would shave me up
Ihavenohands: i would be willing to trade for crack for a shave job
Ihavenohands: or a few hours with some of my crackwhores
Darren: I am sorry I could not help you with that.
Ihavenohands: it's kinda up to you, can you do it?
Ihavenohands: you can't
Ihavenohands: No one is willing to help people without hands
Ihavenohands: Are you guys being bigists with people without hands
Ihavenohands: HATE CRIMES!
Darren: Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I hope that I have been of assistance to you.
Darren: Please feel free to login again any time if you have other questions on Norelco.
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:lol: :lol:

LOL!!! It was starting to get old. But yours was good.

I HAVE NO HANDS! LOL!

[Daemon]

Here's a classic repost of my barney rubble one.

I LOVE MINE :lol:

I'm so full of myself :roll_eye: shoot me.










Question: Norelco gel

( BarneyRubble has joined )
( Betty has joined )
BarneyRubble: Honey! I'm home! how do I refill the gel thing
BarneyRubble: in your products
Betty: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
BarneyRubble: and what does the gel do?
BarneyRubble: I'm very interested in purchasing your products
Betty: The Advantage Shaving System dispenses shaving gel that sets up your beard for an exceptionally close, wet shave that leaves your face feeling smooth and refreshed.
BarneyRubble: oh, would I like to ram one of these razors up fred and wilma's asses
BarneyRubble: beard products
BarneyRubble: so how are they
BarneyRubble: I have quite a beard
BarneyRubble: suggest one, my beard is about 2 inch long
BarneyRubble: honey?
BarneyRubble: are you there?
Betty: I am there with you.
BarneyRubble: I want to eat a brontosaurus burger, but, how long does the gel last in the shaver, and how much does replacement cost
BarneyRubble: yawn
BarneyRubble: no response, maybe I should tell norelco about how betty treated me, or beat here like the dirty wife she is
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
Betty: If you need any further assistance, please feel free to login again. We are available 24 hours a day, 7 days a week.
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[Quad-Damage]

Question: How can I get my women to stop cutting me

( Ihavenohands has joined )
( Darren has joined )
Ihavenohands: Hello How are you today my firend
Darren: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Darren.
Ihavenohands: I just want to let you know I have no hands and im typing with my toes
Darren: Thank you for contacting us.
Darren: How may I help you?
Ihavenohands: my crackwhore saves my balls for with with one of your Electric Razors
Ihavenohands: and she always cuts me
Ihavenohands: How can i make her stop
Ihavenohands: i can't slap her, i have no hands
Ihavenohands: i can't do it myself
Ihavenohands: Fastest toe typer
Darren: We understand that Norelco razors are sometimes used to shave the head and other parts of the body.
Darren: Unfortunately we cannot recommend that particular use since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
Ihavenohands: Can you test them onyourself
Ihavenohands: What can i do?
Darren: Is there anything else you would like to know?
Ihavenohands: I want the women to get better at shaving
Ihavenohands: do you have any web pages that can show her how
Ihavenohands: to shave around the ball area without cutting it?
Ihavenohands: do you have like a proper way to do it?
Ihavenohands: If i had my hands i would slap this women
Ihavenohands: she can't even make the money on the conner and can't even give a good shave job
Darren: As I mentioned earlier our razor evaluated only on facial hair.
Ihavenohands: do you think i should get a new crackwhore who knows how to shave?
Ihavenohands: Do you have any gel or something to cut down on cuts?
Darren: I am sending you the ' Shaving Tips' page. Please review it.
Darren: http://www.consumer.philips.co...vingtips1
Ihavenohands: i wish i could shave but i have no hands
Ihavenohands: Does this have shaving around my ball area
Ihavenohands: i also pay the women to shave my ass hair
Ihavenohands: but it always gets cuts
Ihavenohands: i mean blood and eveything
Ihavenohands: i can't hold the the shaver or patch myself up, i have no hands
Ihavenohands: so im bleeding out off my balls and my ass, and the stupid crack whore nevers tells me
Darren: I suggest you stop using the razor to shave hair on other body parts.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any razors that will do the job
Ihavenohands: i thought norelco is the way
Ihavenohands: to do it around the male area
Darren: I regret we do not currently have such razor model.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any gel or something that i can lub up my ass
Ihavenohands: so it can't cut me
Ihavenohands: I tryed that one gel, but my whores just used that shit for lub, on the homeless guys
Ihavenohands: If i had some hands i would slap those stupid crack whores
Ihavenohands: so i have to kick them instead
Ihavenohands: and sometimes i fall
Ihavenohands: and i fall on the dam Razor and cut up my back
Ihavenohands: and i can't do anything about my back without my hands
Ihavenohands: can you help me out here?
Darren: We want you to know that our customers mean a great deal to us, and we take your feedback seriously. I will forward your comments to the appropriate department.
Ihavenohands: What Department would that be?
Ihavenohands: Can i see your foward Sheet
Ihavenohands: I want to be able for a man without hands to shave his own ass and balss
Ihavenohands: HOW hard is that to ask
Ihavenohands: I have hair and i need to get rid of it
Ihavenohands: I love the way my bare hairless ass and balls fell on a nice run, all floping around and the way it burns
Darren: You can also contact them personally by sending them an email.
Ihavenohands: Do you have any people would would shave me up
Ihavenohands: i would be willing to trade for crack for a shave job
Ihavenohands: or a few hours with some of my crackwhores
Darren: I am sorry I could not help you with that.
Ihavenohands: it's kinda up to you, can you do it?
Ihavenohands: you can't
Ihavenohands: No one is willing to help people without hands
Ihavenohands: Are you guys being bigists with people without hands
Ihavenohands: HATE CRIMES!
Darren: Thanks for using Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. I hope that I have been of assistance to you.
Darren: Please feel free to login again any time if you have other questions on Norelco.
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:lol: :lol:

LOL!!! It was starting to get old. But yours was good.

I HAVE NO HANDS! LOL!

I wounder if they will ever find out, it's us fucken with them.

FUCKEN HATE CRIMES

[neosprex]

i get the feeling that the person that responds to us is AI :nod:

[neosprex]

Question: how do i shave my ball sac

( neo has joined )
neo: hi
( Ackerly has joined )
neo: hello
Ackerly: Hello Neo. Welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Ackerly.
Ackerly: Could you please elaborate on your query?
neo: thats great, how can u use the norleco to shave my sac so i wont have the 2 day itch after words
Ackerly: Thanks for your response.
neo: are u some kind of AI
Ackerly: I would like to inform you that Norelco does not recommend the use of Norelco razors on other parts of body since our razors have only been tested and evaluated on facial hair.
neo: that sucks
Ackerly: The razors we offer are only meant for facial hairs.
neo: ill test it out then
neo: you really need to make a razor that is ment for pubs, it would see greay
neo: great
Ackerly: Neo, currently we are not offerning razors which can be used on other parts of body, thanks for your suggestions any introduction of such razors in future will be listed on our website.
Ackerly: Is there anything else I can help you with?
neo: no, thats it, thank you so much and have a wonderful day, i dont know if you can compute this message cuase you seem to have no personality and i belive that i am talking to some kind of automated response machine, correct me if im wrong
Ackerly: Neo, I am real person.
neo: wow
neo: how much do u get paid to do this, dosent sound like a bad job
neo: i need some extra cash to throw into my civic
Ackerly: I am sorry, I am not authorized engage in personal chat.
Ackerly: Is there anything related to Norelco I can assist you with?
neo: ok, thanks anyway, have a nice day
neo: no
neo: bye

[C-Murder]

Here's a classic repost of my barney rubble one.

I LOVE MINE :lol:

I'm so full of myself :roll_eye: shoot me.










Question: Norelco gel

( BarneyRubble has joined )
( Betty has joined )
BarneyRubble: Honey! I'm home! how do I refill the gel thing
BarneyRubble: in your products
Betty: Hello and welcome to Norelco's Live Customer Care Service. My name is Betty.
BarneyRubble: and what does the gel do?
BarneyRubble: I'm very interested in purchasing your products
Betty: The Advantage Shaving System dispenses shaving gel that sets up your beard for an exceptionally close, wet shave that leaves your face feeling smooth and refreshed.
BarneyRubble: oh, would I like to ram one of these razors up fred and wilma's asses
BarneyRubble: beard products
BarneyRubble: so how are they
BarneyRubble: I have quite a beard
BarneyRubble: suggest one, my beard is about 2 inch long
BarneyRubble: honey?
BarneyRubble: are you there?
Betty: I am there with you.
BarneyRubble: I want to eat a brontosaurus burger, but, how long does the gel last in the shaver, and how much does replacement cost
BarneyRubble: yawn
BarneyRubble: no response, maybe I should tell norelco about how betty treated me, or beat here like the dirty wife she is
Betty: I regret that we couldn't finish our discussion. You will get a note by email of all the page links and services I mentioned. Thank you for using Norelco Live Customer Care Service.
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[Boostaholic]

if you want to know if their AI or not just start a new convo with them and type exactly what you did the last time, if the responce is the same then their AI

[Quad-Damage]

The Posts are 2 funny to not stay on page 1