View Full Version : Sex tricks to pull on your girl
C-Murder
08-02-2002, 09:18 AM
I learned this one from my friend, it's call the Hudini(sp);
Next time your doing her from the back get a whole bunch of spit in your mouth. Start making noises like your about to let loose, and then spit on her back when you pull out. She'll think you just came and turn around to look then you fire your real load..bahahahaha, plaster her face.. :lol:
didnt know if anyone else had pranks to pull like that..
GTPimp
08-02-2002, 09:20 AM
^^Thats good...but do you want to do it to your girl? That should be saved for a trashy one night stand hoe.
C-Murder
08-02-2002, 09:21 AM
^^^True. But its still funny as shit :lol:
boostd
08-02-2002, 09:24 AM
^^Thats good...but do you want to do it to your girl? That should be saved for a trashy one night stand hoe.
i wouldnt do it to my girl... one nite stand hell yeah.. get it on camera too... if anything do the OWH (pronounced ow... like ow that hurt) u do ya chick doggie n then accidently slip out n put it in her ass... its for chicks who aint a fan of the backdoor much... n if u wanna make it seem real good do a "oops sorry... it slipped out"
StalkerGSX
08-02-2002, 10:26 AM
Hit them squarely in the forehead with a brick.
No girl will turn you down after that.
BMWM3Z28
08-02-2002, 10:30 AM
Hit them squarely in the forehead with a brick.
No girl will turn you down after that.
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
sm0ky
08-02-2002, 04:15 PM
you guys are so cool.
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GTPimp
08-02-2002, 04:21 PM
Hit them squarely in the forehead with a brick.
No girl will turn you down after that.
Best Stroke This post ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Anonymous
08-02-2002, 04:53 PM
The best girl to guy trick is when she jerking you off real fast...and right when your about to cum, she points your dick right at your face. :lol:
Talk about it being all over your face.
Roadside Prophet
08-02-2002, 04:55 PM
:lol: i know a guy that had that happen to him
hahahahahahaha
i'd cap the bitch
integr8
08-02-2002, 04:55 PM
You dont get alot of return buisness from chicks do you? :roll:
static_xcold
08-02-2002, 04:58 PM
you guys are sick what ever happened to good ol love making :lol: :lol:
yeah right punch her in the back of the head a draw blood like your drilling for oil.
RicoSuave
08-02-2002, 05:01 PM
The best girl to guy trick is when she jerking you off real fast...and right when your about to cum, she points your dick right at your face. :lol:
Talk about it being all over your face.
That must have been the shit....... I mean that must have been shitty!
Shay98Ex
08-02-2002, 05:04 PM
n if u wanna make it seem real good do a "oops sorry... it slipped out"
Do guys actually think we believe this???? LMAO :lol: :roll:
XAcidManX
08-02-2002, 06:24 PM
n if u wanna make it seem real good do a "oops sorry... it slipped out"
Do guys actually think we believe this???? LMAO :lol: :roll:
what would you say if a guy "accidentily" sliped it in there?
Shay98Ex
08-02-2002, 07:09 PM
I think that would deffinately ruin the mood lol, because its not gonna be a response like oh ok hunny thats fine.... :roll: i would just feel stupid discussing past expierences with that so that reply will just have to do LOL.
VisionTCivic
08-02-2002, 07:30 PM
I remeber my friend telling when he was fukin his girl, he said it slipped out, so wen he went to put it back in, he just stuck it in her ass, and griped her head, and just dripped it...... He told me she was cry for him to stop ... then now she likes it up the shit hole :pimp:
XAcidManX
08-02-2002, 07:36 PM
I remeber my friend telling when he was fukin his girl, he said it slipped out, so wen he went to put it back in, he just stuck it in her ass, and griped her head, and just dripped it...... He told me she was cry for him to stop ... then now she likes it up the shit hole :pimp:
sounds like an asshole. No pun intended
S2-Raw
08-02-2002, 07:38 PM
One time when I was 14 with my ex, I pretended to accidentally cum in her. I made sounds like I was cuming and the whole 9 yards. She was running around freaking out because she thought she was gonna be pregnant. It was great. :lol:
poweredbyhonda17
08-02-2002, 09:35 PM
omg, those are the best to tell a bitch when ur in a fight, tell her to shut up before she gets tea bagged. go to www.stickykeys.org - the to dictionary for the ultimate illustarated dictionary of fuct up sexual stuff
blaze16
08-02-2002, 11:12 PM
i heard a story somewhere about a girl riding a guys dick and when he was about to cum she got off and the cum landed in his mouth :lol:it might of been on hhu where i heard it not sure :-?
72 SS
08-03-2002, 12:11 AM
i heard a story somewhere about a girl riding a guys dick and when he was about to cum she got off and the cum landed in his mouth :lol:it might of been on hhu where i heard it not sure :-?
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C-Murder
08-04-2002, 10:54 AM
I got another one, its called the Walrus.
The girl is on her knees sucking you off. Right when you cum in her mouth you judo chop her in the throat. She chokes and the cum comes out of her nose... like walrus tusks... bahaha... :lol: :lol:
chillar
08-04-2002, 12:38 PM
I got another one, its called the Walrus.
The girl is on her knees sucking you off. Right when you cum in her mouth you judo chop her in the throat. She chokes and the cum comes out of her nose... like walrus tusks... bahaha... :lol: :lol:
:lol: :lol: :lol: thats funny. have you tried it?
honda_95_LX
08-04-2002, 12:54 PM
I got another one, its called the Walrus.
The girl is on her knees sucking you off. Right when you cum in her mouth you judo chop her in the throat. She chokes and the cum comes out of her nose... like walrus tusks... bahaha... :lol: :lol:
Holy shit man....you have got some good ones..ive got some myself i may have to share with you guys...ok how about the chili dog...after you fuck a girl in the ass make her suck your dick...she gets all the chili off the dog.
caucasion
08-04-2002, 02:07 PM
i cant breath some of this shit is so funny$@# imagining cum shooting out of a girls nostrils is fucking hillarious :lol: :lol: :lol:
RiCeR_X
08-04-2002, 08:56 PM
The best girl to guy trick is when she jerking you off real fast...and right when your about to cum, she points your dick right at your face. :lol:
Talk about it being all over your face.
and you know this how? by experience? you pull that off on one of your "buddies"
this thread has gotten nasty
Anonymous
08-04-2002, 10:59 PM
One time when I was 14 with my ex, I pretended to accidentally cum in her. I made sounds like I was cuming and the whole 9 yards. She was running around freaking out because she thought she was gonna be pregnant. It was great. :lol:
what do u mean?
how did u pretend? :lol: :lol:
btw this thread is pretty nasty now.
C-Murder
08-06-2002, 10:51 PM
THis is kind of dumb but this ones called the donkey punch;
After you finish doing a girl doggy style, you just punch her in the back of the head. :lol: :uhoh: , kinda funny
That chillie dog was funny scott.
NiCo 3o0
08-07-2002, 07:27 AM
^^Thats good...but do you want to do it to your girl? That should be saved for a trashy one night stand hoe.
Hey...if ya have a girl there should be no trashy one night hoes!
:)